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↟ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ
ᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪᴀ ᴘᴇɴᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ
ᴅɪᴀʀᴍᴜɪᴅ ᴜᴀ ᴅᴜɪʙʜɴᴇ
ꜱɪᴇɢꜰʀɪᴇᴅ
ᴍᴏʀᴅʀᴇᴅ
ᴄᴜ ᴄʜᴜʟᴀɪɴɴ
ᴋᴀʀɴᴀ
ɢɪʟɢᴀᴍᴇꜱʜ
ᴀᴠɪᴄᴇʙʀᴏɴ
ꜱʜɪʀᴏᴜ ᴇᴍɪʏᴀ
ᴄʜɪʀᴏɴ
ɪꜱᴋᴀɴᴅᴇʀ (ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ)
ᴀꜱᴛᴏʟꜰᴏ
ᴀᴄʜɪʟʟᴇꜱ
ꜱᴇᴍɪʀᴀᴍɪꜱ
ᴊᴇᴀɴɴᴇ ᴅ'ᴀʀᴄ
ᴋɪʀᴇɪ ᴋᴏᴛᴏᴍɪɴᴇ
ᴋɪʀɪᴛꜱᴜɢᴜ ᴇᴍɪʏᴀ
ᴡᴀᴠᴇʀ ᴠᴇʟᴠᴇᴛ/ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴇʟ-ᴍᴇʟʟᴏɪ ɪɪ
ꜱɪᴇɢ
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hey hi! love your writing prompts! their so creative! can you give us some flirty nicknaming prompts please? :)
Hi and thank you! :)
Flirty Nicknames
"Cutie pie."
"Honey bun."
"Sunshine."
"Hot stuff."
"Good-looking."
"Your highness."
"Cupcake."
"My eternal love."
"Sweet cheeks."
"Your majesty."
"Bad boy."
"Sexy."
"Lil one."
"Wild thing."
"My dearest."
"Casanova."
"Sweet stuff."
"Mr. Nice Guy."
"Soulmate."
More: Names with Cute Nicknames (Girls) | Names with Cute Nicknames (Boys)
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hello there i saw your gods with a lover with wings, i was wondering if u could do it so that they react to them when someone removes them with a iron chain as like a sick joke but it was real and did some real damage and now reader is like very sad and stuff? thank u
just posted something similar~ enjoy!
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Hiiiii aha 😖😖 can I get a part two to greek gods with a winged lover where there wings were cut off by a greedy servant because they wanted power and money like that one scene in Maleficent where Stefan betrayed maleficent and they woke up feeling pain all over there back before emotionally breaking down because there wings symbolizing there power and freedom and strength. (You can add more if you want)
(If this was a bit too much you don’t have to do this lmao)
love me, angst!!! reference to previous post and combined with another ask.
tags: angst, body mutilation(?), murder, not beta read <3
for sake of my own tags I will be dubbing this reader maleficent! reader
characters: zeus, hera, ares, aph, hephy, hemres
Disclaimer: this combines the world of the og Greek texts, blood of zeus, epic the musical, hades game, and my personal view of the gods. this can contain improper or ooc information. I have favorites if it's not obvious.
ᴢᴇᴜꜱ
-> rage is all he feels. not only for you but for himself. how did he not derail this action with his presence alone? how could someone still have the audacity toharm his lover? a lover of the all mighty zeus, the god of olympus, God of gods—it was unprecedented. he sees how all the gods stared at him, eyes narrowed and mocking, judging him. for the fact that a messily servant had the gall to hurt the lover of a king!
-> he needed to find them and make a display of his power and will to defend both his pride and his lover(s). the servant was found in a near instant, and anyone else involved. he finds various punishments for each of them and forces everyone—gods and servants alike—watch. by the time he's done, his point is made and no one leaves or even attempts to move until he walks out the clearing.
-> after that he finally focuses his attention on you. his strong arms wrapped around your comfortably, mindful of the wounds. he whispers sweet nothings into your ear and promises that he will find those wings-and if he can't he'll find a way to get or make you a new pair.
