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[2] Thunderbolts* as things me and my best friend have said in texts (@vinterhawke)

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*About Natasha*

Yelena: Hahaha girl don't die you're too valuable to my psych

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Antonia: Pov I looked in the mirror and saw my dad

Antonia: Day ruined

Ava: Oh god

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Bob: John and I nearly got stuck on a train and he tried to push me through a disabled woman that was getting on

Yelena: Jesus Christ

Bob: "Go go go-" like dude I know you see this old woman with a walker

Yelena: Disrespect the elderly

Yelena: America raaaaahhhh

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Bucky: Walked into food lion at the same time as John and flipped him off

Bucky: And he just looked baffled by the fact that I was at food lion

Ava: Lmao

Bucky: Like damn ig I cant be out and about?

Bucky: Cave person arc

Ava: Frfr

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*Image depicting a Hinge notification of someone with a profile named HYDRA (irl it said Military, don't know what that dude was on)*

Bucky: THEY'RE GONNA GET ME

Yelena: Wtf 😭

Bucky: Is this the new draft

Yelena: Apparently 😔

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Antonia: Everyone stfu im angry

Antonia: I looked at my reflection in the microwave and saw my dad

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Bob: GET OUTOF FOODLION

Bob: STOP BUYING ALCOHOL 😭😭

Yelena: IT'S FOR ALEXEI LEAVE ME ALONE

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*In his limo*

Alexei: Since it's raining rn

Alexei: I'll warn you

Alexei: You might have to hold the car towel

Alexei: take that as you will

Ava: ..... okay-

Alexei: Enjoy

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Yelena: When in doubt

Yelena: Mitski

Bob: THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

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Bob: There is a shocking amount of fanfiction of Abby Lee Miller x Lin-Manuel Miranda

John: .... I'm sorry???

Bob: Yeah

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Ava: Antonia apparently did archery today and hit the ceiling twice??

Yelena: Im

Ava: Don't ask me how man

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John: My floor tile hissed at me?

Ava: ????

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Bob: I had applejacks with mountain dew

Bob: It was... something

John: ??????

Bob: My milk is expired

Yelena: Just eat dry cereal-

Bob: no

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Thunderbolts* as things me and my best friend have said in texts (@vinterhawke)

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Yelena: Alexei told me about his Russian family

Yelena: And then

Yelena: To quote him:

Yelena: "If you look at pictures of my Russian relatives it looks like the mafia"

Yelena: Bro??

Ava: I think he just admitted they were the mafia

Yelena: This is the same man who told me he has a grenade

Ava: Oh god that makes sense now

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Antonia: Do I win for finding a mysterious white skittle

Antonia: (I definitely didn't get sad and buy skittles and alcohol earlier)

Ava: A white skittle-

Ava: Its a sign

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John: Idc if he's a lego

John: Lord Garmadon can get it

Bob: .....

Bob: Slay..?

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Yelena: Calling. Alexei to õick me up. From work like "dad wake up they hit the north tower"

Yelena: Wtf kinda stroke did I just have

Bucky: Wth

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*About Alexei*

Ava: A car just went by playing the USSR national anthem

Yelena: ....

Yelena: I mean pride ig

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Antonia: I forgot sunburn exists

Antonia: Apparently I am sunburnt

Antonia: Not horribly, like it doesn't hurt

Antonia: But I am very red

Ava: Jesus Christ

Antonia: Oh well

Antonia: Maybe I'll spontaneously combust

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Bob: Bury me in the sand

Bob: Paint feasts on the walls of my tomb so I can eat when no one remembers me

John: Ayo-

Bob: My Ka must feed when I die

Bob: I'll visit you with my Ba

John: Idk what those words mean but okay-

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Update: Turns out I wasn't scammed.

She's so little and cool✨️

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I don't usually post edits on here but I'm really proud of this one so here it is :D

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a toni

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It's been a month since I've watched Thunderbolts*, and honestly, I just can't stop thinking about Antonia...

Like, fym you just killed her after everything she've gone through? After everything Nat had gone through to save her? Nuh-uh.

In my world, Tonya is still alive. Forgetting about things, while others are trying to get used to reminding her about them. Learning how to live in the world outside of the Red Room. Trying to understand how to cook, how to communicate with people, how to live without orders, how to buy good groceries (John and Bucky, come and help pls)...

I just want her to be a part of this fckn family, is it so much to ask?😭😭😭

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some older work

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this!!!!!

antonia being comfortable enough to lean against ava

I'll raise you: cafuné

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antonia. antonia mentioned. let's gooooo

Family, friends, deadly assassins...

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hit the point of delusion where i forget Antonia died so whenever she's not in Thunderbolts* content i get confused and angry

then again, I'm just angry all the time

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thunderbolts* fanart with ANTONIA >>>>

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you're so funny, please don't explode

STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE

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heard you got taskmaster scammed or whatever on etsy

i think you know damn well that's true

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it's over for y'all when my collection starts expanding again.

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rough ink

guys can you tell i love antonia

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my process for scrolling tumblr is knowing I'm going to see Thunderbolts* content and just screaming inside "include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia include Antonia please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please" and then I take a moment and realize, wow something is wrong with me. anyway, you can un-canon anything if you gaslight yourself hard enough.