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The Ivy League Squad (Patterson, Pink, and Mice) hanging out, partaking in semilegal substances:

Pat: I don't think I'm doing good at this (the semilegal substances)

Mice, leaning forward: you know how you could be doing better?

Pat, bright eyes: oh?? How???

Mice: you could be handing me...my phone to me, it's by the microwave

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Mice: rushing to shower before the plumbers arrive at 8am

Pink: sitting on the couch already clean

Mice: starts rowdy debate about queer rights whilst walk of shaming in a towel to their bedroom

The door: knock knock

Mice: EEP sprinting around to try find jeans

Pink: laughing her ass off and calmly opening the door whilst Mice is not yet wearing pants

The first thing the plumbers hear from Mice's bedroom: FUCK YOU!

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silence upstairs in the pinkmice house as we both work hard in our third year of university

Pink: YEOUCH!!!!

Mice: ...

Pink: remember the thing you told me not to do?

Mice: did you do it?

Pink: i did the thing you told me not to do

Mice:...

Pink: and now I am bleeding

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Pink: wow... I am drunk

Mice:.... babes it is 8pm on a Thursday, and you have a 7:30 lecture tomorrow

Pink: .... YIP keeps drinking

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Mice: I... think I might be genderfluid

Pink: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN CUT YOUR HAIR?!

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Mice, trying to decide which milkshake she wants: Either coffee or peanut butter, I'm not sure...

Pink: The question is, do you want to sleep tonight?

Mice, with a shit eating grin: Nooooo my dearest roommate, the question is do YOU want to sleep tonight?

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Mice has busted her knee and keeps sitting like a True GayTM making the situation worse

Pink: Be gay in your SOUL not in your KNEES

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Mice gets a spam text: Fuck off Vodacom, I don’t want funeral cover!

Pink in the most sarcastic sarcastic sarcasm: Isn’t funeral cover a great investment for a 21 year old? Don’t you NEED that?

Mice: I’M 19!

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Tales of Quarantine:

*Pink and Patterson learning to morse code accross the parking lot whilst loadshedding is happening*

Mice: Remember that time I had epilepsy? Can y’all stop?!

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Mice: I have a HEADACHE

Pink: Well I have a LOVELY BUNCH OF C O C O N U T S

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Pink: No one is allowed to touch me!

Pink: except for dog

Pink: and cat

Pink:...

Pink: and COW

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Mice, getting up after watching hours of Glee: I gotta pee

Pink: Gotta pee?

Mice: Got pee

Pink: Goppee

Mice: Guppie?

Pink, who had been asking for a pet since we moved in together: GUPPIE?! CAN WE GET A GUPPIE

Mice: ...fine...

Pink: Henry Higgins, we are getting a FISH!

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Mice: eating doritos

Pink aka I Can’t Eat Anything Spicier Than Tomato Sauce: gimme

Mice: it’ll hurt you

Pink: I want!

Mice: gives Pink half a sweet chilli dorito

Pink: slowly chews

Pink, deadpan: mistakes were made

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Sitting on the floor watching Mom

Mice, yowling: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE NOODLES, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY SCIENCE IF I CAN’T MAKE 2 MINUTE NOODLES

Pink: ... are you being serious?

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Pink: Okay, so google says it’s a 28 minute drive, but we’re gay and caffeinated, so... we’ll see.

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Sitting and studying with ATLA as motivation

Pink: Uncle Iroh is a BEEFCAKE

Mice:

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Discussing body lotion

Mice: Yeah, it keeps my leg hair from... y’know, frizzing

Pink: