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konnishiwa~

playing binding of isaac today cause nightreign doesn’t update till tomorrow and Battlefront 2 downloads too slow lmao

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awawa i just wanna play funny bloons today :3

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playing wif toy cars today ^_^ mario kart! i love mario kart!

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maybe one day i’ll lock in and become a twink but being a fat girltwink in the meantime isn’t so bad either :P

i guess it’s a girltwink either way but “fat girltwink” just rolls off the tongue in a fun way :3

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y you can just give littles uppies and hug them all you want. so ive heard

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everytime i see this silly cuirass image i see the “Queer Baby on camera” under it and am like Omg that’s me!! so here you go lol

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you ever see someone on the internet and realize there really are people out there living objectively worse lives than you? not like they’re downtrodden or anything they’re just worse than you at everything?

i mean come on man what year is it, gotta step up your game for your 2 bot followers lmaooo, like idk what to say dawg this shit sucks ass bro is either 12 years old or 46 either way he should delete his account

was gonna say “Spot the Difference” here but after pulling it up the traced sonic oc actually looks so much better than this 6th grader’s notebook level God of War knock off oc lmao looks like fuckin garbage to not mince words but you can see it, you have eyes lol

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when i feel like a girl being called a boy makes me so horny i could pass out tbh

like when i feel boyish being called a boy makes me happy and and stuff, but when i feel girly being called a boy makes my little brain melt >_< awawawa

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little femboy brother who asks to sleep in your bed after having a nightmare then fidgets in his sleep all night humping your leg~

is me! i’m the lil brother >:3

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konnishwa~

babe wake up Everdark Sovereigns just dropped in hit Roguelike Action RPG Elden Ring Nightreign

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i eated fried chicken and ice cream and root beer today, it was weally yummy but

i’m gonna be a fat stupid little boy forever!!! weeeeh i wanna be a stupid little girltwink boy TwT

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i’m a loser and a failure but i’m so cute too :3

i love being a silly little loser girlboy~ little femboy failure ^_^

awawawa i’m so stupid you should spoil me like a pet cause i’m about as smart as one :D

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i actually think people like this are clinically insane and need professional help but it is extremely funny that they still exist in 2025

this is about a gif of 2 Elden Ring characters kissing. it’s so hard to even see these things as people they’re so cartoonishly dumb lol

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need doll joints so bad TwT

don’t want be human want be Doll~ cute and pretty and weak and fragile and little and soft and brainless but that’s ok cause Dolls never need to think~

i’m so so so normal about this i promise

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konnishiwa~

playing a funny game about shrimps and then probably some Nightreign :3

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my lil feet still hurt so much from walking all day yesterday weeeh

u kiss them better while i play with my digital toys on the computer otay?? i’ll be better sooner if you kiss my ouchy femboy feet better! otay? get under my desk otay? :3

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FROMSOFTWARE. ADD A PLAYABLE FEMBOY TO ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS