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I seem to only post when I’m here…. But the taco

Bell tolls for me

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New insult of the day: you’re so dumb that you could throw yourself at the ground…. And miss

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Status update: screaming…. But in lower case rn. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anyways, anyone ever find a ramen place they like but when you go home for the summer and the craving hits hard you just have to sit there and suffer? Anyways I’m trying a new ramen place nearby and I only had to pay way to much money for some tempura udon soup and crab rangoons

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Status update: back at it again in the Taco Bell

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Status update: just applied to two vastly different jobs and got the same results (maybe but wait a few days for a phone call) and am currently eating Taco Bell nacho fries (with ranch) while listening to whatever the christian radio station is playing (Taco Bell is playing it, not me) which is oddly mournful for christian music but who am I to tell the Bible Belt how to belt about the Bible. Got a quarter tank of gas and anxiety about spending any money on gas without an income. Roll tide I love summer

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Status update: currently sad, and kinda on edge whilst sitting in my bed, in the dark, in my Dr Pepper boxers eating sushi like it’s a hotdog and drinking Dr Pepper. College is fun but no one warns you about when you have to go home for the summer and stop living the life you made for yourself and go back to being someone’s child

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Last Chinese food trip with the friends this year…. Gonna miss the fun stuff like this. And without my funny short gremlin friend who’s going to make me laugh for the next 4 months

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Current academia vibes

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The following is a thought I had at lunch whilst imagining I was working a regular 9-5 and interacting with other fellow humans… like myself

“Sir, the guys and I found some malware on your computer. We think it got in using some form of adult website as a Trojan horse” -IT department guy in front of me and my boss

“Trojan horse? I think you mean ✨ Greek Pony Club ✨” -Me breaking out into a rendition of pink pony club that’s just about very sweaty men covered in scars and leather armor

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“One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious” -Carl Jung

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*cough* *cough* I’m sure we know who

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For those wondering…. Vanilla extract has 30% abv, if your wanting a less alcoholic beverage soy sauce is 2% or more depending on how long it has aged…. Use at your own peril, pain, pleasure, or all of the above

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Insult of the day (totally just thought of this and felt like posting it)

“You look like you could cause a 12 car pileup while driving a bumper car without wheels”

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The true meaning of friendship can be found inside a crab Rangoon

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“Are you still planning to eat out tonight” -my friend

“Absolutely, and get dinner preferably” -me without thinking

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“An extreme Kanoodle… in a Barnes and Nobel?…. Sounds like a good time”

- @crowsthatcaw