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Living for serial killer Alastor and his human form

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Twiyor comic i dont want to clean up but willing to resize for tumblr upload

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So I’m thinking about post reveal Forgers sparring as a fun and useful bonding activity, and naturally Yor has to hold back to not truly hurt Loid but she is bound to slip sometimes and we get a repeat of the broken ribs situation except with Loid, and when they check in a hospital Loid leads with: “My wife and I, we were…exercising rather too rigorously” and the nurse takes one look at Loid’s red face and Yor’s worried and guilty look, and they’re forever known as the ‘freaky sex aficionados’ couple 😅😅🙈🙈

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Yes, Alastor not getting innuendos and such is funny, but he understands when Angel hits on him. I think he understands it all, he just isn't interested.

Y'know what would be funnier? LUCIFER not understanding what he's saying because Angel is teaching him all the slang he missed during his like 200 years away, and Alastor has to keep a straight face whenever Lucifer unintentionally hits on him.

Angel is absolutely doing it on purpose. Alastor can't say anything because it's more embarrassing to TELL Lucifer what he's saying rather than try his best to just ignore it.

(The first time Lucifer angrily came up to him, and LOUDLY told him that he was going to eat his ass, Alastor about had an aneurysm. It was only when Lucifer KEPT yelling at him for storing his dead deer in the communal fridge (where else would he put his lunch????!) that Alastor realized what he meant. Poor man had a whole panic that they had somehow speedran an enemies to lovers story without him even realizing for about 5 seconds.)

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NGL I might be in the second camp 😅

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He’s a musician

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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Allos can also have QPRs. Btw. In case you thought it was an aspec-only event. Or romance light. It's neither. And you can have one if you want.

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Who gave her a new halo?

My telegram: chicirki

If you want)

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the silly

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it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

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