🔪🩸🦴🥩🪦🦇born 2 be beheaded // 19 // blog for my interests mostly 8D
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“hey guys its me kurt cobain from nirvana” said kurt cobain from nirvana
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listening to silent hill music in the car ignoring the fact that whatever my family is listening to is turning everything into a hip hop remix
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i could never survive a zombie apocalypse i literally crash out when my food touches
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haiiiiiii kyleeeeeee :3
*throws toki wartooth at u*
HIIIIIIIIII ^_____^
*spreads cheeks*
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rainbow dash when she think somepony ugly: u so clopped
#get it like chopped#relax guys its called dark humor.......#mlp#my little pony friendship is magic#kyle yappage
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Meet my newest metalocalypse OC, WhatsApp Pickles
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people DO realize top's name is seunghyun, right??? because i keep seeing people refer to him as choi and it's like... YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS RIGHT????? YOU KNOW THAT CHOI IS HIS LAST NAME???????
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in middle school the only way to stop myself from biting my nails was constantly telling myself that if i stopped i would get to meet gerard way
#where theres a will theres a way#it worked until it didnt🥀#gerard way#mcr#my chemical romance#kyle yappage
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tres leches cake but instead of the 3 milks its nut from these 3

#mmmmmmmhj yum#is this real#thanos squid game#thanos#namgyu#namgyu squid game#gyeong su#squid game#squid game 2#thangyu#choi su bong#kyle yappage
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missing when thanos took over my life im having withdrawls need more thanos content
#plz#where did all the edits go bro#i need to write more headcanons 🙏🙏🙏#thanos#thanos squid game#squid game#kyle yappage
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nice pfp... (we are soulseob real)
thanks vro we are literally the piwon twins on skib fr fr
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⦻ INTROOOOO ⦻
obligatory intro post after 5 years woohoo‼️‼️ welcome to my super awesome blog
⦻ about me ⦻
my name is kyle im 19 and my pronouns are he/him
some things im really into are creepypasta, metalocalypse, sally face, cry of fear, squid game, jackass/cky, halloween (like the holiday), mlp fim, invader zim, jthm, postal, breaking bad, fanboy and chum chum, silent hill, aqua teen hunger force, smiling friends, fnaf, sonic, vampires and so many more but i am NOT typing all that out
i also like all types of music but some of my favorite bands and artists are korn, bring me the horizon, chiodos, elliott smith, HIM, harley poe, icp, and as of recently BIGBANG and other kpop groups :p
⦻ plz read ⦻
idc who follows or interacts just dont be weird
i post whatever i want (sometimes nsfw) so interact with caution ^____^ i mostly just yap about my interests but i also draw and write sometimes (which requests are open for btw........)
asks are always open and im awkward asf but open to making friends on here!! ALSO STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY
⦻ links ⦻
spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/cr81wzply3my9gk9q8bppc6wz?si=tBC1JscJTTGUW0mgN23lXw
last.fm: https://www.last.fm/user/ohmyglorp
letterboxd: https://boxd.it/b2s5d
quotev: https://www.quotev.com/ohmyglorp/followers
tag list: #kyle yappage (my personal tag for like everything) #kyle is cooking... (tag for my writing and other stuff) #kyle farts (art tag for when i rarely post my drawings!!) #asks ^___^ (for ehen.. i andwer asks.....)
#ill probably update this often#intro post#blog intro#introduction#pinned intro#pinned post#blehhhggg
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you can tell how much i love a character by the way i headcanon them as bisexual
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Thanos (player 230) NSFW Alphabet



thank u guys for the love on my dae-ho post now i feel obligated to post my thanos ABCs cuz he literally consumes my brain like a parasite!!! also excuse poor grammar i threw this together in google docs in one night
18+ content below the cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
aftercare is not his strong suit but it's still oddly comforting. he’ll usually light up a joint for you 2 to smoke while laying together watching tv. he usually dozes off first while running his fingers through your hair even though he promises to stay up for you
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
huge boobie lover no matter what size he just loves sucking on em and also has an infatuation with necks and grabbing them. he loves having his hand around your neck, he doesnt even have to be choking you he just loves how submissive and powerless you look under his grip (he does like choking tho ofc). as far as himself goes though idk he's kinda obsessed with himself so he doesn't usually think about just one body part but maybe his hands. or dick..
