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Ah, no, that’s 2059. Close though.

I went back in time to 1950 and in a store I found official Hatsune Miku testosterone.

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Oh and Alaska is Independent and Hawaii is part of the Oceanic Economic Union.

Is America still the most fucked country?

Also healthcare, better be cheaper

Not the most fucked at any point, but less fucked. Healthcare is finally on par with the rest of the world in everywhere but the Deep South, after it split off in the 2nd American civil war.

America is no longer a single country, but a NATO like union of 5 countries, not including the also-allied Canada and Mexico.

United Western Coast

(CA, WA, OR and parts of Texas (a little past Austin))

Southern Christian Federation

Basically the confederacy except less of the east coast territories and less of texas.

New England

(New England)

Empirial State

(NY and NJ)

Midwest Union

(Basically Everything else)

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Is America still the most fucked country?

Also healthcare, better be cheaper

Not the most fucked at any point, but less fucked. Healthcare is finally on par with the rest of the world in everywhere but the Deep South, after it split off in the 2nd American civil war.

America is no longer a single country, but a NATO like union of 5 countries, not including the also-allied Canada and Mexico.

United Western Coast

(CA, WA, OR and parts of Texas (a little past Austin))

Southern Christian Federation

Basically the confederacy except less of the east coast territories and less of texas.

New England

(New England)

Empirial State

(NY and NJ)

Midwest Union

(Basically Everything else)

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Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:

•A compliment

•A story

•Why you follow me

•A cute message

•One thing you want to tell me

•One thing you want to know about me

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Oh lol this has happened to me once with fucking adventure time. I think they were trying to erase it from the timeline but they failed bc their version was terrible and the play got forgotten. Good thing, too, else I would have never seen the AT-3000 series.

You’re a time traveller in seventeenth century England, and today you decide to swing by the local playhouse. The play they’re showing today isn’t Shakespeare, but that’s still cool, you might be watching some play that was lost to history.

And it’s good, it’s something about two alchemists and their quest to find the philosopher’s stone. But as the play goes on, you get this little. Thing in your brain that you don’t think about until the intermission.

And it’s while you’re at Ye Olde concession stand that you realize that the play you’ve been watching has been, beat for beat, the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist.

And you’re standing in the theatre with your mouth full of Ye Olde Poppéd Grains, because. What the fuck what does that mean. Is it a coincidence? Did Hiromu Arakawa base her manga off this forgotten seventeenth century English play? Is the playwright another time traveller preemptively ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist a full four centuries before it’ll ever be written? How the fuck do you respond to this

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Get used to doing that. It takes WAY too fucking long for auto-source-checkers to become common.

I hope this guy fucking dies because

A) he's Mr Beast

B) he has WAY too much money if he's renting out the PYRAMIDS OF GIZA????

C) renting out actual historical landmarks that have already been desecrated and destroyed over thousands of years for a goddamn youtube video is actually disgusting.

idk if you think that they're "just the pyramids", they're the ONLY remaining wonder of the ancient world!!! Not to mention!! they're TOMBS!! sure, the people who were inside are long gone, but like?? idk, maybe i'm oversely sensitive, but being a white dude and desecrating an ancient burial site (for profit) and thus disregarding thousands upon thousands of years of history and culture is probably Up There with the scummy stuff this jackass has done

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In 2037, Elon Musk died testing a Tesla brand piloted drone. He was not the pilot, he walked near it while it was taking off, despite the warnings of the engineering team and everyone else competent nearby.

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Skill issue. I’m still on #2.

The Four Stages of Being a Time Traveler

Marty is regretting everything

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Lol this brings me back to 2070. Wild times.

Make your own futuristic shades out of a Sprite bottle

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Man, Star Trek was great, but it was WAY off. Those only happen in 2030.

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

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No. Visa goes out of business in 2026. Can’t tell you why bc of time travel reasons.

Will the Visa Quantum Card be the future? 🤔

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Greetings. I am a time traveler from the third best future. I left last on May 3, 2086. Ask me anything!!