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The first caveman to cook a burger musta had a damn scrumptious meal that day💯

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Top 17 numbers

17. 38

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15. Ay

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Heading to harvey norman. Anyone just get paid?

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The wind whisked like a willow upon her fair hair. She bequeathed unto me a wazor-sharp sword from Jackson's Wallow. I held it in my widdle hands and vowed to slay any fatass whom may question my loyalty to the Wilson Clan. I pull out my fucking six-shooter and end it, partner😥

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im gonna take my horse to the old town road

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my personality is kinda like if two parents had a baby

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(Intro)

everytime I try to do somethig postitive I just mess it up, girl. Ion deserve you fr

Verse:

(Kung-Fu Kenny!)

Uh, yeah

When I was sixteen you was my best friend

Now this relationship has come to an end

Trynna solve the issue, bruh pass me another tissue

You dissing me then Imma diss you

Yo, yeah

I thought you was playing when you said

(Katy Perry): Let's split up!

But really you just didn't give a [fuck]

I ain't gon lie cos I'm an honest kinda guy

I don't fuck witchu no more and now I'm sky high

Outro:

(Phone voicemail): Babe, just text me, please, I didn't mean it, boy I want you back.

No you don't cos "I'm wack"

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hey spotify! wheres the cashola?

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a flea can jump over the empire state building they're very muscular in their physique

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I'm one of the greatest rappers alive (uh)

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Already got a Tumblr account? Good.

Post it.

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they should just tell the kids that santa isnt real during the school prayer, would save an awful lot of time. bloody gregor fountain. i wonder which fountain he's named after… i could never guess but i can tell you one thing for sure it's not the fountain of youth.

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australians only gotta count to 5 before they start thinking about sex

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not one planned in your family tree

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my logitech fucking gaminmg mouse broke xd

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shut up and kiss me, elon, i wanna simulate my lips touching yourz. maybe goa lil crazy and bring a friend? a certain joe rogan perhaps?

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yo. im gonna place a freaking claymore