thedevilsofhellskitchen
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Okay, wow, that's good
Kilgrave: Just listen to common sense Jessica…
Jessic: You’re not common sense, you a lil bitch!
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Matt: Are you crazy?
Elektra: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Kilgrave: Just listen to common sense Jessica...
Jessic: You're not common sense, you a lil bitch!
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Prompt: The heroes get stranded on an island.
Matt: Begins to collect supplies, like coconuts and fruit, it's easy enough for him to get the things they need. It's even easier when Elektra, Colleen, and Danny help out.
Elektra & Colleen: The two spar, almost non stop while the others do what they're doing. Occasionally they help Matt collect food.
Jessica: Tries desperately to find something alcoholic on the island, eventually she settles for crushing pineapples and drinking the juice.
Luke: Uses his strength to break pieces off trees, to build some sort of house or fort for them all to stay in.
Danny: Spends a majority of his time mediating, though he'll spar with Elektra and Colleen, as well as help Matt when needed.
Frank: Eventually he runs out of bullets, it's scary how long he kept finding some. To settle for this his begins carving arrows and spears out of tree branches.
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Frank: David, sit in the chair.
Micro: Why?
Frank: So we can play a game.
Micro: What game?
Frank: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Karen: So...do you have any kinks?
Frank: Yeah, like five in my neck...oh wait...
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Micro: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie.
Frank: But didn't nobody die!
Micro: You destroyed half a city block!
Frank: That block was already messed up.
Micro: And you lost a lot of evidence!
Frank: We still got a little bit left.
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Judge: Order! Order!
Frank: I'll have a burger and fries!
Matt: Frank no....
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thedevilsofhellskitchen · 8 years ago
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Frank Castle: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
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