themasterofprocrastonation

[themasterofprocrastonation]

hey, i need to interview some people for a school project regarding the 2000s, help please.

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turns out i drank so much water that i almost died and not a single person on tumblr bothered to come in my time of need, thanks guys

guys, my throat hurt and felt like dust so i drank water but it didn’t help so i drank more water (like 7 bottles) and now my head hurts worse and i feel like sleeping and vomiting and it’s not good. what do i do please help

[themasterofprocrastonation]

guys, my throat hurt and felt like dust so i drank water but it didn’t help so i drank more water (like 7 bottles) and now my head hurts worse and i feel like sleeping and vomiting and it’s not good. what do i do please help

[themasterofprocrastonation]

opening ao3 and seeing a fic and you have to restrain yourself

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i am dropping this novel, you mean to tell me that the male leads are: sane by a thread(kidnapped her MULTIPLE TIMES), subtle manipulator(tried to drug her), idiot guy(won’t take no for an answer), and decent dude(was fine if she didn’t choose him, just wanted her to be safe and happy), AND SHE CHOSE THE MANIAC KIDNAPPER??!?!??!!?

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reading it rn and the ml’s are like “we fought in war, we lived for your revenge, we found you were alive, then found out you were a girl.” like- sir, you guys were thirsting after her when you thought she was a guy, hell, one of you had a sexuality crisis and realized you’d love her if she was a man or woman, like-

i’m going to cry laughing, i just read a novel where the female mc is an alchemist and is pretending to be a guy at the ball and they pretend to be one of the ml’s cousin.

the emperor gets suspicious because the female lead looks to feminine, even dressed up as a guy, so he(the emperor) accuses fl to prove they are a man and so fl discreetly takes a potion that turns their body male for like, 5 min and then take off their pants in-front of the emperor.

the emperor apologizes but one of the ml’s is in the wrong place at the wrong time and thinks fl is actually a guy, they run back to tell the other ml that ‘holy shit, fl is actually a guy, and they are PACKING’ and the general reaction is ‘holy shit, still hot tho’ and, like 10 chapters later, all the mls are convinced that the fl is guy and he is packing.

[themasterofprocrastonation]

i’m going to cry laughing, i just read a novel where the female mc is an alchemist and is pretending to be a guy at the ball and they pretend to be one of the ml’s cousin.

the emperor gets suspicious because the female lead looks to feminine, even dressed up as a guy, so he(the emperor) accuses fl to prove they are a man and so fl discreetly takes a potion that turns their body male for like, 5 min and then take off their pants in-front of the emperor.

the emperor apologizes but one of the ml’s is in the wrong place at the wrong time and thinks fl is actually a guy, they run back to tell the other ml that ‘holy shit, fl is actually a guy, and they are PACKING’ and the general reaction is ‘holy shit, still hot tho’ and, like 10 chapters later, all the mls are convinced that the fl is guy and he is packing.

[themasterofprocrastonation]

Merry crimus

[themasterofprocrastonation]

that time i was in class and my teacher walked over and told me to put away my phone just to realize i was actually just smiling to my self while looking at a blank note card and imagining a drawing

[themasterofprocrastonation]

Can we just answer things with 60,000 bees? Is that a thing we can do now?

[themasterofprocrastonation]

this is everything

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[themasterofprocrastonation]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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guy

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rip funny ore mound I’ll miss you funny ore mound

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i lost the argument for citing tumblr

wait i need an answer, i’m having an argument

[themasterofprocrastonation]

wait i need an answer, i’m having an argument