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Oh look it's mick with his big french boyfriend

"Guess who ❓" - september 4, 2023 📷 @.alpinef1team / twitter

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Charles: *playing the piano* Ugh! this isn't right!! Why isn't it right?!?!

Max: Cause you're playing it at A sharp not A flat *walks away*

Charles: what the hell??? *plays it in A flat and realizes it's right* WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!

Daniel: Yeah....Max has perfect pitch, he just can't sing......

Charles: OOH FUCK OFF, THIS TOO?!?!?!!?

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What intricate ritual? Him joking around after getting dicked so hard by the rb old men ig.

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Yuki: Don't come at me you french fuck I can beat your ass

Estaban: What are you gonna do, headbutt my ribcage?

Yuki: Say au revoir to your ankles you stupid cunt.

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Permission to ride this old man dick pls 🙏

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Max: *Chit-chatting with Daniel (aka his dilf boyfie) after winning yet another race*

Charles: *glaring while screaming in his head* 'how does it feel?TO BE LIVING MY DREAM'

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they both also had carlos as their first teammate

Max and Lando are the same in that they both imprinted on the older teammate they had as teenagers and still talk about that ex teammate with a thick layer of lingering hero worship and crush-like wonder all these years later.

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Charles: *Almost commits vehicular manslaughter* hihihi ☺️ *anime girl blush*

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Lance: * sees Fernando getting close to George* Seb would never treat me like this. 😑

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the sad part is that Pierre could tweet this on a random Sunday morning and no one would bat an eye

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Chameleon Mick

Mick : *Had Seb for a grid dad* 😇☺️🙂

Mick: * Now has Lewis for a grid dad* 😎😏😒

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Seb: *right after AM announced Fernando as their 2023 driver* Well, soon he'll be Your chaos gremlin.

Fernando: *confused as hell* wtf do you mean??????

time skip

Fernando: *after spending sometime as Lance's teammate* I get it now

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Fernando: *sees Lance get P6 with 2 injured hands an injured toe borderline committing war crimes* He's now my son

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Is it just me or is Jenson getting thicker? like is he bulcking up.....

Jenson gets a tap on the back to let him know he’s live on air mid-conversation with Christian.

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Max : having a conversation with daniel is like having a conversation with two different people at once.

Daniel : no it's not!

*flashback*

Daniel : says something profound and nuanced.

Also Daniel in the same convo : hehehehehe yehaw! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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GUNTHER STEINER THIS IS A FORMAL WARNING ; I HAVE LET YOU OFF FOR THE CRIMINAL SHIT YOU HAVE DON'T TO OUR MICK LAST SEASON, BUT DO THAT SHIT AGAIN AND I WILL FOK SMASH YOUR NOSE.

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Carlos: You know you should focus less on Max and more on everyone else.

Charles: I don't focus on Max!

Carlos: When's Max's birthday?

Charles: September 30th

Carlos: How many race wins does he have this year?

Charles: 15, 35 in total

Carlos: And where was he born?

Charles: Hasselt in Belgium.

Carlos: and what's MY racing number?

Charles: um.....it's....um....forty???-

Carlos: NO! 55!