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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Ours. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

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As soon as I found out Taylor had got the rights to her masters back I felt style (original version) calling out to me.

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I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY

jackantonoff: rep forever guilt free listening!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO MY FELLOW BEAUTIFUL QUEER PEOPLE!!! ❤️💖

Every one of you is important and whether you're in, out or still working it out, you are important and valued!

Now go, be gay.

It's our time.

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Agatha: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Jen: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

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"In psychology, reciprocal inhibition refers to the fact that 2 emotions can't exist at the same ti-"

OKAY THEN EXPLAIN THIS:

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Hoping my tumblr TWD community can help me out here:

Basically I started watching the walking dead a while ago and I've watched the first four seasons, and I really liked Andrea as a character, but when I talked to my friends who have already watched the show I found out they all hate her!!

And they are convinced that I'm the only person who likes her and now I'm determined to find other Andrea stans.

I mean don't get me wrong she made some decisions I didn't like and she definitely made mistakes, but ultimately I thought she was an interesting and complex character and I really enjoyed her time in the show.

Is there anyone else out there who likes Andrea?? Or am I a lone fan, I'm totally up for discussions about this :D

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I can't lie folks this rebrand just isn't doing it for me, I miss the old one 😭

Like what is this colour scheme I'm sorry

So the more I see it the more it looks like a shampoo magazine commercial is it just me

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I always praise Taylor's lyricism, but sometimes her simplest lyrics just hit in a way nothing else does

"i might just die, it would make no difference" is one of the saddest lyrics in taylor's discography and she's pronouncing it like it's nothing and there are fun jack's synths what the fuck

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top 5 things rio vidal has beef for life with:

señor scratchy gets unrestricted affection and attention from agatha

lake superior she never gives up her dead

wanda agatha's ex... best friend

billy and toby maximoff abominations

evanora harkness self explanatory

honorable mentions:

industrialists/deforesters she's THE green witch

that one rock that tripped agatha in 1792 agatha got a little chin wibble, unacceptable

pipelines they destroy the environment when they leak, greatly dislikes

poachers one killed Rio's favorite rhino buddy

coal bosses self explanatory

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Rio: What’s your body count?

Agatha: Do you mean sex or murder?

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The bad boy in question:

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can’t believe these idiots had a baby together 😭

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And they say romance is dead…

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— Anne Sexton, from A Self-Portrait in Letters

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