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I wish all closeted LGBTQ+ people a very happy pride month.

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Happy Pride!

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Elijah, to the Mikaelson's: Alright, listen up, you little shits!

Elijah: Not you, Hayley. You're an angel, and we're glad you're here.

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#enjoying the view

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Dean: What are you doing Y/n?

Y/n: *boiling water on the stove* Making holy water.

Dean: How is that making holy water?

Y/n: I’m boiling the hell out of it.

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Freya: I have a bad feeling about this…

Niklaus: What do you mean?

Freya: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Niklaus: No…

Freya:…that actually explains a lot

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Keelin: what’s it like working with your siblings?

Freya: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people

Keelin: okay

Freya: now throw that idea out the window

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Hercules:Can you make a sentence without the letter “a”?

Angelica:You thought you did something very intelligent this time, didn’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble, Hercules. Numerous sentences could be constructed without even uttering the first letter of the English lexicon!

Hercules:

Hercules:

Hercules: Whot the hell, Engelico.

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Niklaus: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Elijah, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Kol:

Kol: fsh

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Hayley: Hope’s teacher just told me that she said a bad word in class.

Niklaus: Really? Where the fuck did she learn that?

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“They’re like demon angels from hell”

- My best friend (about the Mikaelsons)

@way-2-bored

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Hercules: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Lafayette: You are my reward.

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Alexander: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Eliza: Hell yeah I do. Asshole.

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Young Hope Mikaelson’s questions about life pt. 3

Hope: Dad! I have a question!

Niklaus: *sighs* Yes my dear?

Hope: Do vampires eat normal food??

Niklaus: Sometimes they do.

Hope: Oh, I thought that they would choke on it or something. Maybe throw up all over they place.

Niklaus: Sweetheart you live with five vampires.

Hope: I know but Mommy’s face always gets red when she eats around people. Especially uncle Elijah. It’s a bit concerning really.

Niklaus: *chokes on water* I-

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Young Hope Mikaelson’s questions about life pt. 2

Hope: Hey dad, I have a question for you!!

Niklaus: Yes sunshine?

Hope: Who is Stefan Salvatore?

Niklaus: Well, in the 1920s he was my lov-

Kol: *wiggles eyebrows*

Niklaus, glaring at Kol: my dear friend.

Hope: Oh. I see. Your dear “friend”.

Niklaus: Kol I am going to-

Kol: Ahahah I’m just gonna go and uh check on Davina I’ll see you later *nervously steps out of the room*

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Elijah: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Hayley: You are my reward.

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Marcel: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Rebekah: Damn right I do. You’re a real ass sometimes.

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*Kol in Y/n’s house*

Y/n: Get the fuck out of my house Kol.

Kol: Maybe you should acknowledge who you’re talking to. After all, I am an original vampire.

Y/n: …

Y/n: Get the fuck out of my house, please?