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Blurb I wrote at school abt me and my bf (He's getting touched.)

I knew it was wrong. I knew if anyone found out, we'd never be allowed to even talk ever again. Honestly, though? I didn't care. I couldn't, not when it feels this good. Not when he looked s pretty under me. So, so pretty, making every whimper leave his throat, knowing every moan, every whimper, every sob or groan was all for ME. He was mine. I watched intently, as tears pricked at the corners of his eyes, his rim beautifully stretched around my silicone length. I wiped the tears from his cheeks, earning a shallow, broken sob. "Baby, please ... I need to finish.. Please let me, please-!!" His eyes shot open as i finally gripped his length, using it to ground myself as i finally rolled my hips into him, I hunch over him, kissing the new tears away... I shoved two of my digits into his mouth, letting out a lewd moan at the feeling of his swollen lips wrapping around them. "Suck." I commanded, and he instantly obeyed.. "Such a good boy, MY good boy..~ So good, all for me.." I rolled my hips faster, my hand stroked harshly as my other pulls out of his mouth. My eyes trained on the strings of saliva connecting his tongue and my fingers. As it broke, i wrapped my fingers around his neck firmly.

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boom

whar

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Working on a req for nsfw hcs of pearl (SU) Rn, lowk I'm abt to fall asleep so like it should be out by Monday afternoon or Tuesday. (AN: eating Whataburger and writing smut is a peak hobby fr.)

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What characters do you currently write for? And what are your guidelines for requests? I read some of your older stuff and I would loooove to see more 😁

Okay, I juuusst pinned my guidelines, but honestly my only guidelines are nothing too wild. like anything with crap or other bodily fluids like so, feet, etc, I will NOT be writing. I will probably be adding some characters that I will write, but otherwise feel free to request!

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saw your post about the lack of pico content! was wondering if i could request some general headcanons of what pico is like as a boyfriend?

-🎵

Thank you for being like the only person to request 🥰 😭 I didn't know if you wanted any nsfw but this will be BOTH!! (I desperately needed nsfw for pico so I made it myself <33)

WARNINGS!!

Pet play, choking, mentions of CNC, bondage, gun-kink.

Word count: 422 words

2365 characters

Pico as a boyfriend HCs!!

SFW!!

Personally, I think Pico would be hesitant to mess up at first, asking to do normal daily things, thinking you might get upset. But over time, he'll end up being more comfortable around you than anyone else, which could be good and bad. The good of his pure comfort, is that he trusts you with everything. He genuinely would be HEAVILY attached to you, and he would be constantly trying to be around you.

but.. sometimes, there's too many people around.. and he wants you all to himself. Cuz you're his girl, right? Only his.

Pico is the type to see someone trying to flirt with you, and put straight foxglove extract in his drink. Sometimes... when you're not looking, he'll give a guy who stared at you for too long a little 'chat' in an alleyway.

OTHERWISE - He's super nice, and affectionate. His love language is gift-giving, he loves spoiling you rotten. He's always taking you places and practically buying everything you show even a little interest in. Due to his Paranoid Schizophrenia, you've known about his tendency to carry around guns.. and sometimes, when he looks at you.. he sees Cassandra. He'll shakily breathe before pulling out his Uzi, but the moment you speak or yell out that you're.. well, you, he'll drop it and after a good while of locking himself away, apologize profusely.

NSFW

Pico, in my opinion, would be pretty average. The type of guy to be pretty humble about it too, curved, circumcised.. 5.5 inches, #e68585 . Has a little bit of hair above it, but well trimmed.

He is a pleaser. He absolutely loves it when you squeeze your thighs around his head, or how you tangle your fingers into his hair and pant so prettily.. giving head or eating out, doesnt matter, he'll have you shaking and sobbing with him between your legs.

After some... convincing.. he would agree to CNC. You tied up with duct tape as he rams into you senselessly, his gun shoved into your mouth as a makeshift gag with his hand planted harshly on your neck, squeezing.

On the other hand, when you wanna have a much more kind approach.. he's fairly pleased with collaring you up and having you as his sweet little plaything.

He likes when you ask and beg for pets, to choke on his cock. Loves when you get greedy, hand on his thigh and pawing at his balls gently..

He's extremely loving with aftercare, always setting a bath and snacks for you afterwards.. cuddling to bed.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING THIS, I LITERALLY WROTE MOST OF IT TODAY.

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Lwk I'm trying on a Pico as a bf HC rn, I swear bros T^T

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Not me realizing halfway through my fourth play-through of Date Everything that the Cam and Eddie sie hards are just trying to date Dean McCoppin from The Iron Giant.

