#inconsistent

[hobiesdump]

Them lashes

[nobleweasel]

[hyunfelix]

that one move in serenade 🕺

[bookwormgamerweeb]

Vampire Hunter D x Fem reader

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Chapter 3

Cold black eyes bore into mine I can't help but stare, he had thick masculine eyebrows, a smooth bridge nose and tight lips his beauty did match his powerful frame.A low voice takes me back to reality “Is this ship Maria”,“Yes, but I can’t find the owner are you for the mission at sea?”, I answer hoping to sound as uninterested and casual as possible.He answers a simple yes and walks past me, his long faded black coat trailing behind him.

“So . . . my names y/n, yours?”I spoke trying to make conversation, “D” He responded, which surprises me since I wasn’t really expecting a answer.His name rings a bell in my head, ‘I have heard that name before’ I wonder as we (me walking behind) walk around the dock trying to find the owner. “Correct me if I’m wrong but your the Vampire Hunter, no?” I remark remembering the incident with the children.

“Yes”, he says coldly, I nod to myself as a question pops in my mind “Your probably first of my kind I have seen and not heard stories about, what a coincidence”, I marvelled.I have heard many stories of the great vampire hunter d, and the stories of his loneliness where neither vampires nor humans want him.

The dhampire stops in his tracks and turns his head towards me, “What are you”He inquired, something changing in the atmosphere. “Oh I thought I made it clear, I’m a dhampire too” I chimed, he turned to me finally facing me but before he could say anything I hear the sound of a traveller screaming while standing on a barrel “HELP AT SEA, boat Maria 150 000 coin!”.

I slip past him and sprint towards the traveller, I stop in front of the barrel and take out the crunched up page and shove it in his face, “Hi, I’m here for the job!” I cheered happy to have finally found the owner.

He gives me a lopsided smile “oh, I have been waiting all day for somebody to answer but . . . You the only one”, he cheered his smile slightly drooping as I feel a presesnce behind me. “I’m also here for the job” He chimes in his low voice making the hairs behind my neck stand.

“You must be Vampire Hunter D”, he says with a shaky voice, it’s still surprising that people are still scared of him when he seems to mean no harm unless . . .

D just stands there and looks at him, I see the travellers Adam’s apple bob as he gulps. “There should be crew by my ship who will let you on it,I’ll meet with you guys again at the end of the day then we will leave port hopefully will more people and tell them Captain Viyra has sent you two”,He says before quickly jumping off the barrel and running to a different direction.

“Well that was weird”,I say to myself “Definitely”, I hear disembodied voice say,I swiftly turn to face D cocking my head in a silent question before hearing the voice laugh at me.D squeezes his hand making the disembodied voice stop.

“Is that . . . Is your hand laughing at me”, I say bewildered. “Who else”, the disembodied voice responds.I frown confused and wanting to go back to the ship, “so are you come back with me or”, before I can finish my sentence D walks in the direction we came from.I trailed behind him as I try to talk to the disembodied voice.

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Was it worth the wait .. . . . Prob not btw most of the info I get in D is from the wiki, movie and manga never rlly read the books . . .

Byeeeeeeee

[martimer-underground]

Curses - The Crane Wives 🎶

[writing2changetheworld]

This screenshot was taken just now.

I'm tired of talking about Smosh having auto-generated captions, but I'm not going to stay silent. So let's address what else this means.

Inconsistency. Unreliability.

Smosh adds (maybe) correct captions anywhere from immediately to days after posting. I have no idea if I'll be able watch a video.

This instability is not okay, Smosh.

[shelterdogswag]

let the festivities commence

aka the intro post

[ last updated: may 12, 2025 ]

be warned this is a long ass post !!! it's not like essential but also like it has info that may be pertinent to you so it's up to you if you wanna read it or not, and not reading it is fine, even if you don't tho i'm going to refer you to it if you ask me something that's in here. ok that being said, let's hop right in, shall we?

table of contents

things about me as a human person

things about this particular blog

plugging my shit

things about you ? potentially ?

closing thoughts

section one: things about me as a human person

hi ! my name is kenzie and my pronouns are usually he/she. as for pronouns, i really don't care a ton about those most of the time, although i will say i don't like they/them for myself. that's not a to say that those pronouns are bad or anything, just not my vibe personally.

i am an adult human being. i'm not very experienced at being one of those, i've been at it for less time than i was in highschool, but still. i know some folks (mostly minors) don't feel comfortable around 18+ people, that's fair and incredibly respectable and i applaud that. if you're not comfy with talking to adults, good on you, but that's does mean for your sake please don't talk to me. with that, you have my full blessing to block me. i say that not out of spite, just like letting you know i won't be offended or anything. you don't need my permission of course, but i was once an anxious teenager, so i know having it helps sometimes.

