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🫥 - Most embarrassing workplace story

not embarrassing for me, but to the other guy. but some dude came in and hid in our carpet racks because he was "filming for mewtube". not our liability (it would've been) if one falls on you.

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🌟 - Best person you've meet because of work

second best person? mmm. this guy i used to do dnd with. sadly had to quit because i moved regions, but he'll keep in touch occasionally.

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🌟 - Best person you've meet because of work

Drayden. next question

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☕ - Random fact about a Co-worker

knew a guy who'd gamble on his phone while at the desk. he's also the bitchass who started ratting my ass out. i could easily skirt on by without him there, but once he joined, it was manager/supervisor meeting after manager/supervisor meeting

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Since president girlie is asleep and G-emo is off with his sis, I'm in charge. And I've been inspired by G-emo's info breach so let's have some fun, in an ASK GAME!!! The questions will be broad enough for anyone to use it but will be more for the purposes of having a reason to spill some not so public info.

💥 - Most Recent workplace disaster

☕ - Random fact about a Co-worker

🍷- Ever been drunk on the job?

🦐 - Weirdest Pokemon interaction you've ever had at work

📱- Random person on the company contact list

😤 - Worst person you've had to work with

🌟 - Best person you've meet because of work

🫥 - Most embarrassing workplace story

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You were fired?

yeah, lmao. i think it was not last october, but the one before. they couldn't handle my they/them swag anymore

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they can fire me, i can move regions away, but they can't pry this account from my hands

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can i bring my numel?

a visceral chill ran down my spine from regions away, anon. no you cannot bring your numel, i fear for the tile

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Name's Christina, but most call me Chrissy. I'm 23, use She/Her pronouns, and it's a pleasure meeting you.

Alright, some formalities spoken for, now for real this time. I'm Chrissy, I live in Sootopolis City where I mantine surf. You may recognize my dad's, Maxie Itokazu and Archie Rosario-Campos. I know my dad tried to destroy the world with Groudon, but I promise he's gettin' better.

In addition to mantine surfing, I also help out my dads with their work. Wallace lets us run a conservation area over in Sootopolis. Best kept Zoo/Aquarium you've ever seen and it's all thanks to them! So swing on by, I can introduce you to our lovely marine friends! I also host Mantine shows every other hour.

Alright ya landlubbin' scamps, I gotta go! Hasta luego!

Hardenshipping Fankid OC! Runs off the Ruby/Omega Ruby canon where Archie really just assists you in stopping Magma. There is no Team Aqua revived Kyogre. For all intents and purposes, it very well could still be in its slumber.

Canon Timeline is further back than the original Ruby game! It's a canon game for Chrissy, but it came out a few years after the real incidents. Sapphire/Alpha Sapphire doesn't exist. Emerald is too vague to me to really say if it exists. So that's schrodinger's game atm.

Follows from @minnuit

Muse and Mun are 18+. Nothing explicit will be present on the blog, but if anything is suggested, it'll be tagged appropriately.

Rules and Regulations:

- Minors DNI with the #suggestive tag. I will block immediately.

- Almost all can interact. I only advise that Legendaries do not interact.

- Try not to God Mod.

- Different universe Archie/Maxie/May/Brendan's can interact. Be warned that it will stress Chrissy tf out if one from the Sapphire Canons tries to tell her their plot.

- I'll probably have her Archie and Maxie on the blog occasionally. They'll be tagged under 🌋.Maxie or 🌊.Archie. Chrissy's tag is 🪸.Chrissy

- Have fun! Don't be weird.

Picrews (with links) of Chrissy

Picrew 1

Picrew 2

Picrew 3

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these kalosians sure can fuckin' argue...

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Arceus can’t save you now it’s spring the diy dads are approaching your store

if i see that fuckin' hoity toity ass professor again, i'm gonna do shit that dragons won't forgive me for.

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do not threaten my dad for entering a fucking poke depot...

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i WILL threaten your dad because he doesn't even buy anything and i get unskippable dialogue. that's my fuckin' role. not his.

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Are you okay?

i asked my manager this question and he said yes.

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you don't work today.

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i don't?

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damn

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fun Poké Depot Fact: you don't get an interview. you just wake up one day in the aisles of your department with an apron on and prepare for customers. you cannot leave until the deity chosen shift of yours ends and every morning you feel the pull of the Depot dragging you back.

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whaddaya mean i can't buy these shits? they're goin in the trash anyway. i can give them a good home. please please please please please please please please please please please please please-

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one must imagine Sisyphus happy