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Social anxiety be damned, I've got new ship urges that must be satiated.
Hello Tumblr! Tonight I have come hunting for Johns because I have unfortunately been bitten by the SentryAgent bug, and now Bob has burrowed his way into my skull with a major amount of muse that I have not felt since I went out of my way to see *New Avengers on opening weekend.
Here are some things you should know about me before reaching out:
I am 21, turning 22 in a little under two months. Thus, partners should be 20+. This is non-negotiable.
My time zone is EDT(currently gmt-4). Having the same time zone is not required thanks to how strange my own schedule can be at times, but is appreciated.
I typically write anywhere between 300 to 700 words per reply, with some replies stretching far into the thousands of words if inspiration strikes particularly hard. I tend to adapt to match my partners, so whatever you give me I will try to work with.
I usually write in third person perspective, with a mix of present and past tense.
I only roleplay over on discord, and typically use private servers for extra organization. Tupperbox and dice maiden are preferred, but not required(I'm willing to teach how both work if needed). I'm willing to share details over dms.
I am willing to talk all kinds of plots, from canon compliant domesticity to wilder fantasy aus and what have you. Bring over your own ideas, and let's see what comes out of them!
I don't usually write explicit content, or at least I haven't in literal years, but on the off chance it does get to that I could see my Bob being a switch. (Though I lean more toward him being a bottom, I daresay service top Bob feels right in my soul sometimes. Also I've been writing Bob as trans, so I'd keep that in mind.)
Now if this sounds good at all, feel free to reach out by either leaving a comment or by dming me directly! Chances are I will still be awake and willing to chat. I look forward to hearing from you and with luck, roleplaying with you too.
#bob thunderbolts#bob reynolds#robert reynolds#marvel roleplay#marvel mcu#sentryagent#voidwalker#bobwalker#roleplay request#john walker#us agent#roleplay
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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human
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something something about how Bucky’s greatest trauma came from falling and Sam’s greatest trauma came from watching someone fall and Bucky found someone who can catch him and Sam found someone who can bounce
they’re perfect
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The closest Peter Parker has ever been to killing Johnny Storm is when he says the most chronically online, brain-rotted phrase known to man in his most deadpan tone. Johnny's not even that chronically online but he likes to keep himself updated on the latest trends purely to annoy the hell out of his man. Now that's true love.
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The usual place throughout the years
Did I spend 15 hours making myself a wallpaper? Yes. Yes I did. Enjoy the fruits of my labour :)
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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will
#adam jensen#bucky barnes#astarion ancunin#if you count the vampirism#karlach cliffgate#gale dekarios#if you count his curse with the orb(i do)#rick sheridan#literally anyone in the garden of the flesh#i could go on honestly#we both love and hate to see it now don't we
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Dude chill out nobody wants your loser you can keep him
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I finished The Magnus Archives a few days ago.
I still haven't recovered.
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A more properly structured roleplay request, updated to suit current interests.
Doubles as a profile introduction
What's up Tumblr? As you might have been able to tell through my recent reposts, few analysis posts I've written, and the new aesthetic, things have shifted somewhat in terms of where my interests and musings currently lie as opposed to when I first revitalized this account to start being active again. This of course means that my first request blog may be a little outdated, so I'm going to remake it. Quick disclaimer, this request will be Marvel and Kingdom Hearts centric. While you could ask about any fandoms or ships from my old post, I can't guarantee I'll be as interested as I once was. This does not mean that old roleplays with excluded fandoms will suddenly die off, it just means that I likely won't be accepting anything new from those fandoms outside of special cases.
Before we get to the muses and ships, why don't we hear a little about the mun itself? My name is Devin–though some people call me Somnus or Sage–, I'm a gay ace trans male and my pronouns are he/they/it. I'm 21, turning 22 this August, and I've been roleplaying for about ten years. I live in The States(may the gods spare me) with my time zone being EST. Sharing timezones isn't required to roleplay with me, but it does help with scheduling conflicts just a smidge. I'm more of a listener than I am a yapper when it comes to conversation, so while I may not contribute much, don't be afraid to talk if you need it!
With the preface out of the way, the new ad will be right under the cut.
Alright. Before we move onto the fandoms, let's lay out some ground rules. First and foremost, I need potential partners to be 18 or older. Even without explicit moments, I'm just not comfortable talking with minors who I don't already know. I usually write around 3 to 5 paragraphs per response, but I can adapt to anything from one liners all the way to multi message responses depending on what I get from my partners. I only roleplay on discord and tend to use servers for the sake of organization. Dice maiden is preferred but not necessary. My schedule tends to be all over the place, but I'm usually available early mornings(8 am - 10am EST) and late nights(8-pm - 12am EST) because of work and the need to sleep. If you're alright with getting replies around those times, then I'm all ears. And above all else, just be respectful.
Now, onto the muses!
Marvel
Super quick disclaimer: I am mostly an MCU, X-MCU, and Marvel games(Like Insom for Spidey, the Lego games for everyone else, and Rivals) kind of guy, and I'm still getting caught up with the comics and animated shows. My portrayals are therefore heavily spliced between the movies and the games, and at the same time there may be some references that I need refreshing on. I apologize in advance if I get a few things wrong.
Anthony "Tony" Edward Stark
IronShield/Stony (Romantic. Constant hyperfixation)
Pepperony (Romantic. More MCU centric. Add in Morgan for a full domestic family plot and my life is yours.)
Science Bros (Romantic.)
WinterIron (Romantic or Platonic.)
Stuckony (Romantic. Would have to be gc.)