ʜᴇʀᴀ
-> her rage rivals zeus, she can just feel the kind of pain your in—not just physical but the pain of something you felt immensely prideful for was gone. she will goes to the ends of the heavens and earths and find the sorry bastard who had the audacity to lay their hands on you and handle them swiftly.
-> she comforts you the best she can. holding you close as your wounds are tended to. rather then you hold her, she now holds you, curling under a blanket together as she kisses your tears away and wanting nothing more then the pain to stop. she makes sure to let you know that you are still loved and valued, no matter what part of you is gone and changed, that will not stop her from loving you.
-> when the person is found, just like zeus, she makes a show of it. however she doesn't let the person die, not right awag at least. she spends her time torturing the bastard herself or have someone do it for her. she won't force you to join but is more willing to entertain the idea of you getting a few hits in.
ᴀʀᴇꜱ
-> of course his rage surpasses all the others, he will not stand for this injustice against you. he feels ashamed of himself as he wasn't able to protect you. he knows how important your wings are, what they meant to you. he doesn't let you fall into a pit of depression, he urges you to stand tall, show the rest of the world and Olympus that even without your wings, your still as powerful as before.
-> after your healed, he doesn't treat you like your made of glass. he treats you like you were before, still continuing your sparing sessions and having you learn new tricks to adjust to your new body. your balance of both psychical self and mental self are worked on vigorously.
-> together, you hunt the bastard down. playing a violent game of cats and mouse as your corner them. striking pure fear into the creature until you deal the final blow. he can feel his godly powers course through you as you strike again, again, and again. until there's nothing but a mutilated corpse and blood covering your body. ares pulls you into a ravishing kiss, feeling nothing but pride that you were able to overcome this set back.
ᴀᴘʜʀᴏᴅɪᴀᴛᴇ
-> shes is both disbelief and pure rage. they defiled you, her dearest lover, they took away one of the most beautiful features of all. she is seething. she often goes on rants, complaining about it but please do not take it as her only caring about your wings—she just knows how much you loved your wings and the pride you took in them.
-> as you heal, she worships your body. kissing along your body as she talks about each part which such love and admiration. she wants you to be empowered by the fact that while your most noticeable feature is gone, it doesn't mean that the rest of you doesn't contribute to your gorgeous body.
-> when the person is found, she doesnt bother sullying her hands with their filth, but if you want to. she encourages it greatly. she'll watch with great pride and amusement as you make do with them, cheering you on as you go. she loves when you fight with such raw passion, it has her heart racing.
ʜᴇᴘʜᴀᴇꜱᴛᴜꜱ
-> being one who is deformed & disabled he feels nothing but distress and sorrow for you. He knows what the consequences will be to your status in Olympus once its been discovered that you are now a cripple. and being a lover of his makes it worse-. while he no longer cares what the others think of him, he will not allow your reputation to be tarnished because of this, he will average your pride.
-> he seeks the aid of his half-sister Artemis, so she may help him find the bastard who had the audacity to defile what was his to protect. he holds you close to his chest as Artemis heals your back. he doesn't speak, doesn't know what to say—so he just let you rest your head against his chest and listen to the soft beating of his heart. hoping to soothe your woes as much as he can.
-> he doesn't make a show of killing the person, does it quick and in succession. but he makes sure to leave a message by displaying their head impaled on one of his signature weapons. a simple yet powerful message. then he will have his attention on you only, comforting you as he builds you a replica or an improved pair depending on what your desires are. he wishes nothing more then to see you soar like you have once before.
ʜᴇʀᴍᴇꜱ
-> this is something hes always had a fear of, not being able to fly. incapable of enjoying the freedoms of flight, going across the globe and traveling to different places without restraint. but his way to fly are from shoes, things that can be remade if broken but yours were a peice of you. he can't even fathom how much pain you are truly in.
-> he does not let this stop you from forgetting what its like to fly. taking you high and above the clouds, tucked tightly against his chest. while it wasn't the same, it was similar. he holds you as you cry, unbothered by the tears and snot staining his tunic, he reassured you that he will not only find this bastard but he will discover a way to have you fly on your own again once more.
