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I feel like Vox won the Twitter poll because he rolled up his sleeves.

Women want one thing from men and it is dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up.

There you go. Now you know the secret.

No more excuses boys.

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I found tests that will rate how good of a husband/wife you'd be during Alastor's time!

Husband version:

https://www.idrlabs.com/husband-rating-scale/test.php

Wife version:

https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php

[Private message to Vox]

This is mostly for you so if you get a high rating you could imagine yourself back then with him but decided to include Valentino and Velvette because why not

Which one do we do :(

I suppose, since this is my time as Anon claims, you do the wife one.

fuck that i wear the pants you the dress

Of course, Velvette.

Kay lets open this up... do the quiz...

Be back soon! Yes I'm actually going to do the quizzes

Okay here's mine

Oh!

Oh.. heres... mine... i thought vox would be a better wife than me...

ALASTOR GRAB YOUR WEDDING DRESS PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP

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Valentino is the definition of "if there's a hole, there's a goal"

I like that~

Repulsive.

Creep

weirdo

:(

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https://www.tumblr.com/the-grand-av3/747869003390779392/didnt-know-voxs-cosplay-outfits-were-on?source=share

Vox isn't the only one being cosplayed as!

https://youtube.com/shorts/GxqkgpKkdUk?si=q3nxIfXUVSouXr2l

( Alastor cosplay with moving ears by MissTwisteddd)

https://youtube.com/shorts/pvzT_t2oSxY?si=pHpObCaCn_m3iR7X

( Velvette cosplay by TheKurliGirli)

Not showing a Valentino one because they were all inaccurate... They had hair

My, my! They all blew it out of the park with these "cosplays"!

Wait so im not special? 😔

WAIT I KINDA ATE I LOOK SO GOOD

Indeed! It's as if we've become 3D!

FUCK YOU ITS NOT INACURATE I HAVE HAIR

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Wait Valentino can communicate with cats, at least orange ones?!

No they snarl at me and i make cat noises back

It's a weird exchange

its like im seeing something i shouldn't be seeing

I'm pretty sure I got myself into the car cartel~

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Vox checking into the hotel just to fuck with Alastor would be so funny I think about it all day

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source by kitzie

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what are alastors thoughts on vox currently having 236 micro-cameras in his room

how many cameras does he have in vox and velvettes rooms?

What.

It was a glitch idk how they got there

(Im gonna guess you mean val and vel)

485 and none

why none in mine

Cus you're a woman that's harrassment

BUT 485 CAMERAS IN MY ROOM ISN'T??

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Vees morning routine ⏲☀

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Day4 Fluff: Star

StaticMothWeek ~

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Do you think Val swoops Vox up on the reg

I like to think so

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I LOVE STATICMOTH SO FUCKING MUCH WHATTTTT

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Its almost the new year!! I cant believe its 2014 soon ^_^ so heres some pictures of johnnie to celebrate!!!!!

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My favourite tweets and comments from johnnie guilbert

Hes iconic to say the least

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My favourite tweets and comments from johnnie guilbert

Hes iconic to say the least

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I love neuvillette you dont even understand </33 😭🫶

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my favourite activity is to hold onto the make post button and spin it around in circles. it is pointless but fun :)