thelegend-joey

[thelegend-joey]

❝Ｙｏｕ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｍａｋｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｏｕｌ　ｏｎｅ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈａｔ　ｏｆ　Ｐｏｋéｍｏｎ．　

                      Ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈｉｓ？❞

                                       ɢᴀᴍᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴛʏ                                           . ʀᴜʟᴇs . ᴍᴏʀᴛʏ .

[thelegend-joey]

"Morty is so cool!"

❤ (from @thelegend-joey)

@thelegend-joey

send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse       [Accepting, mutuals] 

I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

[thelegend-joey]

FLIPPING TABLES MY DUDES THIS PERSON BE BACK! THEY THE WHOLE REASON I ENDED UP HERE SO GIVE EM A FOLLOW!

Any chance of a promo for a returning indie Grimsley rp blog to kick things back off? Please like/reblog if you’d be interested in interacting, or want to help spread the word!

☆ My links are here ☆

[thelegend-joey]

(all grown up verse!)

“You know I still kinda want a mega raticate.....”

[thelegend-joey]

                                                        Come! Satisfy my urge to battle!

[thelegend-joey]

this is my one icon right now but hi shauntal is a powerful black woman and she WILL make you eat cookie crisp.  anyway !!!   please  like or reblog if you want to interact  with this wonderful lesbian icon  ^_^

[thelegend-joey]

Temp Hiatus

Forgot about a road trip so hiatus till Monday, maybe Sunday.

[thelegend-joey]

-Open-

(and adult!verse Joey will answer)

Pokemon Headcanons

Send a symbol to ask my Muse(s) the related question.

❤ Who was your starter Pokemon? ▲Who gave you your first Pokemon? ♤ What was the first Pokemon you ever caught? Are they still with you? ♕What determines whether or not a Pokemon you catch stays on the team or goes to a box/sent to a professor? ♦ Have you ever let go of a Pokemon before? Why? ☀ Where did you grow up? ✌ What is your favorite Pokemon type? ♱ If you were a Pokemon, what type would you be? ⚜ How would you describe your Pokemon training / battle style? ★ Who is a Pokemon professor/gym leader/etc. that you really admire? ღ What gear do you never leave home without? ∞ How do you feel about (insert Pokemon NPC/Canon character here)? ◕ Who is your go-to Pokemon team? ₪ Which if your Pokemon do you travel on (as in Fly or Surf pr riding it, etc.) the most? ϟ Which of your Pokemon are the infamous ‘HM Slave’ ? ∩ What is your favorite and least-favorite town/city? β What is your favorite and least-favorite areas in the wilderness (forest, cave, mountain, etc.)? Σ Are there any Pokemon you can’t stand? ɯ Are there any Pokemon you raise multiples of? Ξ Are there any Pokemon that creep you out/frighten you? ✿ You want to be the best there ever was. The very best what?

[thelegend-joey]

have you ever been swindled by a magikarp salesman?

i hope you haven’t because i just learned from experience and that EXP came at the cost of almost leaving me in the red! (that is to say: i have less than ten dollars in my bank account at the moment and the timing is just AWFUL–not that there’s really ever good timing.)

how did this happen? well, i made a pre-order expecting it to charge me in july. not only did it charge me immediately, but the website claims it can’t refund my money because it’s ‘labled as non-refundable’. (it would’ve been nice if they had indicated that i would be charged upfront but hey! what’s a girl to do?)

as many of you may know, i am in the hospital and have been here since the 10th of this month. i pretty much survive on outside food, because it’s damn hard to eat that nasty food for two weeks straight–even harder when this is your third trip in two months.

tl;dr: i can’t get my money back, but i desperately need some cash while i’m still in the hospital or… to be frank, i will start to skip meals again.

so this is where you come in! 

in exchange for your patience, i am offering my commissions at whatever you can afford (as long as you donate at least $1.00 USD.) all you need do is send whatever you can offer to my paypal and attach your url to the note. then, when i’m out of the hospital, i will contact you and work on your request in the order i’ve received them in. (if you JUST want to donate, then please say so in your note and/or leave off your url.)

there are only two stipulations:

requests that involve me making custom renders are reserved for $10.00+ donations.

and requests that involve me making custom vector art are reserved for donations $25.00 and up.

thank you SO much for reading. reblogs are heavily appreciated. necessary links below:

   samples ⚡ information⚡ testimonials ⚡ paypal

[thelegend-joey]

DOG THAT NEEDS HOME!

