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STRESS FREE

Mizu • Fem!Reader

smut , one-shot

(unfinished)(not proofread)

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°*°

Poor Mizu. Only Mizu, to be the only with the most atrocious problems. Trying to kill off the white men… fighting off living, breathing, bodies. Obstacle after obstacle, Mizu only wishes to have one day, one day where she doesn’t have to have blood splattered across her face.

Unfortunately, who else but her has to do this? After all, it is her goal.

Oh.. If only there was a samurai out there, just like her; An experienced one. A samurai to save Mizu from all this stress.

°*°

The cold winter air filled up Mizu’s lungs. Such air made it so crispy to her.. it felt good.

Mountains, snow, and the trees.. It was all she was surrounded with.

Mizu had spent a good time of her day training, sparing no time with Ringo’s talking or being treated like shit by those in the city when she would simply just ask for directions. She cringed at the thought of another rude civilian throwing a rock at her.

Thoughts of that flooded her mind. Her brows furrowed in disappointment, not wanting to imagine the cruelty of everyone she’s ever come across with.

In a fit of rage, her once calm and collected demeanor changed as she slashed the nearest tree with her sword.

Lucky for her, it was a very thick tree, it proved to her that with her amount of power and strength with the sword, it was possible to cut a tree like that.

Unlucky for the person who was resting against that tree, it held no more support for them.

Unbeknownst to Mizu, she couldn’t react quick enough to realize there was someone behind that tree as she was too busy still in awe that she was able to cut it.

The person was lucky Mizu didn’t slice the tree an inch shorter, for as they would’ve had a sliced skull too.

But before Mizu knew it, she felt you.. right behind her.

The end of your sword only gently touches her shoulder as you still kept your distance between her. “Impressive.. Your sword is absolutely gorgeous.” You chuckled softly before continuing, eyeing the sharp blue blade that Mizu’s right hand held beside her.

“I’d kill to have a sword like that.”

Mizu couldn’t care less about your chatter as she immediately swept onto your neck with her sword. Of course, you easily dodged the attack, going into this fight willing to kill whoever this was for their sword.

To Mizu, you were just another person. A person who was going to be dead at the end of the day. Whilst battling, she examined you closely.

Although she had her yellow tinted glasses still intact, she saw that you were different.

You dressed like her and fought like her. The only difference was, you weren’t afraid of noticeably being a woman.

Your hair was up in a pretty bun, decorated with golden hair sticks and tiny bows. You were wearing men’s attire, but in your defense, it made combat easier.

Mizu noticed that you had soft pink lips and red eyeliner that made your eyes pop out even more. Between me and you, it seemed like she was more interested in your pretty face rather than the fight.

“Fuck!” You yelled out, the cut Mizu had left on your arm had cut through your clothing. Mizu was getting quite tired herself, she knew that you were bound to drop dead in a few moments by her blade. She was hoping that maybe even you too were getting tired.

But no, you continued. Fighting her back with even more strength than before. Seriously… is that how badly you wanted her sword?

You wondered, as your swords clashed together again and again. Just who is this man?

Both of your swords clashed again as the unknown man let out a groan. Making you both stare into each other's eyes as both contemplate on who will live or die.

Mizu stared at you as she breathed out heavily, just waiting to get this over with. But, you just stared into her eyes, deep in thought. “Those eyes.. They’re different.”

“I do not care what you’ll say about my eyes, so please say what you want..

Mizu clasped onto her sword with all her strength.

.. You’ll be dead anyway.”

With a scream, Mizu used all her force, turning around and sliding her sword so close to your waist. You’d be sliced in half.

But of course, she merely missed as you leaped behind missing her sword. With the big jump, you threw your sword straight at her thigh.

Impaling her once stable leg as she crumbled down on the white snow.

Mizu cried out, dropping her sword on the ground as she quickly tried her best to take out the sword that was deep in her thigh.

You could only watch as she huffed while taking your sword out and throwing it far away.

Her heavy breathing was all you could hear. “Forgive me sir.. I am no longer interested in your sword anymore.”

