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The Ecclesiarch wishes to offer his severest condolences to the Catholic community following the death of his counterpart, Pope Francis.

He also wishes to use this opportunity to remind his followers that the flesh is impermanent and cheese is eternal.

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This proves that Missouri is an ideal location for the expansion of the cheese caves. There is more than enough room between Kansas City and St. Louis for cheese storage.

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I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!

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The Ecclesiarch firmly states that American ‘Cheese’ is not to be made under any circumstances within the Cheese Communes under threat of imprisonment.

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

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the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

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Ecclesiarchal Law decrees that Philadelphia refers only to a type of cheese. The Commune does not recognise the existence of a city named Philadelphia.

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The Ecclesiarch is glad to see that the Communal rat population is flourishing.

i wanted to show you this rat.

look:

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they eat

they eat the cheese

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woab. i can't-

i can't-

THAT

is

fookin adorable man.

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The Ecclesiarch formally bestowed a blessing upon the Quasi-Moon of Zoozve, and offers an invitation to become an honorary homeland of the Cheese Communes

Zoozve, my beloved

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The Ecclesiarch is considering adding these to the official Cheesian Community Manifesto

Bad Geopolitical Ideas:

scotland will be united with the rest of scandinavia to recreate the north sea empire

wales and cornwall will become independent states

england will be renamed to sexland and made part of normandy

france will be split into four territories: normandy, brittany, occitania, and the franco-iberian union

speaking of the franco-iberian union, all of iberia will be subsumed into this

russia will be replaced with greater siberia (east) and lesser siberia (west)

all countries except the vatican will lose their territories in antarctica and the pope will be declared king of antarctica

where possible, colonised/occupied territories will be given their independence. however, to appease the emus, part of australia will be declared emu land

germany will be renamed to north germany; there will be no south germany

the area of the netherlands known as holland will be renamed to the netherlands, and vice versa. the same principle applies to slovakia and slovenia

belgium will be divided into the franco-iberian union and holland

all colonised countries will be invited to take a part of north germany, italy, franco-iberia, holland, or sexland

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The Cheddar Party has announced its intent to subsidise the cave mining industry, as part of an effort to open up more room within the Commune for new residents.

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The recently-appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs would like to state that the Ecclesiarch is fully in support of the Monster Raving Loony Party, following the UK general election.

We believe that Monster Raving Loony leadership would be best for the Cheesian people.

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With the elections results tallied, the Cheddar Party has won in a a landslide victory (67%), followed by the Stilton Party (18%), then the Red Leicester Party (10%) and finally the Brie-Camenbert Party (5%).

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The Ecclesiarch would like to clarify his position on the ‘biscuit vs cookie’ debate between British and American speakers, and sign it into Communal law.

Biscuits are formally defined as ‘baked goods comprised of flour, egg, sugar and some form of fat, such as butter or oil’. Biscuits are usually of a ‘hard, crumbly texture’. Cookies are a subcategory of biscuit which contain ‘chocolate chips, raisins or other types of sweet food’. Cookies will often, though not always be ‘of softer texture than biscuits’. The terms biscuit and cookie can also include products made primarily of oats, though those may cross over into the category of being a flapjack.

The American usage of biscuits refers to scones, rather than any baked good commonly defined as a biscuit.

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Thank you everyone for your votes, the Communal bureaucracy will now begin to count the polls in order to announce the new ruling party tomorrow, 5th July 2024.

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Friendly reminder from the Ecclesiarch that tomorrow, June 4th 2024, is the date of the Commune-wide Ecclesiarchal elections.

The current contenders are as follows:

Stilton Party (Incumbent)

Cheddar Party (Opposition)

Brie-Camembert Party

Red Leicester Party