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The only thing stopping me from getting my ears pierced is the price of the earrings I think are pretty.

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im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

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I use to have different social media’s for different niches and they’re all blending together. Like, the amount of tik toks on tumblr. No, tumblr is for when my ears are tired but I want meme. If I wanted audio humor I would go to a different app.

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leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

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Fascism is not to be debated! It is to be smashed! Fighting Fascism is Self Defense!

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The spaceship launching amidst protests and pandemic make me think of when I’m playing Civ 5 and get a science victory. I’ve almost always left my people unhappy, my economy ruined, and the world at war.

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One of the best things today was watching the cashiers face of relief when I yelled at my dad to back the fuck up. Like, cash register had a sign to stand behind the line until the cashier sanitized and set up the machine to take it for you. Of course my dad didn’t read it and just barged right on up shoving his phone with Android Pay into the face of a 17 year old cashier being forced to work through a pandemic for likely minimum wage. The face of relief on the cashier as I yelled at my dad to back the fuck up and follow directions was great.

TL:DR Be nice to essential workers and respect their personal space.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t be racist during the COVID-19 scare.

My mom’s friend was out shopping when a (very not asian) woman came up and started berating her for not wearing a mask. Asian businesses in my area are suffering. Some people are refusing to interact with anyone who looks Asian.

Asian-Americans have been through racism already. We’re fucking sick of it. We’re not flea-infested rats; we are actual people who most likely have never been to China.

And if you’re not Asian and see someone being racist and giving a poor schmuck a hard time for having squinty eyes and dark hair, tell them to knock it off and they’re being a butt.

NON ASIANS PLEASE REBLOG

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Yesterday I noticed a 6th grade student going around the cafeteria saying “hello there” to random people. Every time the person would respond with a confused hi or hello. He finally made his way to me.

Him: Hello there.

Me: General Kenobi.

Him: Finally!

After that he ran back to his friends shouting, “I found a man of culture!”

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These ads... let me just say something. The game they’re showing in the add is a fun looking game. I would play that game. Give me a puzzle like that and I’m set. But when I click on the add it’s a completely different game, not even similar in concept. Like, why make an ad that’s nothing like your game. Where is my fun puzzle game?!

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Is anybody else getting pissed at overly sensitive links on mobile? Like I accidentally tap one to keep scrolling and boom I’m on a new page.

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Feel free to reblog and repost these, we need to cripple Disney to break China

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“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

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Kublai can’t you see you’re just not the khan for me! I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Ghengis Khan.

This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.

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If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean