No, obviously it's a parrot
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
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Me: You know what
Friend: What?
Me: You're beautiful
Friend: omg noooo
Me: *picks up Burger and whispers* ..so beautiful
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My dad bought me diabetes!
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Fucking true
my heart says yes but my mom says no
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Jolly rancher I shouldn't be this concerned about you....
Sometimes you just got to get your Jolly Rancher on, no matter the consequences. What’s your go-to flavor during the zombie apocalypse?
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Her hair is so bright it makes me blind
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Every time I think of Kill La Kill I hear this song play in my mind
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I actually look like Rei tbh..
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Ooo yeah I'm not straight.
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It's Hinga Dinga Durgen my friends!!
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Wait what if the clowns are trying to take over before Hillary or Trump can?
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I’m hungrier than a hippopotamus.
*not my art/gif*
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Am I aloud to even ship these..?
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When u have to appreciate your daddies birthday late because you forgot you had a Tumblr.
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