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
loves filling your throat with cum, when you're going down on him and hes about to finish he makes sure to hold your head down until you swallow every last drop and are left gasping for breath
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
secretly loves when you take control every now and then, sometimes being the boss is too much work. especially loves it when you take charge unexpectedly like straddling him or grabbing him by his necklace and pulling him in for a kiss
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
really cocky and for good reason, his body count is kind of insane and he definitely knows what hes doing. he hits all the right spots and when he hears you moan in pleasure he’ll only go harder and faster.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
kind of unexpected but LOVES when you're on top and making eye contact. he likes guiding your hips as you ride him and thrusting into you from underneath if he senses you getting tired. doggy style is a close second cuz he loves pulling your hair
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
its really hot how he can be primal but lighthearted at the same time. he's serious about the intimacy and making you feel good, but he's also really cocky and will smirk like an annoying slut while absolutely manhandling you cuz he knows what it does to you
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i think he's gotten comments in the past so he started regularly shaving down there 💀 he's got just the right amount of hair
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he seems like the kind of guy who just wants to get in your pants and ditch but in the moment hes actually surprisingly gentle with you. if your hair gets in the way he’ll tuck it behind your ear, he'll place his hand under your head while viciously pounding you, he’ll ask if everything feels right for you before continuing. also makes a lot of close eye contact and whispers in your ear about how good you feel (if he's high however..... thats a whole different story he turns into an ANIMAL)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
usually doesnt need to jerk off but if nobody is there to help him out he's forced to rub one out on his own, and he definitely watches porn to help get the job done. i just know he looks so hot doing it too he throws his head back and bites his lip n shit. and he groans when he cums fs
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
hair pulling and pain. craves the feeling of your nails clawing at his back and gripping his hair while going at it. inflicting pain turns him on as well but would never do anything out of your comfort zone. but he does like seeing you marked up after a good time. also HEAVILY into choking like if you're spending the night with him you should just expect to get choked out. he also might've accidentally caused you to pass out a few times but that's neither here nor there!!
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
lowkey an exhibitionist, he will fuck you any time he feels horny and he doesn't care who hears or sees. any location is his favorite but something about doing it in a public bathroom stall fuels him
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
it turns him on when you match his cocky and bold energy, like if he starts dirty talking and you say something even nastier he cant help but pop a stiffy. also likes when you get touchy with him all he can think about is getting alone with you so he can put his hands all over you
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
probably wouldnt like to be tied up, he prefers to be the one in control where that's concerned
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
so good with his tongue you'd think he has multiple. it drives him crazy when he can feel you grab his hair and writhe underneath him from all the pleasure. he will make you cum twice just from using his fingers before anything else even happens and it fuels his ego like crazy. also no surprise that he loves when you sit on his face and let him go to town
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he starts nice and slow to get you going but as soon as he hears you enjoying yourself he picks up the pace. but if he pops a pill first he will just fuck you as fast and rough as possible and can go all night long
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
probably wouldn't survive without a good quickie, he can touch himself all he wants but it's usually not enough for him. if he's horny he doesn't care where you are he’ll fuck you right then and there and act all nonchalant about it afterwards
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he's down to try anything at least once even if he knows he probably wouldn't enjoy it. especially if you're enthusiastic about trying something new he will follow your every command
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
when he's high he can go for as many rounds as your heart desires. he can also last a good while, like 10-15 minutes every round, its especially satisfying to him when you have orgasms together
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he definitely has a small toy collection but theyre only really needed on special occasion if things get repetitive. he also has one for himself that he uses when he's extra desperate
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he can be such an asshole but he loves to see you beg for him to let you cum. when your breathing gets heavier and you grow louder that's when he slows down and teases you until you're begging and pleading to cum, and when you finally do he will praise the fuck out of you; “that's my good boy/girl.”
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
tries to stay quiet and collected but it usually ends up slipping out in a loud groan. other times he just doesnt gaf and will let out aggressive breathy growls in your ear
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
it's honestly a guilty pleasure for him when you use some teeth when sucking him off. something about the pain drives him crazy in a good way
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
hes not packing anything crazy or super intimidating, but it's definitely big enough to get the job done and done WELL. around 6.5 inches with a cute curve ^___^
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
REAALLYYY fucking horny like all the fucking time idk how he acts like such a gentlemen half the time. gets needy and sexually frustrated if he hasn't fucked in a while but when he finally does itll be the best you've ever had he’ll be so rough while also kissing you all over
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
acts like he's not affected or tired at all but he passes tf out so fast. he’ll talk you up and praise you for how good u were and run his hands through your hair and then conks out like 2 seconds later. usually doesn't end up cleaning up or showering immediately he just waits til he wakes up
#also if yall want thangyu content lemme know PLEASE#thangyu#thanos squid game#thanos#choi su bong#squid game#squid game 2#player 230#squid game smut#alphabet#abc#abcs#headcanons#thanos headcanons#thanos x reader#headcanon#imagines#player 230 x reader#kyle is cooking...
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