-> now, angry hermes. is a terrifying hermes. he is not overly intimidating or anyhting but he can truly scare the shit out of someone. he is silent when he makes the move, cornering the one that had the aducity to harm is beloved and let's just say, the sight after wasn't nay a pretty one.
#maleficent! reader#greek god x reader#greek mythology x reader#x male reader#greek mythology#blood of zeus x reader#epic the musical x reader#hades games x reader#x gn reader#zeus x reader#hera x reader#x reader#ares x reader#aphrodiate x reader#hephaestus x reader#hermes x reader#x general neutral reader#male reader#gn reader#greek gods#greek gods x reader#↟ zen.writes#↟ zen.rqs#god x reader#god x god#god x mortal#↟ greek mythology
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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
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I will be doing kinkyober this year! HOWEVER please do not comment "are you going to finish it" or if it "passed October". I don't care, I write for fun and for FREE so I will do what I please when and how I want. You are not entitled to my work and don't have a right to rush me on it. I am an extremely busy person already with a complicated life and I do not need you ungrateful people to pester me. if you want fanfiction so bad, write it yourselves.
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heads up! as im combing through my blog I will most likely be deleting posts (both writing and non-writing) posts from years 2020 to 2023. That time doesn't really represent me anymore and it takes up far to much space on my blog now! It'll make it easier for me to form my masterlists, which I currently have 15+ drafts for due to how many fandoms I write haha
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↟ ꜰᴀᴛᴜɪ
➢ ᴘᴇʀʀɪᴏ
-> cuddling hc
➢ ɪʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀɴᴏ
-> relationship hcs
-> cuddling hc
➢ ᴅᴏᴛᴛᴏʀᴇ
-> cuddling hc
-> yearning (one-shot)
➢ ᴄᴏʟᴜᴍʙɪɴᴀ
➢ ᴀʀʟᴇᴄᴄʜɪɴᴏ
➢ ꜱᴄᴀʀᴀᴍᴏᴜᴄʜᴇ
➢ ꜱᴀɴᴅʀᴏɴᴇ
➢ ʟᴀ ꜱɪɢɴᴏʀᴀ
➢ ᴘᴀɴᴛᴀʟᴏɴᴇ
-> cuddling hs
➢ ɴᴏ.11 ᴛᴀʀᴛᴀɢʟɪᴀ
-> cuddling hc
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↟ ᴄʀʏᴏ
➢ ᴋᴀᴇʏᴀ
-> vampire! reader
-> cuddling hcs
➢ ᴡʀɪᴏᴛʜᴇꜱʟᴇʏ
➢ ꜰʀᴇᴍɪᴇɴᴛ
➢ ᴄʜᴏɴɢʏᴜɴ
➢ ᴄɪᴛʟᴀʟɪ
➢ ᴇꜱᴄᴏꜰꜰɪᴇʀ
➢ ɢᴀɴʏᴜ
➢ ᴀʏᴀᴋᴀ
➢ ꜱᴋɪʀᴋ
➢ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ
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↟ ᴘʏʀᴏ
ᴋᴇʏꜱ | ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ — 💞 | ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ — 🗡 ꜱᴍᴜᴛ — 🖤 | ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ — 🐾
➢ ᴅɪʟᴜᴄ
-> transmasc! reader
-> vampire! reader
-> traveling! reader
-> kiss adverse! reader