i am not the most skilled in explaining myself when it comes to the groups that i'm a part of or like spaces i belong to or identities i have or whatever, but i'm gonna try anyhow. i'm a lesbian, trans, aroace, and overall queer. i am white, and middle class by proxy (living with family). i am disabled in a plethora of ways that vary in severity for me; they're also ways that vary in level of stigma, from what i gather. i'm from florida. i'm currently trying to figure out religious or even philosophical stuff; i myself lean heavy towards folk practices and also catholicism, but it changes a lot so as of right now i'm not conclusively anything. i try to be radical in like an anarchistic librarian punk adjacent kind of way, but i don't know a ton about anything so i mostly try to learn from other folks who actually have an understanding of stuff. i don't know how much any of that matters, but honesty is my big virtue so i am trying to be transparent in like a reasonable way.

in terms of things i like or that make me happy or whatever, god there is so much shit i could list, but most of it isn't stuff i actively engage in, as much as i would like it to be. as far as participation goes, i like swimming (just for funsies, i'm trying to take care of myself more and that's the easiest physical activity for me), music (folk mostly, especially of the anti/punk/rock flavors, but other shit too), thoughtful and causal yet artfully done youtube videos (cj the x, savannah brown, frankie's shelf, can i say something?, to name a couple), a handful of fictional media works (i'm trying to get back into reading, right now it's "acts of service" by lillian fishman), and creating things myself (my main mediums rn are notes app poetry, songs, and the occasional doodle). i have other interests tho, like a lot of them, i just have been in such a slump of doing literally nothing all day that it feels like lying to mention them.

jesus christ who let me yap like that ??? here let's have a break and split a sandwich before we move on.

we good ? nourished ? refreshed ? all snacked up and ready to go ? cool let's fucking go.

section two: things about this particular blog

functionally, this blog is going to be a dumping ground, a heart that's full up like a landfill, as the kids say. i am just going to be having a fun silly time, i am not gonna be super targeted in what i post or with what i reblog. this does mean i might get very swingy with tone on here. i am prone to talking about and reblogging politics and my opinions on them, sex and kink and all that, media with a reckless abandon and not a care for spoilers, health and illness related topics of all kinds, and many other things that i cannot possibly foresee right now. if you are not a fan of such things, that is perfectly fine ! and i would urge you to not interact with me on here, because i am notoriously bad at tagging things effectively. your boundaries are good and valid and simultaneously i cannot be the one who upholds them a hundred percent of the time. i don't want to trigger anyone, but i can't reliably prevent that on my end, so peruse my stuff with caution.

as far are organization goes, i tag things in the most useless manner possible, but the recurring subjects are slowly getting featured tags in my archive if you want to look for specific stuff. beyond that it's very much in disarray so good luck.

ok that part was pretty quick, actually ! hell yeah ! but here have a beverage before we move on, i don't want to wear you out too bad lol.

yes i prefer pepsi over coke, yes i'm southern, we exist. let's get goin' now.

section three: plugging my shit

i have another blog specifically for my music shit ! that one is @bandcalledmagnumopera

i have other places i post things for magnum opera (the band name tm) such as instagram, but like right now it's all very loosey goosey and the links are in the side blog so i suggest for now just following the side blog lol

any interest in my creative shit is very much apprecoated! i am rapidly increasing in terms of the amount i'm doing so now is actually a pretty good time to check stuff out !!!!

section four: things about you ? potentially ?

i don't particularly do dni lists- i frankly will just block people if they're super shitty and if not then like i'm sure it's fine- so this is a "omg you share common bits !!! let us befriend :)" list if anything.

we may be more likely to enjoy each other if you:

are a fan of subcultures relating to music, particularly folkpunk and (loosely) riot grrrl but any punk-y stuff bangs

care very deeply about causes and people and such; i'm no expert on any of them but i think having the willingness to learn and the care for people says a lot

enjoy consuming media that's odd or niche or otherwise unusual, i really love finding community around the unconventional

have a passion for the artistic, creative, or expressive

are filled with a simultaneous whimsical childlike wonder and haunted lingering sense of doom

are kind to small creatures oft overlooked (my favorites are rats and voles and shrews)

occasionally take walks and realize that life is worth living, only to forget it the next day

get a kick out of surrealist girlblogger instagram meme accounts and zodiac moodboards and mbti aesthetic posts even tho you are skeptical

are a huge fan of nuance and duality

that's by no means comprehensive, just a sampling to go off of :) now we can get to the final section! you've almost made it, we got this!

section five: closing thoughts

to recap, i am just gonna kinda be going ham on this blog and i want it to be fun and good for my brain, should such a thing be possible. that being said i also want it to be that way for you! so feel free to engage as little or as much as you would feel better with. i pinky swear it's ok.

i think that just about wraps it up! thank you for reading this far, here have a gold star sticker of appreciation <3

[karizard-ao3]

So that fanart was supposed to have a sensitive content warning and you had to unhide it it view it. Idk what happened 😅

I had wondered if that was the case because usually smut art on twitter is hidden like that! Maybe because I opened it on my browser instead of in the app? (I answer about half my asks on my laptop instead of using my phone because it's easier to type out an answer with a proper keyboard). Let me test that out.