You looked at her one last time, before running off to retrieve your own sword. The only thing you could think about was going straight to your cabin while reminiscing about those blue eyes.

Mizu couldn’t think straight. She was angry with herself, how could she let you go that easily? How dare you say you’re not interested in fighting anymore and just run off like that?

She looked in your direction, seeing you fade away into a forest full of trees. “Damn weirdo..” Mizu groaned, walking to the nearest body of cold water and dipping the lower half of her body in it.

In hopes that the wound in her thigh would heal up quickly.

Mizu looked up at the blank dark gray sky. All she could think about was you and how you left so suddenly.

Whoever you were, Mizu was going to kill you before sunrise.

•*°*•

The night was dark and quiet.

You lay in your cabin, tired from everything the day had given you. What sticks out more in your memory was the fear you had that lasted about two seconds after that mysterious man cut your tree.

Seriously, any lower than that your brains would’ve been spilling out without notice.

But you still ponder. Who is he? What could he be doing out here?

And those eyes.

Those blue eyes of his. You would be lying if you said they weren’t gorgeous. He was gorgeous.

“Ahh.. I hope to see him again soon.” Such a handsome man.

Lucky for you I suppose, it wasn’t nearly a few seconds before you heard the sound of twigs snapping outside of your cabin.

Quickly, you blew out only a few of the candles you had lit, making your surroundings more dark yet peaceful.

You drew your sword out before looking out the window.

Just as you predicted, a heavy rock broke through your window, nearly missing you. “Could it be?” You yelled out, hiding under your broken window, holding your sword tightly.

“Could it be the man with the bright blue eyes I battled earlier?”

Silence.

What could he be doing? You decide to test your luck once more and take a peek outside to see if there was anyone out there.

Mizu saw your face from the small little distance there was between you. She had been hiding in a nearby bush.

Wasting no time at the sight of your face, Mizu ran.

Mizu ran as fast as she could and jumped through the broken window. Feet first it looked like she was sliding through the air!

Unfortunately for you, her feet made a connection with your face, knocking you down instantly.

Luck wasn’t on your side as of tonight.

The sound of even more glass shattering and both of your swords dropping on the ground was loud. So loud whilst holding your face in pain you couldn’t even hear Mizu walking up to you.

“Now, wait just a minute sir-” You were cut off by Mizu holding you by the neck and pinning you down on your floor.

“Why didn’t you want to continue fighting me? Huh?!” Her lips just inches away from yours made you surprisingly excited.

There you both were, on the floor, Mizu on top of you of course. Her hands are holding pressure against your neck, not enough to kill you, but just enough to make it hurt. Mizu had you down perfectly.

She was going to make you beg for mercy.

“Come on… this is a simple misunderstanding.” You breathed out. Her grip on your neck tightened, and her right knee was pressing right below your inner thighs. Right where it felt good.

Mizu sighed in annoyance. “Your life is over.” Whoever this man was, he knew how to get you going, even if he was talking about killing you.

You could only let out a little scoff and hold deep eye contact with him. “Your glasses are slipping right off your nose.” You taunt, slowly hooking your legs onto her lower back, pushing her down closer to you.

She takes notice of this and quickly gets off of you, surprising herself. “I’m serious you little freak.”

The pressure of her hands on your neck is finally gone, you look back up at her as you slowly massage your neck in hopes to make it feel a little better.

“If you’re so serious, why didn’t you kill me just now?” Mizu huffed out as she threw her head to the side.

“Don’t tell me you wanna stop?” You turn over, on your knees you start crawling to her. “You’re already here mister, come on… you can choke me again.”

Mizu looks at you in disbelief. This entire interaction made her feel so bad. How are you not dead yet? She had about a billion chances to slice your head off, but she didn’t.

She looks down at you, seeing you get closer and closer to her.

The sight of you with your hair down and loosely fit clothing made her feel warm all around her body. You think she’s a man, she closes her eyes and wonders about the look on your face when you realize she is just like you.