Y'all see this lil buddy? Well guess what! He’s free to a loving home! That’s right this tiny guy is lookin for a place to live, and we will pay his vet bills. Spry 2-3 year old Chihuahua mix (from what I can tell). Friendly to other dogs and people also not even aggressive about food! Only odd part is that he does lick the floor at times, and doesn’t like treats. Conclusion: dogs are weird but good. He’s a found stray that literally appeared in our backyard and since the position of doggo is filled here he needs a home. We WILL PAY for shot and basic vet bills.

Message @pkmnsdarkqueen if you can give him a home

(Reblogs would be awesome, or if you know if there’s a hashtag for this.)

[thelegend-joey]

✬ - from eternalglacies

SEND ME A “✬” AND I’LL GENERATE A NUMBER (CHILDISH ACTIVITIES VERSION) 

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(You got 11-Tag!)

“No tag backs!” The kid giggled happily as he scampered off after bopping the ratatta on the head. There was a startled squeak from the pokemon having not seen the child pop around the fence till he was tapped. With the ‘no tag backs’ rule initiated the pokemon scampered in the opposite direction. Weaving around the small yard it headed for the woman since she was the closest. “Hey watch out! Buddy’s right behind you!”Joey warned from his spot on the playground tower.

[thelegend-joey]

-Open-

Send me a "✬" and I'll generate a number (Childish activities version) :

drawing chalk pictures

making snow angels

having a snow ball fight

having a “tea party”

blowing bubbles (optional: chasing bubbles)

making and hiding in a pillow fort

building snowmen

playing on swings and or teeter-totters

Play dress up

hide and seek 

playing tag

kick the can 

color in coloring books

finger painting

watch tv and pretend to be the characters 

play pretend 

eat cookies

climb trees 

Building sand castles 

rolling down hills 

sledding 

video games  

play with dolls

toy trucks

going to the candy store

[thelegend-joey]

Heya! These go around much faster!

This a remade blog for Gym-leader Morty! If you’d like to interact, could you give this post a like or reblog so I can check you out?

[thelegend-joey]

Where mun at?

Ok so I’m home which is great! Although it also mean that my responses will be rather sporadic since idk when I have time to pull out the laptop. Plus I still gotta finish unpacking ALL my college stuff, and clean my room which became a storage place in the time I was gone which means I gotta clean that too. 

I’ve been working on it these last couple days, but it’s still alot. So yeah sorry about that.

[thelegend-joey]

26, 27

-How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble? 

Joey needs sleep. Like he is a child with endless energy, but also being a kid he needs sleep! Yes he does get cranky, and pouty which is something that his friends are well aware of. To get ready for bed he does have a routine which should only take 20 minutes. However he gets distracted often so it often takes an hour.

-If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?

Oh dear gosh this is intense for a child, but a valid question. His actual parents he doesn’t remember, but he loves his adopted ones dearly.He has told them how much he appreciates them multiple times, but he always feels like the way he words it is so, well, childish. Before they die he’d like to sincerely explain how grateful he is for them. 

[thelegend-joey]

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30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )

What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.

Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.

Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?

Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?

What are their chief tension areas? 

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?

How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?

Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?

Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.

If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?

What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?

Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.

Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 

Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?

Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?

What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.

Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?

Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?

If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?

If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?

Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?

Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?

Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?

Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?

Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?

How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?

If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?

Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?

Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?

Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?

[thelegend-joey]

Wanting to RP, but afraid starters will be ignored.

Seeing an ‘Open RP’ starter thread, but too afraid it’s not meant for me.

Finally getting someone to RP, but afraid I might be boring them.

Rping.