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Last week I lost my DnD virginity with a Draconic Paladin having abysmal dexterity. This seems to have carried over to real life. #dragoncocksarehuge — When I master this kick, it will either be an Andy Hug masterpiece, or smash someone’s protective codpiece. Win/Win. — #smash #andyhug #k1 #k1max #spinningshit #imissed #mma #mustardyellow @millenniamma #alwaystrying #newshit #first #poopstuff #nowthis @kung_fu_svenny #helpme #notmuaythai #notboxing #menintights #theunicore — “These Precepts must derive from thee,// and again from thou and thy neighbors in collected voice.// — Consult thyselves deeply and invoke Them only at the fundament of decision.// — Always, the voice of the Wool comes first.// — Our Threads strain long ere tranquility is upon us.// — Thus we are bound in Understanding.// When the Morning Light shines not upon you,// guide thyselves.// — And so saying, the Dark-Light again made his promise known to the assembled:// — ‘In the 6th millenia of discovery, the darkened star will incend anew.’” — -Lucifer’s Margin Notes on Humanity: First Accounts 12:1-10 #lucifer #morningstar #wool (at Planet Venus) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtxYti0AFcd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qxk8yevwp2ue

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Learning how to hold the form at the appropriate eye level. — Also looking for someone to teach me proper chopsticks. — #bronch #emilybrunchë #syrup #rabbi #ni #chinesenewyear #imarabbi #eatingbreakfastincanada #thaishorts #muaycaliente #nocarbs #family #♥️♥️🖤 #♠️ (at JFK International Synagogue) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuKC1BAOsD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17wwn2yestr8a

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Learning how to hold the form at the appropriate eye level. — Also looking for someone to teach me proper chopsticks. — #bronch #emilybrunchë #syrup #eatingbreakfastincanada #thaishorts #muaycaliente #nocarbs #family #♥️♥️🖤 #♠️ (at Team Coban) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuJUnwAMl6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vn4im3lcyfwf

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I love both fighters in the main event tonight, but IMHO, Anderson is the man. #andersonsilva #ufc234 #israeladesanya https://www.instagram.com/p/BtsGDiYA762/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dtylvxp8ls7w

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Slick Elbow // Not-So Legal Elbows // #surpriseface — #elbows #lowkicks #lookatme #nowiam #thereferee #jab #healthyeyecontact #mixedmartial #tightpants #tightshorts @virusintl @lululemon @viruscanada @lululemonmen #tanasian #asianmohawk #businessmohawk @a.caito #topabs #topass #sok @nathanwward #muaycaliente #muaythaigloves #theunicore #hegetsit #heunderstandsyou #thedark #thelight #thewool #thescripture @super_betiss @romiearam @coachmccorkell @romanpuga (at Millennia MMA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtmlWWigWpR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i1p9ops4xx1r

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#thankyou #mma #martialarts #ufc234 #andersonknows #somuchsocialmediarestraint @spiderkick @spiderandersonsilva @drjasonpark @simhotep @ufc @stylebender @nathanwward #theunicore #win #andersonsilva #community #paddyspub #gang #mingus #loureed (at Right Behind You!) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtmFTfRjAtP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=isa33s9lohjv

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This man is a warrior and a scholar and one of the foremost cosplayers of our time. He is an international scholar of Chinese military history, specializing in the Three Kingdoms era, giving lectures on 三国志. At cosplay and LARP events, he dons his alter ego, Lü Bu, and sends mortals flying with superior weapon handling and spirit projection. When he’s not speaking on panels for Dynasty Warriors cosplayers or teaching Chinese History 102 at Pomona College, you can find him at various martial arts studios around LA, honing his character authenticity in period correct martial arts moves. Contact him at Crispin.Spagnoli@pomona.edu or 21stCLuBu@gmail.com for inquiries. For inquries in Chinese, email 芝加哥帅哥。呂布369@qq.com. His Instagram handle is @darealz, short for Da Real 丈夫。 — #三国 #三国演义 #三国志 #大丈夫 #呂布 #帅哥 #芝加哥 #chinese #chinesemilitary #truefacts #ahmad #chicago #afroiranian #persianafriaque #muaythaishorts #mmashorts #kickboxingpants #cosplay #bronies #mop #dynastywarriors #namco #wasitnamco #devilmaycry #purple #boxingworks #chestmeat #bjj #not #wrestler #agua #facialhair #meanmug #historicallyaccurate #playstation — “Lü Bu possessed the might of a tiger....” —Chen Shou, San Guo Zhi (at Fudan University) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtScL0OATQY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tpkj8rvtwuko

