#incorrect f1
f1incorrects · 1 day
Charles: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?  Max: I only like dark humor.  Charles, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?  Max:  Charles: An IMPASTA! 
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f1incorrectquotess · 2 days
*Lewis, Sebastian, and Daniel are sitting on a bench*
Valtteri: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lewis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Valtteri sits down*
Sebastian: The bench is freshly painted.
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formulamuppet · 6 months
Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: bold of you to assume I was even held
Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this
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glysraya · 5 months
Lewis, planning everyone an outfit for the next gp: I assigned you each a greek god that I think matches you somehow.
Lando: Did you pick Artemis for me because I'm not interested in romance?
George: Did you pick Apollo for me because I'm gay?
Max: Wait you picked Hephaestus for me... Are you calling me ugly?
Charles: I don't know, but I got Hera and I would totally throw you off a mountain.
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huhwhatthefuck · 2 months
Lando: (stabbing the air in-between max and Charles)
Max: What are you doing?
Lando: trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Shit! It isn't working.
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thebitchsaid · 3 months
Fernando: *sees Lance get P6 with 2 injured hands an injured toe borderline committing war crimes* He's now my son
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mika-loverjoy · 1 month
Daniel: Are you seeing anyone?
Lando: Oh wow uhhm i-uhh n-
Daniel: because you should really see a therapist.
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incorrect-f1 · 10 months
Sebastian: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Lance?
Lance: No.
Charles: I do!
Sebastian: I know, Charles.
Charles: I’m sad.
Sebastian: I know, Charles.
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f1incorrects · 3 days
Fernando: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight. 
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f1incorrects · 2 days
Lance: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Lance: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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f1incorrects · 2 days
Lance: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Fernando is walking in this room.  Stoffel: *wheeze* 
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f1incorrects · 2 days
Carlos, shooing Charles away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
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f1incorrects · 9 hours
Pierre: Why would you wanna save Ferrari? What have they ever done for you? Charles: I'm one of the idiots who drives for them.
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f1incorrects · 1 day
Daniel: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Max: No, I said "Daniel, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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f1incorrects · 3 days
Max: I'm having problems with a guy...  Daniel: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems? 
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f1incorrects · 14 hours
Lance: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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