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Absolutely ADORE Mickey 18's violent switch up of going from "I'm going to fucking kill you you pathetic piece of shit." To "Okay I got high and now I wanna fuck you and our pretty girlfriend at the same time pretty please. And also also we can totally share our life, just split it down the middle, easy peasy ☺️😚☺️"
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I made it worse
I did a thing and I hate it.
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I did a thing and I hate it.
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Worm on Worm crime
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I drew a little businessman. He works at a job. Doing things. He's a little anxious about that.
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Every masc mullet needs their fem wolf cut
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You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls
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personally i’m a fan of when a story is like. the love was there. unfortunately. this all could have actually gone a lot easier for everyone if the love hadn’t been there but here we are
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HARD AGREE. I NOW LIVE FOR KENJI AND EMI
I need more Kenji Sato Ultraman rising edits please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
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The stages of growing up
Baby- Unaware of the platypus
Child- The Platypus is the only mammal that breaks the rule and lays eggs
Adolescent- They lied, there are 4 echidnas/spiny anteaters that do as well
Adult- The rules are fake and mammals are just a dodgy attempt within humanity's need to categorize things into boxes
#Fish are definitely fake but thats another matter#platypuses#mammal#echidnas#eggs#growing up#school#vertebrates#thoughts#shitpost#what are tags
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Get you a best friend/queerplatonic partner who randomly buys you a bakugo squishmallow 🧡🖤

@icedtea-77294
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Not original and it shouldn't surprise me but damn. The One (1) thing that finally got me to watch One Piece was a hot clown. I will never live this down. He's not even my favorite.
#Dont get me wrong I like him but#I love Mihawk and Zoro#one piece#anime#one piece live action#buggy the clown#roronoa zoro#dracule mihawk
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"Oh it must be so nice having an autistic sister you guys must be able to relate to eachother and get along so well" NO motherfucker they always tried to fight with me over who gets to sort the Halloween candy to divvy up. We've almost come to blows over who got to sort the dum dums
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What the frick frack tickity tack is Pinterest on???? Like yes thank you that's exactly what I, an apparent loser, needed in life. I dont even like Snape!
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I swear my favorite part of owning cats is responding like a hairstylist every time they meow at me.
"Mrow"
"Oh I know honey, I had the same problem"
"Meowwww"
"Tell me about it, just last week it was a different world I swear"
"Mow"
"Mhmm, mhmm, tell me more"
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You could never accept that you were meant to be more than you are
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Darling if I'd have met you a moment sooner, I would have loved you forever.
But I'm afraid we found eachother just a moment to late.
You see I've misplaced my heart, and I have no love left to give.
If I still had it, I would mourn what could have been.
As it is, I will simply say farewell and good day.
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