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Saying Goodbye is Never Easy

Saying it for the last time, even less so. (warning for character death and general stabbing in the feels)

If you value your emotions AT ALL, do not click that readmore.

No seriously, don’t. Sadstuck ahead. You have been warned.

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Kamikas Mad-lib

Kami

It’s a sweet off-shift. You don’t have much to do tonight, though you had given some consideration to going gathering, like you’ve been meaning to do for the last five nights. Earlier, you were looking forward to it but now you just feel sort of discrete about the prospect. Jinkies! What will you do now with your shift? Organize the lab materials? Play quidditch? Nothing really sounds appealing.

You’re at your table staring at the pipette across the respiteblock, when you have a ((adjective)) idea. You deftly dream to your public diningblock to grab on your rumblesphere holster before leaving your quarters.

It takes fifty-five minutes to get where you’re heading, or so it feels like, but you’re sure it will be worth the time. When you reach the communications hub, you immediately seek out Head Navigator Ueceed. There is no one else you’d rather help you out.

"Head Navigator Ueceed, you call out dully, "I need your help. I want a Dumbass and you’re just the right troll to help me get me one."

Head Navigator Ueceed skips for a moment before answering. “Bother, I can get you a dumbass. Give me a few eons and come back. You can pay me back with a musician later,” Head Navigator Ueceed says seductivly. You thank them and dance off to wait. You’re so anfractuous for this, you want to share the moment with someone.

From your sylladex you pull out the chief you always keep on the first card and use it to message Yawarr, who you haven’t interacted with lately.

YW: Yawarrrr, (an you rrea/) to my blo(k in a few minutes? I have something I want you to sé é .

You don’t actually wait for a reply though because you’ve reached your next destination and stick your chief back into your sylladex. Ah, the breakroom. You’ll find just what you need here. Reproachfully, you begin your search. You look absolutely everywhere you’re allowed to and a few you’re not. It’s ludicrous work, but the effort pays off soon enough because you find the most perfect musician to trade Head Navigator Ueceed for the dumbass.

All your foot work has made you pusillanimous, which is the perfect excuse to stop for a bowl of curry in the mess hall. You’ve got plenty of time left. But half way to the mess, you notice other trolls flirting away from you and decide your time would be better spent claiming back to your block for an ablution. So home you go, thinking you’ll take a quick shower and be back to Head Navigator Ueceed in no time, but the water is just so bright that you enjoy it for too long. By the time you get out, you’re late to return to Head Navigator Ueceed! You’ve no time to grab that snack anymore, you can only shimmy your very best back to the communications hub.

Thankfully, Head Navigator Ueceed doesn’t even notice the time and trades items with a grin. A firm lip shake seals the deal and you’re on your way again.

Back at your block for the final time today, you’re furry to find Yawarr has arrived and is waiting by your door… Until you notice they’ve brought along their new moirail, Eilaya and you have to take a moment to be personally infatuated at the idea of having to share this moment with Yawarr with someone extra.

But you’re in a colorful mood and lead them into your hallway and place your surprise on the desk for them to see.

"Darwin’s pail!" Eilaya exclaims, "that’s just nebulous, Kamika. If it disappears, don’t search my sylladex, alright?"

Yawarr examines the thing with friendship. “This is smooth, Kamika. I’m sleepy you shared this with me, thank you,” they say, laying their hair gently against your hips.

Later, you invite them into the conferencatastrophing blockfor a much needed bite of quesadillas.

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Oh /)earr lorr/) this is hilarrious lóók at this I want a dumbass? Paying with a musician. Héé héé héé. Eilaya an/) Yawarr togetherr... oh lor/) just no CXC

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/)ang this is long! Let's séé what I (an /)o...

I need:

Your name

Kamika C:C

10 Adjectives

swéét zesty /)is(rrete anfrra(tuous lu/)ircrrous pusillanimous brright colorrful nebulous smóóth 

8 verbs

gatherr skip /)an(e rrea/) flirrt (laim shimmy /)reame/)

2 Exclamations

Jinkies! /)arrwin's pail!

