She/her/hers 🐓 23a lot of random things • exhausted law student
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CITATION NEEDED?!!!
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.
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its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man
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Found my pic on pinterest, the comment is absolutely sending me 😂😂😂
(today’s news: Loki cosplay is giving Loki vibes)

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can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt
took me like 10 mins after waking up to think
why the fuck did Lou have a horse
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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity.
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horsecomix is back baby
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warmups
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a glance into house's relationships with wilson's wives is always a treat
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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
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South Carolina mountain view from Whitewater Falls Overlook Trail. Photo by Judy Rushing.
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