#incorrect f1

[f1incorrectquotess]

*Lance is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*

Lance, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Pierre, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Lance: And Alex didn’t stop you?!

Pierre, pointing at a sleeping Alex: He has been asleep for the past three hours.

Esteban, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Esteban, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Lance, pointing at Pierre: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Esteban: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Alex, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?

Alex, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! PIERRE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Pierre: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Lance and Esteban, in unison: But you broke the-

Pierre: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

[marsinoff]

Lance: I WON!! Oscar & Max: YOU DIDN'T WIN A RACE! Lance: I WON IN RACE PRACTICE AND IT COUNTS!

[sharldose]

Charles: 👀 Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.

[mernaroll]

*on the phone*

stranger: i have your daughter *on the phone*

lewis: what? all of my kids are boys

stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-

lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE

[marsinout]

Charles: Max, you need to stop your “pretty boy” stuff! Max: You need to stop being so cute. Charles: Max, it's not going to work on me! Max: That tight Ferrari outfit works on you. Charles: Stop. Max: You have a sexy hairstyle. Charles: You're embarrassing yourself! Max: You have perfect eyes. Charles: Charles: Kiss me.

[formulamuppet]

Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

[huhwhatthefuck]

Lando: *staring at Carlos*

Carlos: *staring at Lando*

Lando: tomorrow night then

Carlos: okay

Yuki: how did you guys do that?

Daniel: it's called clown to clown communication

Yuki: can you teach me?

Daniel: trust me Yuki, you don't want to join that circus

[jubileesstuff]

Charles: Is something burning?

Max, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Charles: Max, the toaster is literally on fire.

[carlossainzwho]

*sees a hot pic of lando*

daniel: i'm not gay but damn

oscar: that's ok, it's not gay to say damn to a man

carlos: tbh i'd fuck him

oscar: see now that's gay

[kazuha-pista-badam]

ask mark about seb & he'd talk about his performance. ask seb about mark & he'd start yapping like a teenage girl harboring a crush

[f1incorrectquotess]

Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.

Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*

[marsinoff]

Charles, to Max: Fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you.

[sharldose]

Charles: Do you think you could take me? Max: Yes. Charles: Max: Oh you mean fight-

[pastryleclerc]

y/n: so, do you recognize any of these men? charles: i was hiding in the bathroom stall, so i didn't see his face, but i heard him. he was singing along to the music at the bar. y/n: do you remember what he was singing? charles: i think it was that song, "i want it that way" y/n: backstreet boys, i'm familiar. okay...number one, can you please sing the opening to "i want it that way"? max: really? okay. *starts singing" you are my fire... y/n: number two, keep it going. logan: the one desire... y/n: number three... danny ric: believe when i say... y/n: number four! lando: i want it that way... y/n: TELL ME WHY! together: ain't nothing but a heartache y/n: TELL ME WHY! together: ain't nothing but a mistake y/n: now number five. seb: i never want to hear you say y/n: WOO! together: i want it that way y/n: ahh. chills, literal chills. charles: it was number five, number five killed my brother. y/n: oh my god, i forgot about that part!

[marsinout]

Max: Babe? Charles: Yes? Daniel: Yes? Lando, grabs popcorn: I am so gonna watch this drama.

[formulamuppet]

Daniel: I don't think we can Maxplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.

Max: *Grabbing dagger*

Max: Manslaughter it is