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Kaz loving magic tricks as a boy and falling in love with a girl who can dissapear. Inej being told to find a boy who remembers her favorite flower, and falling in love with a boy who remembers her most important dreams. Jesper losing the one person who saw him as blessed and falling in love with a boy who sees him as even more than that. Wylan seeing magic in every mundane thing, and falling in love with a boy with magic in his veins. Nina growing up knowing she would always be targeted and falling in love with a boy who vows to protect her. Matthias losing his love for the world as a child and falling in love with a girl who loves even the simplest of pleasures.

No one writes romance like Leigh Bardugo

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i have set myself three tasks to try to convince my brain that my life is working

1. Clear up pile of paper/schoolwork

2. Put aforementioned schoolwork into its home folder instead of floor

3. Attempt studying for tomorrow’s exam.

i am physically fully capable of picking up a book and yet i am also unable to make myself pick up the book

it seems all i can do is vibrate

i feel like an ineffective toothbrush

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no dragon age romance will ever compare to zevran arainai. he's bisexual. he was raised in a murder assassin torture cult after being raised in a brothel. he has a bunch of tattoos and even knows how to give them. he tries to murder you when you first meet him and then poses sexily afterwards. he says he's skilled at lockpicking and then never manages to pick a single lock in the entire game. he murdered his last lover after falsely believing that she betrayed the crows. he regularly slept with his marks before killing them to give them one last good night alive. when you ask him to have sex with you he says one liners like "arghhh pirate zevran reporting for duty!" he gets upset and broody when he realizes that he's in love with you after you ask him for more in your relationship. he proposes to you with an earring from a dead guy before he even tells you that he loves you. he's the only companion to almost completely stay with you after origins (besides the dlcs and parts of da2, he presumably stays with you the rest of your lives). if you die, he never gets into a relationship or has sex with anyone ever again. he constantly talks about you when he's away from you (da2). he calls the sword of the dead king of ferelden "sexy" and says that he "must have it". he's a devout andrastian. he loves being an assassin and doesn't feel bad about murdering people. you can have a threesome with him and a woman he used to sleep with and helped save from her abusive husband. he's slept with countless people and you're the first person that he's ever actually loved. he spends the rest of his life when he's not with you devoted to terrorizing the organization that abused him as a child (and adult) and killing of its leaders. when you tell him that you love him, he says that "he knows." he's blonde. and he's perfect in every way possible.

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mom: what’s your primary news source? me: *thinks about the Destiel meme which could tell me aliens had been discovered and I would believe it in a heartbeat*

me: New York Times

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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Kaz Brekker age 9 realizing the guy who killed his brother is literally the most powerful man in the city: ...I just need to lock the fuck in—

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The crows are here 🪶

Shoutout to the five Six of Crows fan this fanart possibly reaches; Good books... Good books...

Please, enjoy my humble fanart offer... AND TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM!

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Stupid Crooked Kingdom AU where everything’s the same except either Wylan or Kuwei wears a hat so everyone can tell them apart but they keep swapping just to fuck with everyone and it’s ultimately all of the ridiculous hat hijinks and confusion that leads Jesper to kissing Kuwei

(‘He wished one of them would do him the courtesy of wearing a hat’ - Matthias, ch3)

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“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭

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dude was getting all the gossip

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sometimes i forget crows are actual animals and they’re not a fictional group of heavily traumatised young adults im way too attached to

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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

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