Mizu’s heart starts racing as her body begins to heat up. You, in front of her and on your knees, hold onto her hips and bring her sex closer to your face.

“N-No.” Mizu barely lets herself speak.

Her eyes see yours again, seeing you give her a little smile, she shudders. You pull her even closer, ready to lick her supposed clothed dick to tease.

But you couldn’t feel anything. Was he small or was he just not hard? You wondered.

You looked up at Mizu and realized.

A small giggle left your lips. “No wonder why you have such a pretty face.” Your hand snaked up her shirt and you pulled her down to the floor again with all your force.

Mizu couldn’t speak. She was upset with herself. For not killing you and for letting herself feel this way.

Although many have tried to attempt to have their way with Mizu, she wouldn’t give herself up so easily. She almost never gave herself up.

But seeing you, she was so desperate. It was almost as if she needed to get a taste of you. Just you and she would be set for a long time.

Mizu was on the floor, with her hands on the floor supporting her as she thought to herself.

You however, sat in front of her, disconnecting your knees from each other, keeping your legs open at a steady distance. Just enough for Mizu to look up and notice your figure.

“You look exhausted.. poor thing.” Mizu holds her head once more, confused on what to do. “You must be tired.” You coo.

Slowly, you begin taking off your pants, looking up at her from time to time.

Mizu’s throat felt dry.

You were right. She was so tired. She just wanted to have a night where she could just let loose.

Mizu’s eyes followed the final piece of clothing you had left on you, quickly being discarded onto the floor.

A sweet hum comes out of you. “Okay pretty girl, you don’t do a lot of talking huh?”

“There must be a reason,” You lay down on the floor completely, twirling with your hair.

“Your need to talk must be replaced with your need to eat?”

You hear Mizu gulp.

“Am I right? Show me.”

She didn’t know what to do. She was too preoccupied with her own feelings. What if this was your chance at killing her? To make her feel vulnerable enough to collect your sword and take her life?

Mizu was scared, but she was so, so desperate. Looking at your figure on the floor, she prayed for strength.

You took notice of her hesitation and took your left foot up to her chest, giving her little up and down motions of massages. “I’m growing impatient.” You look up at her, stabilizing yourself with your elbow.

**Stress Free has yet to be completed

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EITHER/OR

Diluc • Fem!Reader • Kaeya

genshin impact , smut , oneshot

(unfinished)

2842 words

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Mondstadt feels and looks better at night. After a long day of fighting off abyss mages and stupid slimes, all you wanted was a quick quick stop at Angel's Share for a drink,,, and maybe to just look at your favorite redhead's face while you tell him about your day.

You walk through the streets of Mondstadt to get to your destination, looking up at the buildings as you see the little strings of flags hanging by them. The cathedral you can see by this time, letting you know you're near your destination.

Mondstadt during this time can be quite noisy. Not an annoying kind of noise, but just simple, beautiful. You could hear the children running around, the sound of music playing, sweet married couples arguing up top.

You could hear everything. Even the sound of incoming footsteps.

"Hey there pretty thing, ya lost?"

A voice you can recognize from anywhere. You let out a small chuckle before turning to see Kaeya with his usual smug smile and charming eyes looking back at you. "What do I have to do in order to be left alone for the night, huh?" You stop in your tracks, crossing your arms as you huff in annoyance.

Kaeya just smiles before walking up to you, getting closer. "Listen Y/N, I just don't want you getting into some trouble, a gorgeous girl like you shouldn't be wandering the streets of Mondstadt at this hour." He looks at you, grabbing a piece of your hair, twirling it around his pointer finger before continuing. If only Kaeya knew how much his words made you feel something.

"How about I take you home, yeah?" You grabbed his hand and placed it by his side. Kaeya was really close to you, you could even smell him from where you were standing. His annoying, slightly bare chest was just inches away from yours. He smells good, almost like dandelions with a hint of warm wood.

You felt hot. You looked up at him, admiring his bright blue eye that wasn't covered. Kaeya took notice but could only stare you down even harder. Could he feel it too? The warmth?