-> cuddling hcs
➢ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀ
➢ ʟʏɴᴇʏ
➢ ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ
➢ ᴅᴇʜʏᴀ
➢ ʏᴏɪᴍʏᴀ
➢ xɪᴀɴɢʟɪɴɢ
➢ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ
➢ ᴄʜᴇᴠʀᴇᴜꜱᴇ
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↟ ʜʏᴅʀᴏ
➢ ᴀʏᴀᴛᴏ
➢ xɪɴɢQɪᴜ
➢ ɴᴇᴜᴠɪʟʟᴇᴛᴛᴇ
➢ 🇾🇪🇱🇦🇳
➢ 🇫🇺🇷🇮🇳🇦
➢ 🇲🇴🇳🇦
➢ 🇳🇮🇱🇴🇺
➢ 🇲🇦🇺🇱🇦🇳🇮, 🇳🇮🇱🇴🇺🇱
➢ 🇰🇴🇰🇴🇲🇮
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↟ ᴅᴇɴᴅʀᴏ
➢ ᴋᴀᴠᴇʜ
➢ ᴀʟ ʜᴀɪᴛʜᴀᴍ
➢ ᴛɪɢʜɴᴀʀɪ
➢ ʙᴀɪᴢʜᴜ
➢ 🇰🇮🇳🇮🇨🇭
➢ 🇰🇮🇷🇦🇷🇦
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↟ ᴇʟᴇᴄᴛʀᴏ
➢ ᴄʏɴᴏ
-> transmasc! reader
➢ ᴄʟᴏʀɪɴᴅᴇ
➢ ʀᴀɪᴅᴇɴ ꜱʜᴏɢᴇɴ
➢ ʏᴀᴇ ᴍɪᴋᴏ
➢ ʙᴇɪᴅᴏᴜ
➢ ᴋɪᴊᴏᴜ ꜱᴀʀᴀ
➢ ʟɪꜱᴀ
➢ ꜱᴇᴛʜᴏꜱ,
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↟ ɢᴇᴏ
➢ ɪᴛᴛᴏ
➢ ᴢʜᴏɴɢʟɪ
-> cuddling hcs
➢ ᴀʟʙᴇᴅᴏ
➢ ɢᴏʀᴏᴜ
➢ ɴᴀᴠɪᴀ
➢ xɪʟᴏɴᴇɴ
➢ ʏᴜɴ ᴊɪɴ
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↟ ᴀɴᴇᴍᴏ
➢ ᴠᴇɴᴛɪ
-> cuddling hcs
➢ ᴋᴀᴢᴜʜᴀ
-> vampire! reader
-> cuddling hcs
➢ xɪᴀᴏ
-> transmasc! reader
➢ ʜᴇɪᴢᴏᴜ
➢ ɪꜰᴀ
➢ ᴊᴇᴀɴ
➢ ʏᴜᴍᴇᴍɪᴢᴜᴋɪ ᴍɪᴢᴜᴋɪ
➢ ꜰᴀʀᴜᴢᴀɴ
➢ ʟᴀɴ ʏᴀɴ
➢ ꜱᴜᴄʀᴏꜱᴇ
➢ ʟʏɴᴇᴛᴛᴇ
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MASTERLISTS
ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ
↟ ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ᴋᴀɪꜱᴇɴ
ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇꜱ
↟ ᴋᴘᴏᴘ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀꜱ
ᴛᴠ ꜱʜᴏᴡꜱ
↟ ʜᴀᴢʙɪɴ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ + ʜᴇʟʟᴜᴠᴀ ʙᴏꜱꜱ
ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ
↟ ʜᴏɴᴋᴀɪ: ꜱᴛᴀʀ ʀᴀɪʟ
↟ ɢᴇɴꜱʜɪɴ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ
↟ ᴍᴏɴᴅᴇʀɴ ᴡᴀʀꜰᴀʀᴇ
↟ ᴅᴇꜱᴛɪɴʏ 2
ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ/ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ
↟ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ
↟ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀꜱ
↟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɢɴᴜꜱ ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇ
↟ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ
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have you considered some vampire reader? because i think vampire reader feeding from Elias Bouchard would be fun, especially if he compels the the reader to beg him for a taste
went a lil crazy with this idea, used the modern media version and the canon tma one :)
tags: blood, gore (briefly), suggestive and sexual themes, vampires, canon divergence & not canon compliant, jonah magnus is a fucking freak, gn reader. not beta or proof read, sue me.



common vampire! reader
-> oho he loves this side of you. esspically if you are one of the vampires who are on the older side, older then him, he WILL pry that forbidden knowledge from your cold dead hands.