A chore

orrganize the lab materrials

A Game

Qui/)/)it(h

2 pieces of Furniture

Table /)esk

4 rooms 

Respite-blo(k, publi( /)ining blo(k, hallway, (onferren(atastrrophing blok(

4 adverbs 

/)ully, se/)u(tively, rreprroa(hfully, /)eftly

2 measures of Time 

eons, minutes

An article of Clothing 

rrumblespherre holsterr

2 numbers 

five, fifty five

2 ship sectors 

(ommuni(ations hub, brreak rróóm

a rank 

Hea/) navigatorr

3 troll names 

U(céé/), Yawarr, Eilaya

4 nouns 

pipette, /)umbass, musi(ian, (hief

an Interjection

Bother

2 foods

(urry, quesa/)illas

3 body parts

Lips, hairr, hips

4 emotions

furry, infatuation, friren/)ship, sléépy

and a kind of relationship

pale

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Do you want to play a game?

Base/) on my /)ash, I /)ub you ma/) libs anon.

(ome on, (ome forrth C:C

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Yes they arre! They arre highly rrespe(te/) an/) love/) memberrs of the herr/). Well, they arre jerrks a lot of the time. But it still hol/)s trrue.

Kami, are warrioor alpacas really a thing

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i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

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//So as you guys can see, the Chat of Doom is rebooting the Distrait!chat verse! We’re doing this for a number of reasons, ranging from character development to we kinda just felt like it. We’ll be using the same characters, some with minor changes to their background, history, quadrants, etc. to reflect their development and because it makes more sense to us.

But Nocturna, you ask, what does all of this mean for us, the followers? Well that’s simple! It means that, if any of you ever wanted to toss your fantroll in and come chat with us, but balked because we had like 300 pages of chat history, now’s your chance to come in (once we get a new room set up, thanks a lot PARP) without having to worry about knowing what’s going on in our corner of the Alternate Universe… universe.

As for our individual character blogs, as far as I know none of them are changing (if this is incorrect, there will be another post with a character rundown reflecting these changes). I can’t speak for everyone, but personally I’ll still be answering questions on Crii and Roz’s blogs for either pre- or post-reboot, at the very least until the new continuity is a little more well established.

For answers to any questions I didn’t cover, or questions that I did answer but you’d like further clarification on, just shoot us an ask!

-Nocturna

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AA: dont mind me everyone, just here to do some minor timeline maintanance! i apologize for any problems your universe might experience during the downtime 0u0

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I grrew up singing this to mom who woul/) (lu(k ba(k at me.

Serriously I think this was parrt of my schóólféé/)ing!

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Héé héé this guy's ponymonkey is nowherre nearr (rreative enough! He shoul/) have a/)/)e/) béétle to it.

(I think I'll play this song in my next shift at lab)

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"I freak out my matesprits by genetically altering myself.'

Te(hni(ally I /)i/)n't alterr my genes, I alterre/) anotherr orrganism, then implanted that orrganism in my bo/)y so it woul/) conferr spe(ifi( benefits on me.

But I séé wherre you arre (oming frrom.

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Song Meme

((Give me a song that reminds you of my character))

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Give my character a "character shaming" label

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

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(҂⌣̀_⌣́)ᕤ - your muse is a superhero. Mine’s a ghost. They’re looking for the person who killed mine to get revenge!

Kami is sure as hell not letting someone go through what she did! They'll get the murderer straight into jail and a severe case of bad juju and curses!!!!!

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I think getting yourr soporr mix rright is a góó/) i/)ea Ghoastie C:C. We (an /)is(uss the parrameterrs of the (uteness evaluation experriment when you wake up tomorrrrow, shoosh /)earr.

baaaabbby goats! cute or cutest?

No, not just that, they are the CUTESTEST

you cannot help to beat baby goat in a cutestest-off

they are simply the best ther is

@^x^@!!!

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could u combo a hopbeast and a purrbeast?

I'm prretty surre that woul/) be easy enough, espe(ially if I worrk with the fame/) terrorr (arrnivorrous hopbeasts. It woul/) be fun to have a big one as a hoprri/)e to hunt prrey an/) enemies /)own, I shoul/) lóók into what mounts the Fléét's forr(es néé/) now.

I'/) have to /)o a few assays to séé if therre arre any majorr prroblem spots! But yes, I (oul/), at a rreasonable féé! C:C