"Ha, not today Kaeya." You stepped back, turning your back on him as you felt your hot cheeks. "I'm going to Angel's Share to get a drink, then, I'll go home." You turn to look at him.

He frowns before letting out a dramatic sigh. "Okay, princess, if that's what she desires." Kaeya shrugs. He walks past you as he decides to head home for the day. "I'll see you tomorrow Y/N." Kaeya grins and lets out a little peace sign as he continues his walk.

Jeez, you make a quick turn to Angel's Share, taking a deep breath before opening the door. The bar is almost empty, just a group or two seated in the tables near the back. It is almost midnight, so of course it'd be empty, everyone in Mondstadt should be asleep by now.

You head towards the bar table, looking right behind his head. His bright red hair almost radiating from him. Diluc has his back turned to you, too busy washing a cup to even notice your arrival. "I'd like a Snow Covered Kiss please." You ask politely.

Your voice is loud and clear, but goodness, how sweet of a melody it was to the red head.

What he once heard, loud commotion coming from inside his bar, soon quickly turned into silence after hearing the voice that belonged to you.

He only wanted to hear you.

Diluc hesitates, he turns around quickly to look at your figure sitting down before him, smiling, waiting for him. "Oh, Y/N." He sighs in relief before getting a clean cup for you. His tone sounds off, is he upset?

"What's wrong? Not happy to see me?" You giggle as you see him preparing your drink.

His eyes widened slightly. "What? No, it's not that." Diluc moves a strand of his hair away from his face. "I just wasn't expecting you to be here tonight." You hum, putting your head in your hand while you see him focus very hardly on making your drink perfect. "Kaeya stopped by earlier to tell me that you wouldn't be coming."

What.

"Haha, what?" You let out an awkward laugh and your eyes do that looking to the side thing. What the hell, why would that rat even say that???

"Yeah, said you were too tired." Diluc said as he looked up at your annoyed face. You look back at him, but your gaze softens, making him go stiff.

"Why are you red, Diluc?" You say in a monotone voice. Diluc freaks out a little at your sudden question of his face color. "Did you have something to drink too?" The concern in your voice alerts him. Diluc turns his face away from you before answering your question. "Of course not. Drinking at the job is highly unprofessional." He continues. "I'm just sick, that's all."

Your eyes widen in worry. It's unusual of Diluc to get sick. "Forget the drink Diluc!" You stand up to grab his shoulder over the counter. "I know it gets bad for you when you're sick.. Why haven't you gone home?"

It's true that Diluc goes crazy when he's sick. Once, you and Jean had to take care of him at your place because of how bad his sickness got. Of course, you both got sick with him but it was totally worth it. If anything, this was a good excuse to bring him to your house again and make some tea for him.

But Diluc isn't sick. If that were the case he would've been at your place already.

"Y/N, it's alright."

He was good. Hiding his desperation and panic. You fall for it every single time.

But, Diluc knew he wanted to go to your place badly. He just couldn't. You frowned, and he just got more red. Afterall you still had your hand on his shoulder. You noticed and let go. "Okay, if you say so." Grabbing your sword and leaving a tip for him, you stand up and make your way towards the exit.

Your sudden want to leave alerted him.

Diluc grows more confused by each second. "Where are you going?" He questions. "Home, I don't want to make you even more sick by doing extra stuff when you should be resting." You open the door before looking back at the redhead. "Goodnight, Diluc." He sees you step out.

Something in him is ashamed he let you leave like that so easily.

He thought to himself for a moment. He didn't want you to leave, not tonight, not ever.

Diluc held the cloth he was using to clean the glass tightly, letting out a sigh before imagining himself with you, alone and in your bed.

"Charles?" He calls out.

The night grew colder whilst you were away at the bar, you paid no mind and just continued to walk forward. Your house grew closer and your steps echoed loudly, but you took notice of a tall figure standing by your door.

