the only twilight remake i wanna see
edward: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb
bella:
edward: o shit my bad dude lol
bella: i actually wanted to ask if you’d give me your sisters number?
edward: alice or rosalie
bella: yes.
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can you just run your fingers through my hair until i fall asleep pls ok thanks
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Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
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me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
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this is THE pose that ignites the screams of sapphic women around the globe.
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Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.
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i’m upset 3000
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iconic steven grant rogers moments that made my theater absolutely lose their shit:
• “hail hydra”
• “i could do this all day-” “yeah, i know”
• “that is america’s ass”
• him being able to hold mjölnir and then kicking thanos’ ass with it
• “avengers….assemble”
in short: he owned this movie and i will not tolerate any steve rogers slander from this point out
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some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag
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I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING
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my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine
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you should experience this. via
https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/
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netflix really did that ahahahahaha
no one can touch brie larson lol
UPDATE:
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