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GRR RUFF BARK BARK BARK 😍

Hey so hey so hey so franco?

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You put me in a room with this man, one of us is coming out pregnant, and its NOT gonna be me😍

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WHY DOES NO ONE WRITE FOR PICO ANYMORE??? 😭

I LITERALLY LOVE HIM AND MY ONE FROM 2024 IS HIGH IN THE LATEST. I NEED TO WRITE MORE ACTUAL PICO FICS

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Just for her, he'd try.

This is a fluff story in the pre-timeskip timeframe. This is a small taste of what I could do :)

»»————> 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 <————««

Nishinoya was a very loving and supportive boyfriend, he never did anything to put you down, he was the perfect amount of protective and gave you just enough space with you giving the same level of . So, when you decided to join a sport, he genuinely thought you were gonna try volleyball. To his surprise.. You didn't. You chose one of the hardest sports in his opinion, Ice Hockey. He didn't know a thing about Hockey, but he wanted to support you nonetheless. He went to every practice, every game, and every visit to the pro shop to get new gear.

Since you had tried both on ice player, and goalie, you had both kinds of gear. When you inevitably go to ask him to help you practice, he agrees! Thankfully you two are the same size. So here you are, in a freezing rink, him in full goalie gear and you in regular gear. He was just standing regularly, trying not to fall over by accident. "Just try to block the puck when I shoot it at the net, okay babe? The padding will make SURE it wont hurt." You assure, smiling and waiting for his go ahead.

"Okay.. if you say so. Give it all you got!" He says, super confidently, standing like a goalie does in the movies.

As you shoot one puck at the corner, he instinctively and quickly shoots his hand up to block it.. he catches it and blinks, a bit surprised from himself. Your eyes widen, skating up to him. "You...babe... that was awesome-! You're a natural- is this a libero thing-?? Like- super quick instincts??" You beam, a glimmer in your eyes. "I think so-? I kinda just... did it." He smiles sheepishly through the helmet. "Okay- I'm gonna do more!" You skate back, hitting a few with your stick, watching as Noya blocks most of them. You spin giddily, smiling brightly. "You're so good at this babe!"

He just lets out a chuckle, speaking up "Thanks baby, maybe you should let me help you practice more often-!" "Yeah, I should." You smile, before shooting the puck right past him.

"Goal."

»»————> 𝑒𝑛𝑑 <————««

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Oh by the way if anyone wants to ask for a c.ai bot I gotchu, just request what u need. my acc is Tired_Weasel20 <333

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Im taking requests :)

Honestly, I'm not that good at writing but I will write anything from tooth rotting fluff, to jaw dropping, gasp inducing smut (if I can). I write x reader fics, and I'll write Date Everything, Haikyuu, MHA, TBHK, Steven Universe, Moral Orel*, FNF mods and characters and just MAYBE drawn together characters. --------------------------------------------------------------- What I will NOT write is anything to do with scat, piss, feet, incest, or Pure gore. (*Note: In Moral Orel, if requested character is a child it must be fluff or they are aged up. otherwise, I will not write) ((Minors DNI)) --------------------------------------------------------------- I am better at writing drawn together characters, morel orel characters, mha characters, and some Haikyuu characters. --------------------------------------------------------------- BEST CHARACTERS

Kei Tsukishima

Foxxy Love

Nishinoya Yuu

Denki Kaminari

Tsukasa Yugi

Kyoka Jirou

Orel Puppington (FLUFF!)

Clay Puppington

Pico (newgrounds/Fnf)

Steven Universe

Amethyst

Jasper &/or Skinny Jasper

Greg Universe / Gregory Demayo

Timothy Timepiece

Stepford

Curt and Rod

Hector

Cam

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If I search for one more “x reader” fanfic and get bombarded with fuckass OC characters im gonna have a hernia im so serious.

STOP PUTTING “X READER” HASHTAGS FOR A FIC THAT IS NOT X READER FUCKKK

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Random Pico headcanon 😭

Bro I'm tired T.T

So during one of his schizo episodes while y'all are dating, you attempt to comfort him. emphasis on attempt. It wasn't your fault that he just so happened to be insanely high.

Y/N: Pico.. Listen I love you.. Youve got this.. The voices arent-

Pico: GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!! YOURE A LIZARD ARENT YOU??? YOURE A LIZARDDDD

Y/N: What-??? No, Pico im not a Liz-

Pico: GET AWAYYYYYY FROM MEEEEEE-