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Cherish that tomato. Cherish her good. 9/10 post.

Art side of Tumblr please illustrate this little guy getting into situations

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Let's steer OP in the right direction here 🙏

I’ve never had tomato soup and I really wanna try it but my parents told me that it’s disgusting and no one likes if so now I’m second guessing putting my time and energy into making it so pls tell me if you like it or not 😭😭

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The residents of tomatopia have spoken! From now on Tomato Discourse will be instituting a "recipe roundup" tag to collate some delicious Michelin star meal ideas, submissions welcome. And feel free to ask for tomato growing tips anytime and we will consult our most trusted advisor- my grandfather. (The tag will be "gardening grandpa" and you can't tell me that's not adorable).

Thank you for being trusted members of this community. Keep talking tomatoes!

TD 🍅

As always, feel free to tag me in content or submit your own tomato-based art/recipes/opinions/revolution plans <3

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As always, feel free to tag me in content or submit your own tomato-based art/recipes/opinions/revolution plans <3

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I totally get the whole “New year, new me” thing and a chance for a positive start. I just want you to know if your year starts off bad or you mess up a resolution that it’s okay. You don’t need a new year to make a change. You can do it anytime. And if you screw up, it’s okay. You can still try again tomorrow.

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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

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<3

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Where are you from?

My current location is Trapped inside a jar of sundried tomatoes. Rent is cheap though.

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Tomato violence????? 0/10 post. :-(

Why did you punch the tomatoes??? I mean, they deserve it... but still

because they explode and it’s fun 💫

also yes, they deserve it hkshskgskdks

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Proud to contribute to the mindless scrolling to avoid awkward small talk with relatives/acquaintances this festive season. Thank u for looking at my post. :-)

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Happy monday everyone!

🍅small joys🍅

• eating a tomato

• admiring a tomato

• spending time with a tomato

• caressing a tomato

• smooching a tomato

• sharing a tomato with your best buddy :-)

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at rehearsal

Girl 1: tomatoes are the devil’s fruit I hate them

Girl 2: they prevent cancer

Girl1: giVE ME CANCER THEN

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Winter time is when I am at my most powerful because cold weather = tomato soup. Lots of tomato soup.

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ppl treat biting into a tomato like its an apple as if its barbaric but like how tf else would you eat a tomato?? u cut that shit up?? slice it?? get the juice everywhere?? i pity you

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Eat ! The ! Tomatoes !

my grandparents: you can eat anything you can find in our kitchen

me, holding myself back from eating their entire two pound box of grape tomatoes: not sure you want to give me that much power but ok

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a love letter to caterpillars (and the things that they become)

poem and version without words beneath the cut :)

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tomato-related asks!

🍅 eating raw tomatoes: yay or nay?

🔥 eating cooked tomatoes: yay or nay?

🌭 favourite tomato-based condiment?

🥫 ketchup soup?

💬 favourite tomato variety name?

🍽 what's the best tomato-based dish you've ever eaten?

🖊 if you could name a new tomato variety, what would it be called?

🛒 favourite tomato-based product (edible or otherwise)?

📏 chunky or small?

🔜 do you accept the inevitable coming of our tomato overlords and swear allegiance to their rule?

😊 best tomato-related joke you've ever heard?

you WILL be judged heavily on your answers! <3