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The husband and his ugly ass shrimp (you).

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*Meeting Rollo for the first time*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Bro...

Idia: Hm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Rollo: Do you see that damn haircut he got on?

Idia, turning his head: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Idia: There is no way...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, apparently there is a way...

Idia: His parents totally didn't care about him

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right they didn't, no caring adult would let their child run free in THAT bob without looking good

Idia: L.O.L for real

Malleus, out of nowhere: indeed, child of man, no kind, caring adult would let their child run free in such hair.

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AAA?!

Malleus: But what if, perhaps, his parents do wear the same "bob" hair cut? A family tradition of sorts?

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: now I'm imagining a family portrait with all of them wearing bobs

Idia: HEH HEH HEH L.M.A.O I'm imagining that too now

(IDIA IS DOING HIS "Hehehe 👹" LAUGH I SWEAR, NOT THE "hehehe 😝🤭" LAUGH PLZ)

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

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*Mc and Malleus meet first timey*

Malleus: So you're not really afraid of me, child of man?

Mc: *Stares at Malleus' horns* Horns

Malleus: What?

Mc: You have cool horns. can i touch?

Malleus: *Amazed that you are so brave with him* Y-yeah sure

Mc: Yaaaaaaay. So do you do you bend down or do I get a ladder? Which one is more comfortable for you? Alao thank you mr....

Malleus: *just smileys*

Mc: Okay so no name... You are Hornton from now on

Malleus: You really like horns I see.

Mc:Yessssss I do~

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Happy Easter to who ever celebrates!

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ANGY CROCO-BABY ALERT....Sebby is angy that he cant fly like his big brothers ...either by magic or broom-

Lilia sending you pictures of sebby

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: If I ever wanted to kill myself-

Deuce: What??

Epel, whipping his head around so fast he'd get whiplash: 🤨

Riddle, in the middle of drinking scheduled tea: Huh?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I would climb Ace's ego, and then jump down to his IQ

Riddle: Pfft-

Epel: HAH

Deuce, trying to cover his laughter: hmmhmmm

Ace, out of nowhere: WHAT?!

Riddle: *Chuckling*

Ace: Not you too house warden!?

Riddle: Hmhmhm I- hah- I must admit, Mc/Y/N/Yuu is funny at times

Deuce, nodding: Yep

Epel: Damn right they are

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right I am

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After watching a horror movie.

MC: (Gets up) Alright, I’m going to bed goodnight.

Demon bros: Good Night

MC: (Turns around) Wait! Can one of you check my room.

Lucifer: Really.

MC: What if they’re demons.

Lucifer: …fine

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Achievement Unlocked: Malleus’s Wrath

To unlock: Mess with the MC

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Twst Memes

♡︎ I don't know if these have been done before

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Azul: *Cool and collected, level-headed, etc, etc..* i got this

Yuu: *gets a papercut* ow

Azul: *panics and crashes into everything in his haste* OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK?!? YOU'RE BLEEDING!! THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YOU THE HOSPITAL!!

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watching the percy jackson show be like