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Every time we fight, we level up. — #broly #dbz #roycegracie #mongols #japanese #yuanempire #hanempire #mingdynasty #tinyhorses #horsepenises #seacucumbers #mma #archery #death #milk #jerky #airag #cream #butter #muaythai #boxinggloves #judothrow #zardos #seanconnery #halloween #unicore #unicorn #manticore — (at Vegeta) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtP4Yz8gqcW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tdukx8hppm07

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This is Johnny Cash/Asian Jesus at 135.x lb. I had to shave copious amounts of chest and buttock hair, breaking a number of razors from the Dollar Shave Club. — (The nipple shirt I put on only for the photo. I covered my nippleless form with my sweatsuit during the actual weight-cutting.) — If you’re trying to lose weight, try replacing all the pickles in your diet with cucumbers. It’s worth the significant expense. — @dollarshaveclub #buttocks #chin #buttcleft #chincleft #fingers #feet #solesoffeet #smallofback #tattoo @coachmccorkell #treetrunk #ilu @narcisso145 #135 #mmafighter #mixedmartialartist #mixedmartialartistes #oftheworld #unite #adidaspants #dynamiteareolas #muaycaliente #muaythaishorts #pankration #johnnycash #asianjesus #cucumbers #desalinatedpickles #clearquran #talalitani O Children of Adam! Dress properly at every place of worship, and eat and drink, but do not be excessive. He does not love the excessive. —7:31, tr Talal Itani, ClearQuran.com “Has there come to you the news of the overwhelming? Faces on that Day will be shamed. Laboring and exhausted. Roasting in a scorching Fire. Given to drink from a flaming spring. They will have no food except thorns. That neither nourishes, nor satisfies hunger.” —88:1-7, tr Talal Itani, ClearQuran.com (at Buckingham Palace) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtCyqxlA5DZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14evohf5z861l

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There is much to be grateful for in the traning of UFC. — Taketh thee to the nearest gym in thy county. Don the form-revealing garb. .::. As you are gripped and crushed and contorted by your fellow human, commit to memory the scents of intimacy and grunts of primal struggle, and be grateful that we do this before the age of mandatory CRISPR humans. #crispr #nogi #nopants #noshirt #getserviced #babies #gattaca #ethanhawke #spacefiction #timenonfiction #wrestlingshoes #jiujitsunogi #muaychino #muaycaliente #muayfimeu #muayguapa #boxingdrills #grateful #primal #grunting #gripping #millennials @millenniamma @avelesmma @flachnessmonsta @ie_ga @cruz_experience @d_radd32 @hitman_hagge @crisstowfur @manny73 (at Mous Tache) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtAVO2-gC33/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=158fx14nji29m

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I made the 🚂 today. — I want to talk about this filter, Toaster. I usually reserve it for images from archaelogical digs or ancient sculptures and paintings, but that’s really because I like archaelogical digs and I like this filter (it’s warm and round—but don’t quote me on that because I’m colorblind. (Not in terms of race; I see that everywhere.) — @millenniamma #millennials #mma #pankration #manliestlove #womanliest #mansome #womansome #handsome #toaster #bjjnogi #wrestlingshoes #muaythaishorts #noshirts #boxeoprofesional — GIA IS 1 as of today! #babies #socute #goodjob @jonnybravo2k11 @sharkbabeoohlala #mixedbabies #societylovesyou #doingtheworkofthelord #butthegoodone #whateverthatmeanstoyou #remember #inthisworld #cucumbersaredesalinatedpickles #thatisthisworld — Edit: Don’t even look at the tags. It’s pointless. I did tag #jigorokano and #heliogracie. (at The Moon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs7oOmYgZAp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rrwzm9n1ydau

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This is my Mother’s puppy in China. She has no name, and is adorable. Over the past month, she has grown a bunch. I’ve included a picture of a dog who may be her immediate male ancestor. #iloveher #whatishername #shibainu #shiba #wilddog #mutt #notsure #ancientdogbreeds #streetdogs #muaythai #❓ #soidogs #tropicalisland #fluffy #pupper #bitch #puppybelly #🐕 #animalbaby #tomni #kneetap #grecoroman #shuaijiao #散打 #kungfu #mixedmartialarts #woolreligion (at Boon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsxFlWMgVK4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g8hxc1ki7y19

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Think of the manliest love you know. Add olive oil. Simmer. Add staphyloccus, syphilis, hepatitis to desired flavor. Serve to family of 6 to 9. — #jiujitsu #manly #metal #goth #visigoths #ostrogoths #teenagegoth #adultgoth — “In the womb he took his brother by the heel, and in his manhood he strove with God.” -Hosea 12:3, English Standard Version “So he strove with an angel, and prevailed; He wept, and made supplication unto him; At Beth-el he would find him, And there he would speak with us;” -Hosea 12:4, JPS Tanakh 1917 “Then the man said, Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome." -Genesis 32:28, New International Version “In the womb he took his brother by the heel, And by his strength he was a prince with God, Yea, he is a prince unto the Messenger, And he overcometh by weeping, And he maketh supplication to Him, At Bethel He doth find him, And there He doth speak with us,” -Hosea 12:3-4, Young’s Literal Translation “And he saith, 'Thy name is no more called Jacob, but Israel; for thou hast been a prince with God and with men, and dost prevail.'” -Genesis 32:28, Young’s Literal Translation (at TBD) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsuC5-on-1P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rpysc9efg0w9

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Well, those kicks were bullshit. — #workharder #idid160total #ittooksixhours #takingtime #likethatonecheese #withmaggots #casumarzu #casgiumerzu #casu #pecorino #italia #sardinia #wholikes #sorbetto #gelato #muayitaliano #muayamericano #muaymexicano #mma #shortshorts #wrestlingshoes #jiujitsu #intights #lululemon #24hoursoflemans #24hoursoflululemans #vladimirasputin #grappling #oliveoil — — “Barely, because you weren’t chasing me.” \ “Yeah, I don’t want to chase you.” \ “Well, I didn’t want @jakegyllenhaal to play me in brownface for my indie horror-biopic ‘Half-Blood Boobmeat from Chicago’, either.” \ “So, what did you do?” \ “I didn’t do it. I did Nathan’s film instead: ‘Revenge Montage’.” \ “Oh yeah. I remember that. So. I’m not going to chase you.” — @nathanward #halfbloodboobmeat #revenge #revengerevenge #revengewithavengeance #withlemons (at Sardinia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsrqzy-g1kn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q5jkkazod725

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#TBT to earlier this Saturday when I saw two rainbows on a surprisingly short drive home. Then I saw some elk and cried like a young capitalist recently come into inheritance money. — #doublerainbow #mariokindelan #dancingsquirrel #sitjaopho #rogermayweather #naoyainoue #bobdylan #rainbow #sandtrout #sandworm #huntington #joshbarnett #muaythai #muaymat #pho #mma #wrestling #deadlifts #butts #buttstuff #deltoids #trapezoids (at Peet's Coffee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsjw1D5gAOl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wsg4xsvqx0le

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The Difference between Zucchinis and Cucumbers Is that Zucchinis grow in the ground and can be eaten immediately for sustenance whereas Cucumbers cannot be. .::. Cucumbers are first harvested as Pickles and must be desalinated in a process with heavy aluminium byproducts. .::. This was first pioneered by the Mongolians. They would stick Pickles under their saddles and friction would cook the byproducts out of the Pickles and into the horses which, incidentally, is how we got Voltron. The Cucumber mash left behind was used to make edible toilet paper that was, to the delight of thirsty horseborne warriors, fibrous AND refreshing. — Cucumbers were independently rediscovered in the 1850s by Sir Ranjeet Singh and Dr. Vasiliy Gogol (not to be confused with playwright Nikolai Vasilievich Gogol). Their discoveries were through the rubbing Pickles together to start a fire and in unprintable (even here) Pickle-related acts, respectively. Both methods involve almost preposterous amounts of friction. — Which would I rather have in a survival scenario? — If I had to be alone in nature for extended periods of time with only provisions of the above vegetables, I would ideally have an 80/20/10 breakdown of Zucchinis/Cucumbers in raw Pickle form/desalinated Cucumbers, by mass. .::. Zucchinis are full of water and fiber, which are essential for human survival. .::. You can suck on pickles for sodium and potassium and aluminium, of which two are essential and one is toxic to the human body (2/3 is pretty good). .::. The remaining 10% would be Cucumber for its sheer commodity value. Because of the expensive desalination process, Cucumbers, especially whole, are an expensive and rare delicacy and can be traded in a post-apocalyptic world for essential survival materials as firearms, ammo, and napkins. — #napkins #postapocalyptic #dragons #goats #cucumbers #pickles #aluminum #aluminium #english #mongols #edible #toiletpaper #refreshing #horseborne #postapocalyptic #muaythai #mmashorts #boxingshorts #shortshorts #oilwrestling #sexybjj #nutrition “I know how a bird can fly. I know how a fish can swim. But I do not know how Laozi could rise like a dragon riding on clouds in the sky.” (at Gotland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsR1Dy7gT7R/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ajtrgi0iwal2

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Flora of the motherland. #中国 #🇨🇳 #大陆 #海南 #红毛丹 #浦东机场 #2019 #spendingtimewithfamily #puppers #goats #bridges #propaganda #tropicalforest #rubbertrees #bananatrees #spearing #rambutan #pants #motherland #howmanyhometowns #cnsa #chinanationalspaceadministration #landed #darksideofthemoon (at Iron Crotch GrandMaster Tu 涂金盛 MasterTu.com「鐵襠神功」國際聯盟總會) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsP1QqSguPx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hfv2rk0jmnk5