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George: We can’t go in the teachers lounge, Max. Max: Why not? George: Um, its for teachers only. Max: Yeah, and you’re a teacher. Right now, you’re teaching me how to be a little bitch.

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Daniel: My mom didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a FOOL and it turns out those two things are a TERRIBLE COMBINATION.

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*Kevin sneezes* Kevin: ..you’re not even gonna say “bless you” ? Nico: I’m sitting here with you. You have clearly already BEEN blessed.

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Max: In the light of what happened today, you may hug me from four to five seconds. Daniel: Forty-five seconds?! Max: No! FOUR TO FI– Daniel: [holds Max] No take backs!

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Liam: They haven't seen Cars, Yuki. I don't trust these people.

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Charles: Hold on! I’m having one of those things….a headache with pictures. Max: What the fuck? Pierre: He's having an idea.

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George: I am, as the kids say, awake. Lewis: Don’t you mean woke? George: Yes, but that’s grammatically incorrect.

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Logan: One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you. Alex: Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends.

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Checo: We need a plan to beat them. Max: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their helmets with wet cat food. Checo: Max: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Logan: Oh no! The power went out Alex: Don’t worry, I got this! Alex: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Logan: Wha-? Alex: I swallowed a glow stick! Logan: WHY WOULD YOU-

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George: What kind of person brings hash scones to a wake? Daniel: Typical. I try and do a nice thing, and this is the thanks I get.

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Pierre: We all have our demons Pierre *grabbing Yuki*: This one’s mine.

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Carlos: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Lando: It was me… Carlos: … Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Lewis: What’s your greatest strength? Valterri: Getting out of corn mazes. Lewis: Uh… ok. And your greatest weakness? Valterri: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes. Lewis *realizing they’re in a corn maze*: What the hell?! Valterri: Guess it’s my time to shine.

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George: I made tea. Max: I don’t want tea. George: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea. Max: Then why did you tell me? George: It’s a conversation starter. Max: It’s a shit conversation starter. George: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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Fight Attendant: Before we take off please make sure that all small items are secured. Pierre: Do you feel safe? Yuki: Fuck you.

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Lando: Yeah, the band doesn’t go on until midnight. Alonso: Midnight? Lando: Okay, if you guys can’t hear me now, we’re gonna have some real problems at the club. Alonso: No problem. Lewis: No, we’re good. We’re good. Lando: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years. Alonso: Does Lando think that we’re 50? Lewis: No, no, he’s just really bad at math.