-> when you do share the said ancient info, its either in his office or in your shared home. he brings tea and/or your drink of choice to these little meetings
-> as much as he enjoys hearing these new bits of information, he prefers to watch you talk. hes fascinated by the anatomy of your mouth, do you have more teeth hidden in your gums? do you only have two fangs? how is the blood drawn? what are your weaknesses? and so on so forth.
-> he does ask you about these things quite a bit, and if you can't provide an answer he'd be more then willing to not only take a look in that mouth of yours but to use himself as a muse to gain said knowledge by experiencing it himself. (and bc its a hot concept idea ok)
-> while hes willing, he wants to test to see how desperate you can be for blood.
-> it starts with a paper cut, a slice to the arm, willingly bearing his shoulders and etc. he's not subtle about this and knows it.
-> when you do have a taste of his blood, its addictive. with elias's rich history with a god, it makes the taste much bolder and sweet. with his souls age but young body, its somehow still able to compliment each others and not clash.
-> if you are one of the vampires who follow the 'must be welcomed' in rules he will be using that against you.
-> anytime your coming to feed and hes in his office? stands at the door doing a whole ass fucking strip tease. he has the biggest smirk on his face as he does, soaking up your reaction to him.
-> it's only after you literally get on your knees and beg like a pathetic man does he lead you into his office with a firm hand. throwing his clothes to the side as tk avoid getting blood on it.
-> he wants to become your only food source and doesn't take kindly to finding out you fed off of others regardless of their affiliation to him or you.
-> one day, he does dream of you being able to feed off of his original body, someday. he doesn't have any blood but theres still a bit of magic in there.
-> speaking of magic, I still wholeheartedly believe vampires can have the ability to drain someone's magic. why? cuz i think its cool lmao.
-> when he does let you snack a bit on his original body, he was not expecting how major of an effect it had on you. since soon enough, his magic was all your primal instincts were craving.
-> he prods about your past a lot, and while your not human he still attempts to compel you to tell him everything. tell him how being a vampire makes you feel, how the blood feels against your teeth, going down your throat. he wantd to know it all.
tma vampire! reader
-> this relationship is... more complicated. not that elias minds of course, as he finally can get a closer look at your species.
-> he loves to poke and prod at you. he usually has you resting against the bed or his office chair. He's in some position above you, wearing sterile blue gloves as he opens your wide mouth thats filled with nothing but teeth and an insanely long and unique.
-> he quizzes you during this, your answers echoing in his head as he runs his fingers along your gums. his mind and questioning trails off into less then scientific inquiries.
-> hes thankfully that you have far more self control then the other ones of your species. he doesn't mind if you wish to drink from him but there are some restrictions.
-> you need to be restrained. for his safety, he is not letting this body of his go to waste. man has shit to do and won't have it interrupted. safe words for both of you are put in place.(his is butterscotch)
-> when drinking his blood, improvision is needed. you can't really drink like you would naturally (ripping open throats and shoving a tongue down their throat) and considering you have so many teeth, you won't be leaving behind mere bite marks but massive wounds.
-> he doesn't mind it and relys on the healing from the beholding and some healing potion that probably exists, on standby to save his ass.
-> unironically I believe this man is a sadomasc and its super into getting a good chunk of flesh chomped on.
-> to avoid you being literally feral and hungry all the time, he finds you people to feed on. or if you go out on your own to feed, he will help cover it up. he also has a order of blood bags on standby as needed.
-> he adjusts the decor in his home and office to minimize the amount of light, while you won't die from sunlight, it doesn't mean you can avoid burns.
-> uses the hypnotizing ability to his advantage, mainly to get him out of sticky situations that were probably very very avoidable.
-> elias reallyyy wants to have that tongue shoved down his throat and other places. he doesn't care about the possible blood that will be drawn due to your sharp teeth. Jonah is a hella freaky okay?
#tma#the magnus archives x reader#the magnus archive#the magnus archives#x male reader#x gn reader#x reader#tma x reader#elias bouchard#elias x reader#jonah magnus#jonah mangus x reader#↟ zen.writes#↟ tma#suggestive#↟ zen.rqs#elias bouchard x reader#tma elias#vampirez#vampire x human#vampires#vampire#vampire reader
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