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Brother and sister

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birth year of ASOIAF characters if AGOT took place in 2025:

a lot of the characters in ASOIAF were aged up for the show (with good reason in a lot of cases) but one thing that always strikes me about the books is how YOUNG most of them are.

so here are what their birth years would be if the books started in 2025 (pretend their birthday this year already happened).

this based on ages in AGOT- if we meet the character later I added a year or so depending on the book (also I split groups by decades for ease of reading).

Aemon: 1926

Tywin: 1970

Jorah: 1985

Davos (if ACOK is 2026) and Oberyn (if ASOS is 2026): 1986

Robert Baratheon: 1989

Ned: 1990

Stannis: 1991

Catelyn: 1992

Jaime, Cersei, and Lysa: 1994

Drogo: 1995

Littlefinger: 1996

Sandor: 1998

Tyrion: 2001

Viserys and Renly: 2004

Theon: 2006

Shae and Brienne (if ACOK is 2026): 2007

Loras: 2009

Jon, Robb, Samwell, and Margaery: 2011

Daenerys, Joffrey, and Meera (if ACOK is 2026): 2012

Sansa: 2014

Jojun (if ACOK is 2026): 2015

Arya: 2016

Bran and Myrcella: 2018

Tommon: 2019

Robert Arryn: 2020

Rickon: 2023

please comment if I got anything wrong/forgot anyone! (characters whose ages are too ambiguous I didn't include)

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my dearest love (ao3) has befallen a great tragedy (is down for maintenance) so i must pine alone in my lonely tower (i could do something productive but i think not)

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Hi my name is Ozy'mandias, King of Kings and I have two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a frown and wrinkled lip and a lot of people tell me I look like the Younger Memnon (a/n if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a statue but my visage is shattered and lies half sunk on the sand. I’m also a colossal wreck, and I stand in the desert of an antique land where I’ve been for a really long time (I’m ancient). I’m a lifeless thing (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the passions the sculptor read and stamped on me, which yet survive. I love sculptors and I get all my expressions from there. For example today I was wearing a sneer of cold command and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was standing in the desert. The lone and level sands were boundless and bare, which I was very happy about. A lot of mighty looked upon my works and despaired. I put my middle finger up at them.

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I’m responsible enough to have a knight I think. I’ll take good care of it and feed it and take it on walks and everything.

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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | 3.04

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GAME OF THRONES (2011—2019) 1x01 — Winter is Coming

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The queen watched his face, wary as a cat.

(AGOT, Eddard XII)

[Jaime] squinted up from the floor, his cat-green eyes slowly becoming accustomed to the light.

(ACOK, Catelyn VII)

Cersei hissed like an angry cat.

(AFFC, Cersei I)

Jaime’s arm rose to catch the blow, cat-quick... but this cat had a cripple’s stump in place of a right hand.

(Ibid.)

Cersei summoned Jocelyn to brush her hair out whilst she slipped off her shoes and stretched like a cat.

(AFFC, Cersei IV)

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GAME OF THRONES (2011–2019) 7.04: THE SPOILS OF WAR

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Brienne the Beauty

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Alyssa Velaryon and her second husband Rogar Baratheon. You've met already

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Dragon's eggs, Daenerys, from the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai. The ages have turned them to stone, but they will always be beautiful.

EMILIA CLARKE as DAENERYS TARGARYEN Game of Thrones | 01.01 - Winter is Coming

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Gwen (at some point): hey, so at any point of our relationship you realize that you want to get together with merlin - you have my blessing. :))

Arthur (sleepy af): Guinevere it is the middle of the night; we are married and why would I ever be in love with merlin

Merlin (sleeping next to Arthur): Thanks Gwen!! you're the best <33

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Stew | 4.10 "A Herald of the New Age"

+ bonus

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when the urge to write is strong, but the look of your bed and tumblr is even stronger

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platonic shuffle ➛ dialogue game of thrones (2011—2019) | s02e09

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me to my characters: NO! i yelled in a terrified voice. YOU MOTHERFUKERS! STOP HAVING SEXUAL TENSION IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS!