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Don’t be sad if you were alone on Valentine’s Day, even death didn’t have a date </3 WEBTOON

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I almost dropped my phone 😳😳

ASSASSIN’S CREED: VALHALLA → 55/∞

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Vander’s Prodigy

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Ramya working late at her shop and her gf Kairi is there keeping her company. At some point Kairi suggests she should go home and sleep, but Ramya doesn’t want too, so Kairi just picks her up takes her in the back where there’s a bed and lays Ramya down on it.

Kai puts her head on her stomach so Ramya can’t move and she has to lay there now.

Gah! I think I’m gonna write it and hopefully I’ll upload it. I have so many other things I said I’d work on but I get distracted and forget about ‘em. Dunno if this ones gonna be spicy or not but we’ll see I guess.

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I love ValkPart

It’s my fucking OTP, no other ship in Apex hits as hard as ValkPart does for me. I don’t care.

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Bangalore: *hands Loba a water bottle*

Loba: Thanks, what’s this for?

Bangalore: Valk said that watching me work out made you thirsty.

Loba: *chokes on water*

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34471147

Still working on my ValkPart smut thingy. It’s almost done, it’s smut with feelings and I think it’s cute so far.

For now have a short fic about Mirage and Rampart being the adorable siblings they are.

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Just a funny thought I had after watching some couple tiktok accounts. I know it’s a little cringe but it’s kinda cute and funny so bare with me.

So, you know now how some people in relationships will ask their partner trick questions, or just stupid stuff and get mad when it’s not the answer they want?

I low-key see Kairi and Ramya being in a relationship like that. Cuz I can see Kairi being petty and in a bad mood and an unassuming Ramya just gets asked some random ass question like:

Kairi: If someone kidnapped me and your turret and you had to choose which one to save who would it be?”

Ramya: …

Kairi: *stares* Ramya???

Ramya: … You- *looks around* You want me to answer this?

Kairi: Uh, yeah…me or the turret Rami, which one is it?

Ramya: *pretends to get a phone call* Oh wow, look at that it’s Witt! He’s probably calling about that holo-tech I stole from him I gotta take this- *jumps out of car*

Like just completely blindsided. They could be in the car or at home watching something, Ramya could be on her phone and Kairi was just drop that shit on her. Bet she’d have Wraith on speed dial for one of them portals cuz it’s always the turret that’s mentioned in these scenarios. I just find those videos kinda funny, cuz the person who’s being asked the question is always just vibing and doing their own thing and then BAM some bogus ass question/scenario and they got like 5 seconds to answer and it might be the wrong answer.

She loves Kai but don’t make her choose between Sheila, god damn!

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Writing ValkPart smut but Ramya’s in charge this time 😏

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34007173

Enjoy whatever the fuck this is.

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On World’s Edge while waiting for the countdown to start before you select your character it shows the build board now before it’s graffitied. Rampart says that voiceline about people taking credit for her stuff but it takes a while to trigger if it all. It’s location activated so pinging it won’t work. Not sure if Rev will say anything yet because it isn’t vandalized yet but he might anyway.

Rampart Lore/Speculation/Theory

So I mentioned last time about a voice line were Rampers seems very pissed about people taking credit for her work. Well it seems like the culprit is Hammond. These images were data mined from HYPERMYST on YouTube so courtesy to them for the pics I pulled, aside from the Not So Far From the Tree load screen.

Hella cute picture btw, side note though: I finally read the entire description for this load screen, turns out my guess was right, Rampart seems to have been adopted and by a loving family. Her father specifically bought all her merch and is a fan of Seer.

Anyway on the top right of this load screen on the blue posted note says “Big Maude” I have no idea what that means or whatever but it’s important cuz it has to do with why she’s so angry about her work being stolen. Back in the S9 comic where Mirage, Rampart, and Pathy were fighting those weeds in the Bonsai Plaza hotel spot, Rampart mentioned that she came into a lot of money after Hammond settled the lawsuit she had with them. She mentioned moving out and getting a new shop, Mirage got upset but the situation got resolved and now they’re siblings, ain’t that cute?

Well the “Big Maude” is the name of Rampart’s new shop. It’s a big ol’ place and Hammond is trying to piggy back off of it. Seems like they’re trying to be like: “Well technically we gave you the money in that law suit, so we get to profit of your success.” At least that’s my theory, for the potential town takeover from what I’ve gathered so far. If it is Rampart lemme just say that I love her and I’ll be excited for it.

And I don’t think it’s really any surprise that nobody likes Hammond. They screwed over Talos and now BH is distraught and down on themselves. The Climatizer and that Lava recycling place doesn’t actually do anything to help the environment. It’s just flashy gizmos to show unaware people that even if something goes wrong - and it has - that they, Hammond can fix it.

Thanks for reading I guess? I’m really way into this game but I love it so whatever, right? If you got anything ya wanna say or add or correct me on, please do! I’m always excited to talk about stuff like this.

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Mirage and Rampart Siblings Head Cannons

(This is kinda sloppy, just some random thoughts written in the form of a ramble while I was cooking spaghet.)

I really love the fact that Mirage and Rampart are like siblings to each other. My brother and I have talked about being roommates before, though I don’t think it will happen, because life is, well, life. But I do wonder what kinda antics we would get up too, and in turn I wonder about what Mirage and Rampart would be like living together.

Obviously there would be pranks, and annoying one another. Mirage probably cooks too many pork chops for just one man and stuffs them all in the fridge only for Rampart to throw ‘em out later cuz there’s too many and they’re starting to go bad.

They’d probably bet on sports or on each other’s ability to do something to get out of chores. I also guarantee if someone where to “accidentally” shoulder check the other, it would just turn into an all out playful shoving war, until Rampart gets tired of it and puts Mirage in a headlock. Or just simply walks away.

On days when they aren’t feeling like being pests to each other, whether that be Mirage being bored and just poking at Rampart until she gives in, or Rampart wanting to get a rise out of Mirage; I like to think they’d hunker down on the couch with snacks and watch tv shows and movies. When it gets late Mirage is usually first to fall asleep. Since Rampart stays up all hours of the night working in her shop. She doesn’t bother him and keeps watching until he starts to snore. She lays him down on the couch, puts a blanket over him and heads back into her room. Sometimes they’re both tired and they end up leaning against one another, passed out until morning.

Other days they hit up bars or go walking around. Sometimes meeting with friends like Valk, Path, or Wraith. Other times Rampart ends up in her shop while Mirage adventures but he always comes back, either with a friend or by himself. Regardless of which annoyance it is Valk, Mirage, or both, she enjoys the company.

(I might write some of these in a fanfic, not sure yet. But I really loves these two and their relationship. I hope we get more voicelines and banter between them and maybe some other Legends acknowledging there closeness like how Wraith did with her teasing.)

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Made an edit. Weightless by smle (ft. Nick Smith)

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Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

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The summoning