You smile as Kaeya looks up at you before standing up properly to greet you. "Hey princess, wouldn't mind if I crashed for the night?" He chuckles, leaning against your door. Your smile drops. "Ugh, Kaeya, I don't want to sleep on the couch again.-" He cuts you off. "You don't have to, Y/N. We can share your bed." Kaeya takes a big step closer to your face.

"What!?" Your face instantly gets warm. "Come on gorgeous. We both are adults and grown, it won't hurt to sleep together, please?" He holds your hands, bringing you closer to the door for you to unlock. "Why?" You ask and he sighs. "Barbara says there's an evil spirit in my humble abode... so she and Rosaria are cleansing my house.." Kaeya answers in an almost spooky voice, but flutters his pretty little eyelashes while at it.

"Bullshit." He groans before saying. "Why does it matter? It's cold and it's rude to leave a house guest outside waiting like this!" You roll your eyes as you hear him practically whine about this.

You push Kaeya out of the way and unlock your door, allowing him to enter. He lets himself in, going straight to your room. You stand outside your door, contemplating everything. Did you just agree to share your bed with Kaeya for the night? No, you couldn't allow this.

It scared you, but you were excited. You step in, almost about to close your door before hearing heavy breathing from the outside, your door almost being pushed open. You yelp, looking behind your door to see Diluc close the door behind him.

"Diluc? Why are you here?" The bartender stands, looking defeated almost, but still strong. You rush to his side, leading him to sit down on your sofa. "You're so cold, let me fix you some tea." Diluc gets nervous and stands along with you, grabbing your hand before you leave for your kitchen.

"I must tell you something Y/N, I have been meaning to tell you, please listen." There is worry in his voice, you start to freak out too, but you face him and wait for him to tell you about this.

"What the hell man?" Kaeya's voice interrupts Diluc's thoughts. "Kaeya? For the love of Barbatos, why are you here?" Diluc questions, both clearly annoyed and upset. Kaeya approaches the both of you and pulls Diluc's hands away from yours.

All you could do is watch in confusion. What's going on? Why is Kaeya upset? What was Diluc going to tell you?

"I told you I didn't want you near her. That was the one and only thing I asked of you and yet you're here, holding her hand." Kaeya huffs out, holding Diluc by his shirt. "You don't tell me what to do you brat."

"Let's not...." You mumble. Clearly seeing your efforts not working. "You seriously think by staying the night here she's gonna fuck you?" Diluc boldly questions the ravenette, holding the right grip Kaeya has on him.

The room goes quiet, you notice Kaeya hesitate as he lets go of Diluc's shirt. This doesn't affect Kaeya for long though. He quickly puts his hair in a high ponytail, turning away from Diluc as Kaeya paces around the living room. "Oh! Look at me! I'm Diluc and I have a huge crush on Y/N. I think no one knows about this crush but uh oh, everyone knows cause I'm a loser that just jerks his meat off every night to the thought of Y/N." Kaeya mocks, almost trying to stop himself from laughing at his own cruel joke.

"What the fuck. I want you both out, what the hell is this?" Diluc looks at you, with a horrified look even. His eyes widen and he's shaking. How can you just want him out like that? Kaeya on the other hand lets his hair go and visibly grows upset. "No.. Y/N, please." Diluc whines.

You'd be lying if you said you weren't flustered right now. Does Diluc actually like you, and does Kaeya actually want to fuck? Everything was so confusing it was beginning to stress you out like crazy.

"Gods, is any of this even true?" You look up at Kaeya who has an ashamed look on his face. "Y/N.. why have you never noticed the way I look at you, or talk to you?" Kaeya steps closer to you. "I want you so fucking bad, I want to tear your clothes off every moment I'm with you." Kaeya covers his face in embarrassment, he scoffs. "So do me a favor, go to your room and wait for me, huh? How does that sound, princess?" It feels like you're malfunctioning. You stand in place, should you go to your room, strip naked and wait for Kaeya to get back or stay here and wait for Diluc to say something?

