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I would to, though.

Thor’s extra af

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Avengers: Endgame alternate ending where Thor gets hold of the gauntlet in the final fight to snap instead of Tony, and when he snaps, he doesn’t just wipe out Thanos’ army. With that agonizing flick of his fingers, he brings back all of Asgard and the dead Asgardians as well – both those killed by Thanos and by Hela. The gauntlet burns and shrivels his arm in the process, and while he survives, he ends up losing the arm (leaving him looking like comics!Thor–)

(Also he doesn’t dust Thanos but leaves him for Nebula and Gamora to finish off. He’s had his turn before, it’s time they get theirs. And as he staggers back to his feet, Bucky immediately points out that if he’s in the market for an arm, he knows a gal.)

The effect of Thanos’ forces turning to ash is easy enough to observe, but Thor doesn’t know if his snap worked to bring Asgard back as well until he looks up and, warily, calls out Heimdall’s name…

…And the bifrost opens.

He smiles to his companions, then takes the bridge back to the newly restored realm eternal. His friends are all there on the bridge waiting for him, and through the crowd, a familiar lean figure steps forward, smirking.

“I told you the sun would shine on us again,” Loki remarks, before Thor crushes the breath out of him in an embrace.

The king is returned. And the sun shines on Asgard in the dawn of a new age.

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This made me laugh a pretty good amount.

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I mean... you're not wrong?

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Hey #nintendo, instead of a Mario movie, just give us Zelda anime. Use the Mangas that *already exist*, and just do this⬆there's not a Zelda fan alive who wouldn't eat that shit up.

Sincerely, everyone.

It’ll be so freaking awesome.

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I can't not feel this way.

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I didn't realize it, but I say "this is my nightmare" all the time. I'm pretty sure Nick Miller is me in an au.

Nick Miller’s self-identified nightmares, presented chronologically:

Being locked on a balcony with a couple who are about to have a serious discussion about their relationship

Being forced into a 4-person dinner date which Jess says will be “like we’re all dating in a large, nonsexual friend group”

Being physically assaulted by vengeful costumed characters in a haunted house

A rat jumping on his face in a darkened basement during a heat wave

Inadvertently exposing himself to Winston’s girlfriend via Skype while dressed as an astronaut, locked in a closet

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Reason #24601 Avatar is the best

Why is it that in superhero universes, there are a seemingly unlimited number of superpowered people, and they're only ever a hero or villain?

I can't think of anyone who has powers at Marvel or DC that has a normal life, but with a power. You talk to animals; you could make great money as a vet or pet psychiatrist. You phase through walls; you're never locked out of your home or car, AND you could deliver babies without c-section's. Super strength; be a logger and freakin' carry 12 trees at a time. Telepath; best therapist ever. There are so many better things you could do, either for yourself OR others, than fight crime. How many weird superpowers are there that would make people better doctors, or contractors, or literally any job.

Avatar gets that having a unique ability doesn't mean you have to fight crime, or be evil. You move rocks; you can build houses, operate railcars, make jewery. You manipulate electricity; make good money at a power plant. Waterbender; you're a kickass fisherman. The whole thing with the fire nation being incredibly more industrialized than the rest of the world, was due to the fact that they could forge steal more easily. Y'know, 'cause fire.

There are a lot of fighting martial arts involved with bending, but not everyone goes that route, or even needs to.

It's funny that we never see Katara fishing. I bet she let Sokka do it because he wanted to. We know Korra caught fish with no net or poll though; and then cooked them with firebending. Practical.

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If you don't think Nick Miller as Spider-man is the best thing ever, you're wrong. That's fine, you're wrong, but it's fine. You're entitled to you're very wrong opinion.

i can’t believe nick miller is spider man

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Was scrolling instagram. I love it when this kind of thing happens. So Frozen 2 looks... mature lol.