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fellas

is it schizophrenia to talk with your alternative personality about which of your fursonas would win in a fight to the death

asking for a friend

req'd by @largerthanaveragearmadillo

OH IT BOSS O7

I'm a lammergeier :>

text: Overcome irony poisoning, create a fursona.

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A selection of birds from various 17th and 18th century calligraphy copybooks which were drawn with single lines to practice (and show off) penmanship strokes.

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this reminds me of a wisdom of my own

from another day in y life

req'd by @tiikerikani

valid outlooks on life

text: I don't have goals. Goals are for soccer. I am not soccer.

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mutuals, it's chickenposting hours

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Someone hand me some braed

🟨

anerican choese

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yal wanna see a fcukin

creature

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This is my new oc.

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I think both have their strengths

Forget pet rocks, have a pet brick.

Bricks:

✅ Red :)

✅ Can be thrown through windows of people you don't like :)

✅ You can stone people you don't like without it being stoning therefore it's legal and morally correct :)

✅ Makes wall :)

Rock:

❌ Boring :(

❌ Can be thrown through windows but not a threat :(

❌ Stoning people is illegal :(

❌ Makes wall but not symmetrical so bad :(

Learn the difference, do better.

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A Rime of Yesteryear.

Hi I’m drawing a webcomic!! Please check it out!

Line | Tapas

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Me, IRL

This is what I look like IRL. I'm admittedly not really into face reveals, so I'm avoiding the question of doing a face reveal by making it so my face is already revealed. That way, my face never has to get revealed in the first place! A very clever workaround. I think. I'm pretty sure this is a workaround.

I dunno man it's late I just wanted to post this drawing I did of myself some time ago

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A logo I designed for Desert Bus for Hope, namely for a logo contest for the "Dawnguard Consumer Report" segment this year.

It didn't get to be showcased, but that's okay; the ones that did were all excellent, and defs more creative than this, hehe. Besides, I had a blast designing this. I learned how to use a couple more tools in Krita, including Bezier Curves & alpha locking.

RIP. Sporb, the finest of orb counterparts.

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That these sharp, angular shapes were turned into this picturesque scene is amazing.

Sketch to Finished Prints | Ko-Fi | Patreon

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Traveling back to Canada, turns out buying a cast iron while on vacation is

A mistake.

That thing was too heavy for my checked luggage and you're not allowed to have it as a carry on, plus I was running out of time so I ended up gifting the thing to the luggage check employee with the largest gleam in their eye when I asked the room "does anyone want a cast iron"

This is such a fucking deeply mia shitpostcalligrapher problem to have

Luckily I'm not breaking the bank leaving it, it was a 25 dollar Walmart cast iron

Still, I fr flew in, bought a cast iron, baked two loaves of bread with the thing then left it to the whims of fate and tsa

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BREAKING NEWS: Local Plague Doctor Gets into Fight with Tuna at Aquarium, Loses

req'd by @punkrockhound

tru that

text: When you think about it, life's a series of surreal tuna sandwich incidents

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Miss chappell roan the woman u are….

Ppl keep saying roan of arc but i like the Juli d’Aubigny comparison better 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Calligraphy Cat

Calligraphy Cat

AYYYYY subtember cards coming through! lots of folks are sending their gift subs to let other folks get cards written, since subscriptions to twitch are down 30% in september.

In any case, card IDs in the images, and they've been purchased by/claimed by, in order:

@different-felix @legallyabastard @unfortunatebedhead @ozziescribbler @astralauger @filipfatalattractionrblog @toaster-strooder @ghostchilismoothie @dliessmgg @maryellencarter @toaster-strooder @jelliclesong (for the last two)

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