Irondad and Spider-son (Obvs platonic, and more MCU centric.)
Stony Superfamily (A mix of Stony and Irondad/Spider-Son. More MCU Centric. Could be a gc, but I can be both Peter and Tony for one on ones if need be.)
Domestic OG Avengers (Begging on my hands and knees even though I know this would have to be a gc. They all deserve a break, man.)
Feel free to ask about any I may have missed, or that you may be curious about! Chances are, I'll say yes. Keep in mind that I hc Tony as trans in pretty much every universe. If that doesn't sit well with you then I'm not the one for you.
Peter Benjamin Parker
Disclaimer: In pretty much all scenarios, my Peter is assumed to be around college age(early 20s), and depending on continuity is either currently in college or doing internships. Unless specified, assume a mix of insom and mcu for backstory and personality.
Spideytorch (Romantic. Would sell soul for good Johnny to write with. Assume mix of insom and comics. Current hyperfixation.)
Spideypool (Romantic)
Parksborn (Romantic or Platonic)
PeterMJ (Romantic)
Parksbornson (romantic, obvs gc, likely insom)
Irondad and Spider-son (Obvs platonic, more MCU centric)
PeterChelle (Romantic, MCU centric obviously)
Stony Superfamily (see above in Tony's section.)
Spiderbros/Peter + Miles (Strictly platonic.)
Ask about any other pairs you'd like to do that I may have left out! Chances are I'll say yes, unless it's just incredibly strange. Also keep in mind, I hc Peter as trans in most universes. If that doesn't sit well with you then I'm not the one for you babes.
Loki Laufeyson
Lokius (Romantic.)
ScarletFrost/WandaLoki (Romantic.)
WarLoki (Romantic)
Brodinsons (Strictly Platonic.)
Loki + Frigga (Little Mama's child... platonic of course.)
Domestic OG Avengers (Would have to be gc of course, but still.)
Feel free to ask on any others, as the only ships I refuse to do are sylvoki, thorki, and any others that border on selfcest or incest. They're weird, and you'd be weird for suggesting them.
James "Bucky" Buchanan Barnes
Sambucky/WinterFalcon (Romantic. Would sell soul for more Sams. Current hyperfix.)
Stucky (Romantic.)
WinterHawk (Romantic.)
WinterIron (Romantic or Platonic)
Stuckony (Romantic. Would have to be a gc.)
Domestic OG Avengers (Would have to be gc of course, but still.)
Domestic New Avengers (obvious other gc)
Feel free to ask about any ships I may have missed, but be warned I'm more likely to accept queer ships with him since I personally hc Bucky as gay cupio. Also under no circumstances will I roleplay winteragent unless it's platonic and tied under Domestic NA. I just don't see it at all guys.
Robert "Bob" Reynolds
Domestic New Avengers (obvs gc but cmon)
SentryAgent (Either romantic or platonic tbh. Current fix)
GoldenWings (Either romantic or platonic. Crackship who?)
Boblena (Likely queerplatonic.)
ShadowTorch (Other crackship who?)
Feel free to toss your pairs my way. Chances are I won't necessarily say no. Also keep in mind, I kind of hc this man as trans. If you don't like that then I'm not the one for you babes.
Kingdom Hearts
Riku
Soriku (Romantic. I miss them so much guys...)
Riku + Kairi (Purely platonic. Just let them chill together, y'know?)
Riku + Terra (Purely Platonic. Family vibes.)
Riku + Sephiroth (The unofficial father/son duo ever)
Destiny Trio (Likely platonic, unless we go the 'Sora is dating both Kairi and Riku, but Riku and Kairi aren't dating each other' route. Would have to be a gc.)
Offer up your ships if you've got them, just know that I hc this boy as gay and deeply closeted, so any het ships would have to be platonic.
Roxas
Roxner (Romantic or Platonic)
AkuRoku (Romantic or Platonic)
VanRoku (Romantic or Platonic)
VanVen (Romantic or Platonic)
RokuNami (Romantic or Platonic)
Sora + Roxas (Purely platonic, simply because I see them having more of a sibling dynamic)
Xion + Roxas (Purely platonic because I see them having more of a sibling dynamic)
Twilight Squad (Likely platonic, though I can see potential for a polycule. Would have to be a gc regardless.)
Sea Salt Trio (Likely platonic, would have to be a GC however)
Cloud Strife
Clerith (Romantic)
Strifehart (Romantic. Add in Sora for a found family au and my life would be yours.)
Sefikura (Romantic. Yes I know they're basically like toxic exes at this point, shut up. Conversely, add in Riku for a completely different family vibe and my life would also be yours.)
Cloud + Yuffie (Purely platonic because I've always seen them having more of a sibling dynamic.)
Now if any of these sound good to you, feel free to either comment on this post or send me a direct message so that we can figure out plots and share discord tags. I look forward to writing with you all!
Domestic Restoration Committee (Would have to be a gc obviously. Could come packaged with either Strifehart or Clerith.)
Sage, out!
#god there are so many things to tag#ill just tag the most important ones lmao#roleplay request#marvel rp#kh rp#kh roleplay#marvel roleplay#kingdom hearts#kh#mcu#marvel mcu#tony stark#iron man#peter parker#spider man#marvel#loki laufeyson#bucky barnes#kh riku#kh roxas#cloud strife#stony#spideytorch#sambucky#soriku#strifehart#roxner
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The god of drug dealer. Be gay and smoke weed kid…be gay and smoke weed….
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Tony: Rogers likes to say "you can be part of the problem or part of the solution," but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Just why…😭
These two scenes are so similar…
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