That was it! When I opened it on my phone in the app, it had the sensitive content warning. Good to know! In that case, I will only open links on my phone from now on, unless I'm by myself and it doesn't matter lol

[weeblmaodotcom]

Sure, Saitama is inconsistent but he's admirable nonetheless. , Meme by Weeblmao.com

[babythegod]

[gramarobin]

...but God is love. Right 😑

[bookwormgamerweeb]

Vampire Hunter D x Fem reader

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Chapter 2:

I stop infront of the pub, putting my gun in my holster

I need a drink

I think exhaustion taking hold of me as I a step into the pub the floor boards creaking from years of fights,people say at little tables as waitresses filled their cups with more drink.

"Can I get a mug of brandy", I ordered "Do you have coin?"the bartender asked suspiciously "Would I be here without coin"I hissed annoyed by the idiotic question.The man looked at me for a bit then started pouring,I spot a notice board of the other side of the pub with new bounties.

I grab my mug striding towards the board,I skim through the jobs one catching my attention

HELP AT SEA

Written in bold,I have never liked the sea bit life is getting a bit boring so maybe it wouldn't be that bad.I grab the paper ripping it off the board to get a better look at what im getting into.Taking a seat at the nearest table I place the mug down with a thud.

Help needed at sea, goods and a advisor must be protected and taken through the Mazu Sea we will pay you 150 000 in coin separately.We will being leaving port in 2 days, if you help you will be considered helping the nation.Our ship is called Maria.

I smirk at the thought of 150 000 coin, that could get me so much mugs of brandy.I pocket the paper and give whatever coin I had left to the bartender leaving the pub to find a tree to sleep on.

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"Fuck my back" I boomed my back cracking in places I didn't know it could,it's been years since if gotten to ly on a actual bed.

I stretch and pull out the paper which had creased in my pocket,jumping off the tree i walk to the port hoping that the hadn't left yet.

I make it to the port,it was easy to spot the ship since it was the only ship there that hadn't looked like it was built with spare parts.The port was like a market but with fish and only fish, the stench making me wanna Puck my guts out.

The ship was gorgeous up close it have a woody yet clean exterior clearly made of mahogany but I really don't know if it would do well in sea, my eyes drift to the letters on the side of the boat Maria.

Walking with caution I approach the ship yelling a awkward "Hello?" As I stood there probably looking like an idiot, I wait for a long 2 minutes, I sigh and turn but before I know it mu face has slammed itself into a pretty muscular chest.

I look up cursing under my breath,before freezing still.

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[outstanding-quotes]

People are too various to be treated lightly. I am too various to be trusted.

James Baldwin, Giovanni’s room

[teamivankaye]

Naughty little Vikings commentary clip because I was in a mood. 👑 Don't get me wrong, I outright ADORE what Ivan has done with King Aelle and wouldn't want to miss his heartbreaking performance that overrode the huge storytelling flaws. He somehow managed to make this sudden and complete break of character with no lead-up or explanation whatsoever still look genuine and deeply touching.

I just dislike that they withheld any scenes from us in between that would've shown how this was even possible as it insults the intelligence of the audience and also deprived us of the profound experience of fully grasping and relating to the tragic dimension of King Aelle's character.

And I strongly dislike that such a shattering and gruesome end to a life of thorough integrity despite all adversities and a deeply moving struggle with spiritual uncertainty was presented in a way that invited gloating mockery, hence undermined any respect for King Aelle's heroic sacrifice, his virtues and good intentions and even for his suffering and agony.

King Aelle deserved better, we as the audience deserved better, and Ivan deserved better for all the love and care and thought and work he had put into his character - and for all the opportunities he had to let pass while bound by this contract. The range of his performances in this show, not least in this episode, shows what Ivan is truly capable of doing. He deserved not to be wasted just to fix conceptual flaws within a few minutes of screentime, but to be given the space to show us the compelling depths and layers of his character much more elaborately. Above all, he deserved his vision to be heard, his input to be considered, accomplished and experienced an actor as he is, and the end of his character, teased and highly anticipated from season 1 onwards, to be portrayed with due care and without haste.

If you've read this far, thank you!

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Every model painting tutorial: thin your paints to the consistency of milk

Me, vegan: