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Hair care commercial idea:

*shows several women with long, luscious locks*

Soothing female voiceover: want hair like this? You can have it. Just buy our products.

*models continue looking flawless and fabulous*

OR, if you’re broke and inconsistent like most people, you could always rip their hair out of their heads.

*women look off screen in confusion and alarm*

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Love getting categorized as a “bad vibe”

That’s my faaaaaavvve.

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Snape at Hermione:

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Me: what is debt?

Dave Ramsey:

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“I like you” isn’t a promise.

It just means there’s something or maybe a couple somethings about you that I like.

And maybe. MAYBE it means I’m interested in getting to know you better. On MY terms.

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I have a dilemma.

I want to be healthy and live well, but I don’t wanna get super old.

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Sometimes when I’m performing some random task I think up a really poetic or witty way I could say what I’m doing and then I really want somebody to ask me what I’m up to so I can tell them in that way and so that they can be all “wow cool dude” even tho what I’m doing isn’t that unusual.

“Yo whachu up to?”

“Nm just got done increasing my freckles tenfold and probably getting lightly sunburnt. Brushing the wind out of my hair rn.”

Anyone else?

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Everytime I decide to watch a unicorn cake decorating video, I tell myself “surely, this one won’t look like absolute garbage.”

And everytime,,,, I am wrong.