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Ok ok im bringing out the girlboss Ouija board cuz tumblr spirits i need sum focken help

Spirits how the fuck do i stop procrastinating, please spirits i wanted to google what a word in my french hw meant and i ended up translating the names of my entire playlist for fun

Spirits oh spirits your wisdom i require im going to class without having anything done again

Spirits i beg for your guidance before my teacher makes me one of you

What the fuuuuuck

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I dont actually speak this language i keep hitting the middle button and it keeps englishing for me

i don't actually know how to english. i just press buttons on the keyboard and hope for the best

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Any reason to go on living i thought i had just got extinguished by the fact that Im unable to buy a mars (20 cents short)

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The feeble mortal concept of happiness no longer sways me not to go apeshit, i want to fucking kill somebody

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For everyone complaining about Valentine's day need I remind you that a few days after it the chocolate is crazy cheap?

*Through a mouthful of cake* Whatchu complaining for?

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Rising from my coffin like a fucking vampire at 2am cuz i remembered Tumblr exists, hey besties

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Ah yes, my favorite character, Gery

Black Bulls as Troubled Birds Part3

[part1] [part2]

ASTA: 

CHARMY:

FINRAL:

GAUCHE:

GORDON:

GERY: 

HENRY: 

LIEBE:

LUCK:

MAGNA:

NACHT:

NERO: 

NOELLE: 

VANESSA: 

YAMI: 

ZORA: 

AND lastly, the BLACK BULLS as squad:

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reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

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My friend sent me a pic of a cat she found so i put it in the backrooms

What am i doing with my life? Good question

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Someone pinch me, no that won't work... Someone crack my spine like a glow stick, I think im dreaming

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

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This is also how cats named shit like Spork or Fridge are created

Nonbinary bitches be choosing they name by throwin a dart at a dictionary. It's me. I'm bitches.

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Mentally unavailable? Nono you must've misunderstood, im just unavailable in general

once again i find myself physically incapable of existing

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Nothing is cringe if it makes you happy

You saying "little mew mews" is cursed. You better stop, S T O P- -Vixx

I may be cringe but I am free

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Im sorry but i miss my dad made me lose my shit

PINTREST JUST SHOWED ME THIS, AND I HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY WHEEZING FOR 10 MINUTES GOD HELP ME—

it starts with being ace. then playing league. all of a sudden, you start to miss your father—

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TIL that people look at sexey models on shit like pepsi ads and instead of thinking "this is so oversexualized to try and sell" they actually get horny??like that random ass woman holding a coke has boobs and boom you want to fuck? Color me fucking scared, surprised and if anything impressed

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Mom spaghetti

Everything hurts my body is so fucking sweaty

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The fact that its the headcrab and not a headcrab insinuates that you're the only one of your kind

They call me the headcrab cause i give good head and i have crabs