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Since Tumblr is banning adult content I have no use for it anymore, this is my last post forever

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Not... The Gay™

e3 2018

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*wears a strap on to church* ur move “God”

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Has anyone done this yet?

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White people can’t da-

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Tru tho

First Order cast be like…

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power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

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This is scientifically accurate data

a comprehensive guide: music edition

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But most of this is just how I am normally

~ Subtle Ways to be a Kitten~

- lounge on the couch in a very awkward yet comfortable position

- take lots of naps

- wear a collar (if you like collars), in this day and age it’s perfectly fine to wear a fashionable collar in appropriate casual situations

- put a jingly charm on your phone to play with

- wear a hat/hoodie/headband with cat ears

- make a random mewling noise when yawning

- bug friends and family while their supposedly busy (lean on them/ feign interest in whatever it is they’re doing)

- push something non-fragile casually off the table and pretend it just fell off by itself… pick it up and repeat

- use the “slow blink” on people you love and appreciate

- when stretching, put your arms in front of you and stretch that entire arm over back to tail bone area

- silently judge everyone

- get yourself a nice cup of milk, non-dairy cause cats can’t have dairy~

- browse online for collars/ toys/ fluffy things your inner kitty would love to get

- sunbathe

- make a blanket nest in front of a heater and curl up in it

- watch birds do their thing

- sit on a windowsill and overlook your kingdom

- groom yourself, do your hair nicely

- visit an anime/furry convention and get all geared up in those tails and ears!

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name him. name your son

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

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The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

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Fancy pup

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Look at this beautiful boy

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Angery crylo

Kylux classiqué

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furry characters who wear clothes themed after their species are like

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i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-