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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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Just had my post reblogged by a terf 💔

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We should bully Midwesterners more.

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

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i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

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Actually killed the moment to not have Arthur organically take it out :(

Just felt like another instance of oblivious Arthur getting carried by Merlin

You have to believe, Arthur. You’re destined to be Albion’s greatest king.

MERLIN 4.13 (The Sword in the Stone, Pt.2)

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If you press the button there is no questions from anyone, nobody refers to your previous self, & no issue is caused beyond learning to be comfortable in your body & choice.

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Every time Tim walz says something, he cooks

Can't wait for the uniqueness of the holocaust to be a topic of importance in a political campaign in america in 2024. That's how it should be. That's normal

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The way AO3 was poppin...

Special times

Lowkey I miss 2020-2021 era for fanfics when people had wayy more time and the quality was 💯💯💯. Now they've disappeared from the face of the earth.

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Um I'm not usually skeptical but does this look like AI art or is it just me

“What, touched a nerve in there?” She grinned, her supple lips on full display.

Nothing else mattered except her lips. Perfectly, sinfully, red. Merlin’s eyes were dialated, his jaw hardened. She knew what she did, she knew she was messing with him. She found pleasure in it, always had. Knew that eventually he would be doing exactly as he was now.

“Could you for once in your life just shut up?”

But Morgana’s red grin only grew.

“Make me.”

An arranged marriage by DragonLoverRed might literally the best mergana fanfic I've read. Go check out this masterpiece on A03, the best thing to ever exist.

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This was literally the moment Merlin blew the lead

Not to mention Morgana’s face in that same shot where she’s choking on hemlock like the way she’s clawing at Merlin’s arms. And like she can’t see the look of utter devastation on his face—like she must think he’s trying to strangle her. Like he can’t even fucking wait for the poison to work; she thinks he’s trying to strangle her to death with his bare fucking hands. And like before this, he was the person she felt the most safe with. He was her Lancelot—her secret was safe with himmm???

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pants are a different color than the vest - 0/10

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Pet Dragonlord

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I've seen enough - someone with talent write an angsty Percy higher education fic where he achieves what he wants to without just relying on "oh ocean powers"

Matter of fact do this for everyone because why would these people be reduced to their powers and not who they are as characters.

We all recognize Annabeth wants to build something permanent, tying into her abandonment issues. Why doesn't everyone else get this treatment?

PJO characters and what professions they would have

Percy:He's either a marine biologist or an Olympic swimmer. I'm kinda edging more on the Olympic swimmer ngl. I think he's more athletic than academic. Not to say that he isn't smart. I think he would enjoy smth athletic more than academic.

Annabeth Without the shadow of a doubt she's would be an architect and one of the best in the field. SHE REDESIGNED OLYMPUS. I think that says enough.

Grover would have a job that cared about the environment like a wildlife biologist or a biologist. I think he would be really interested in that.

Clarisse now listen i think she would be a history teacher and I have 2 reasons to believe this. One I think she would be really like to read about the wars. Her violent nature comes to show lol. Two Ik military is an option but I think she wouldn't want to be away from her friends and siblings.

Silena she would have a salon. In her salon you'd be able to get ur hair, nails and make up done. To most of her customers she is like an older sister. And she gives amazing advice.

Piper McLean Would be a CEO business woman. Argue with the wall bc I ain't taking no criticism on this one. She would have a billion dollar company.

Jason Grace Listen, listen Literature Professor. I think that if he had gotten the chance he would be a HUGE literature fan. From Edgar A. Poe to Oscar Wilde to Jane Austen. He would have the most interesting classes in New Rome University. The students would have so much fun bc Jason would pour his heart out into those lesson plans.

Leo Valdez : Mechanic and I don't think I need to explain myself in this one.

Frank Zhang: He would do Archery. Maybe he'd compete in the Olympics. He'd be amazing at it.

Hazel Levesque : Now I think she would own a jewellery brand. Maybe smth as famous as Tiffany and. Co or maybe Svaroski (idk if I spelled that correctly lol). I just know that she would make the world prettiest and trendiest bracelets.

Nico Di Angelo : He and Bianca would have a paranormal yt channel with occasional appearances from Hazel bc she's a medium.

William Solace He would obviously be a doctor maybe a pediatrician if we were to go down to specifics. I think he would do rlly well with little kids. OR maybe he would perform autopsies on dead bodies idk rlly know. Both options kinda fit Will's character.

Reyna Ramirez Arellano: She would be a war general. Her fierce nature and leadership skills make her perfect for the job. And that's all I need to say.

Rachel Dare : She would be a psychic or a therapist. Idk but my personal hc is that she would giver rlly good advice.

Now that is all!!! I haven't read TOA yet bc I wanna live in delulu ( Yes I'm a Jason Grace defender till the day I die). But when I do, I may or may not make a similar one for the TOA characters.

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ALICENT HIGHTOWER and RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON — S1E5 x S2E8

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Not one to argue about fictional characters but the replies that are just portraying him as a pretty useless object and going "and that's fine" don't realize that 1. That characterization of a person is horrendous - it objectifies and reduces them into just their surface and 2. This would literally play into all of Percy's worst insecurities.

He's literally wanted to feel like he could accomplish something on his own that's not tied to his powers! Every POV from him is marked by insecurity and a poor representation of who he is vs how everyone else perceives him. It's depressing and the *best* character arc for him would be overcoming that to become a PHD level genius in whatever he pursues.

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

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AHAHAHAHA

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.