"How dare you?" Diluc disrupts your thoughts, he holds your hand and places you behind him. "You're a fucking whore, Kaeya." Diluc turns his back on him as he turns to hold your hands once again, facing you. "Please, Y/N.." He huffs in desperation. "It's true that I've grown fond of you, but fucking you isn't the only thing I desire. I truly want to love you, take you out, and to be there." Diluc pleads, now deciding to hold your face instead. "Don't choose that asshole."

Everything is so confusing, all you can do is stare into Diluc's eyes and hope you can find an answer. You grab ahold of his neck and pull him into a kiss.

"Huh???!!?" Kaeya's eyes grow wide at the sight of you kissing the redhead. Diluc on the other hand wastes no time and pulls you closer, wanting to devour you. Diluc groans, not caring about the other man who is standing there in shock.

Kaeya doesn't care for this, he pushes Diluc away, stealing his kiss and pulling you to your room. You giggle, letting Kaeya have his way and pull you into your room before he pushes you onto your bed. Diluc is caught off guard but follows behind the both of you. "Don't even think about it Kaeya, get off her." Kaeya can only laugh in Diluc's face before going down to your face and continuing Diluc's kiss. The both of you grow warmer, each passing moment you grow more aroused and warmer. Kaeya's warm tongue gliding against yours and exploring every crevice of your mouth. You slip out of your shirt as fast as you could. You moan into his mouth as Kaeya begins to unclothe himself.

Unfortunately, Diluc pushes him off and gets on top of you, you pull him in closer with your legs, almost wrapping him around. "Why can't I have you both?" Diluc sighs whilst Kaeya chuckles. "Yeah man, Why can't she?" Kaeya looks at Diluc as he removes his final piece of clothing. "I'm not going anywhere, Diluc. 'M already naked."

The sight of Kaeya naked is unreal, it almost made you want to blurt out a loud and whiny meow when you first glanced at his naked body. His dick stood proud, and his tan skin glowed so beautifully. You hold Diluc's shoulder, catching his vision. "I wanna see you naked too, Diluc." He grunts, a little embarrassed you would even tell him that. It made Diluc feel good, though. You wanting to see him naked made him feel worthy.

Maybe just this once, he can tolerate Kaeya. For you, tonight, Diluc wouldn't mind sharing you if it means you want him.

Kaeya crawls into your bed, choosing to sit right above where you were placed, allowing you to have a clear view of his aching cock, already leaking with precum. "You're so gorgeous Y/N, I want you to choke on my dick tonight." He laughs yet you can hear Diluc scoff. You feel Diluc pull down your pants. Did he finish getting naked already? You tilt your head up and lock eyes with him, Diluc looks so tall and strong in this angle. He looks absolutely handsome though, you grow excited at the sight of him. All your staring made him grow nervous and a little shy.

"Hey, don't look away from me." Kaeya coos, grabbing your attention by slapping his tip on your face. Diluc gets ahold of your knees and separates them again. You welcome him by wrapping your legs around his hips, feeling his warm and hard dick against your stomach. You look up at Kaeya with hazy eyes, he positions himself properly, coating his cock with his slick, even pumping it a few times.

As he does this, Diluc places his left hand on your waist, using his right to start rubbing and pinching your clit. Diluc takes notice of your shudder and small whines, seeing you like this, all red and warm, shaking because of him, made his dick ache even harder.

Diluc holds you steady as he teases your hole with his dick, sliding up and down, letting your slick coat his warm cock. You whine quietly, hating the teasing but loving it too. You want it now more than ever.

You grab hold of Kaeya's cock that stands proudly, your hands are a bit cold, but Kaeya likes it, your touch drives him crazy. You lick only his tip at first, giving him small kitten licks and kisses, one hand already jerking off the rest of his length as the other softly massages his balls.

Kaeya huffs, grinding into your hand like the needy man he is. "More.." Kaeya groans as he holds your neck, even having the audacity to tap your throat to signify that's where he wanted to be.

The redhead takes this as a sign to take a deep breath before allowing himself to slowly enter your sex.

** Either / Or has yet to be finished.