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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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It was our first thing together.

+bonus the 'oh' moment

étoile S1E06

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‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

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Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

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More things that get left out of Dracula adaptations

Van Helsing pulls 29 year old Dr Seward's ear like he's still a schoolboy

There's a relationship-establishment flashback between Van Helsing and Seward

In it, Van Helsing accidentally gets cut with something unclean. His then-student Seward immediately drops everything to start sucking on the wound raw

At one point, Seward asks to become his "pet student again."

Dracula has a big, permanent scar on his forehead from Jonathan Harker's shovel

Arthur Holmwood saying "Tally ho!"

Transylvanians conclude that the delirious, amnesiac Jonathan Harker is English due to "his violent demeanour."

Despite attempts to keep low profile, Dracula gets into the news twice in two months (in one of them as a missing dog)

Dracula getting misreported as a dog because English people have never seen a wolf

London newspapers treat Lucy's vampire attacks on children as a meme among kids because they don't believe in vampires

Dracula gets sworn at by a British sailor solely because he thinks Dracula is French

Van Helsing baffled why British sailors keep talking about blood and bloom (it's swearing)

Van Helsing is friends with real-life turkologist traveler Arminius Vámbéry, who is his source on the Dracula family

Van Helsing is friends with Hans Christian Andersen and references The Ugly Duckling

Van Helsing getting one-upped by MinaHarker every single time he says something sexist about her intelligence

Dracula failing to destroy the evidence against him because Mina backs up her files

Jonathan getting so mad he hunts Dracula down the walls like a spiderman with a machete

Mina and Jonathan kissing on the mouth in front of everybody

Quincey Morris spontaneously gifting Mina the Victorian equivalent of a MacBook Air

Quincey Harker

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you know im bringing WW2 field rations to the potluck brother

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henry gaunt and sidney ellwood circa 1919

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Moodboard: Violet Sorrengail

quite the necklace you have there. thank you, it was expensive. cost someone their life.

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Moodboard: Maysilee Donner

Listen, Louella, if you let them treat you like an animal, they will. So don’t let them.

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i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss

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also I love that suzanne wrote katniss and haymitch in first person pov but with coryo she was like “third person for you… you get some distance, creep.”

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I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.

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Well, because… you said you appreciate action more than words. So, now…you’re going to get both. I love you, Snow. But, I don’t love you. I don’t even remember you. Well, I don’t care. The only thing I care about is that you don’t forget who you really are. I would rather die than let you fill your heart with darkness. You would really die for me? Does it look like I’m making this up? No one’s ever done anything like this for me before. No one’s ever been willing to die for me. No one you can remember.

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In memoriam book fanart cause I love them

“My dearest, darling Sidney,”

There was nothing else. Only dead white paper, blank and meaningless. A comma, followed by nothing. Death summed up by grammar.

Elwood mouthed the words. “My,” just the word “my” would have been enough to live on, if Gaunt had ever called him that to his face.

“He never called me Sidney. Not once, in five years.”

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public school boys be like ‘i know a spot’ and then take you to the trenches.