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WTF, WHY SO CUTE??? Zhongli's part is extra cute 🥺

"i'd choose you."

◇ characters ◇ zhongli, xiao, kazuha, al haitham, ayato, heizou, albedo, scaramouche, childe, diluc, kaeya, itto, gorou, thoma, tighnari, cyno

◇ tags ◇ fluff, you and [character] are so in love with each other it’s making me get cavities ouchies, hint of reincarnation!au in zhongli's ;)

◇ a/n ◇ wrote something similar to this in the past for a different fandom, but i love the prompt so much i had to do it again, this time with the genshin men <3

𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡 ⬙ 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

❝ 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮; 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ❞

albedo barely looks fazed at your sudden declaration, and although he gives you his usual calm smile, you can see the warmth in his clear eyes and the way he stares at you as if you’re the loveliest thing in teyvat (which, in his opinion, you are) “𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.”

al haitham chuckles in amusement, as if he finds your words illogical - though you don't miss the redness that floods the tips of his ears that says otherwise. he brings your forehead closer until they touch, piercing greens staring right at your soul, “𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨? 𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬.”

ayato’s eyebrows quirks up, a soft smile growing on his lips like freshly blooming camellias. he laughs under his breath before reaching out to your hand and intertwining your fingers in a tight, reassuring grip, "𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬.”

childe’s breath hitches - he was not expecting anything like that coming from you when you called his name. caught off guard, pink dusted his cheeks and he gives you a shy grin, a shy laugh, and a shy look as he brings up one of his hands, jutting the last of his fingers, eyes shining with hope, “𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞?”

cyno blinks and falls into a contemplative silence. you can hear the gears turning in his brain as he tries to deduce if he has to read further into your words, but one look at the determination in your eyes makes him break into a gentle smile, his arms pulling you close as he deposits a kiss between your brows, “𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧? 𝐢'𝐦 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐢'𝐦 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝?”

diluc thinks he can combust into fire right then and now; it’s a struggle for him to remain composed, as the color of his face gradually shifts to match the color of his hair. in an attempt to preserve his dignity, he brings one hand to your cheek and gives you what he hopes is a suave smile (though from your perspective they look more like a lovesick grin), “𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝.”

gorou’s tail begins to do a 360 at maximum speed, it’s a wonder how he hasn’t flown off the ground by this point. his ears twitch and he shifts on his legs, hopeful green eyes searching for something in yours, “𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲? 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢-𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!”

heizou swiftly turns his momentary surprise into his signature teasing smirk. although, if you look closely enough his hands are slightly trembling as he cups your cheeks to plant a kiss onto your nose, “𝐦𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞~”

itto blinks and takes a while to process your words, but when he does, he replies to your confession with a massive grin and determined oni eyes, fangs bared as he flexes his muscles as if it’s something that will help him in his conquest to win your heart first (it probably will), “𝐨𝐡, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?! 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 ‘𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢’𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧!!”

kaeya chokes on his spit, eyes blinking rapidly as he stares at you. my, it seems that you’ve managed to catch him off guard by your sudden confession. the navy blue-haired cavalry captain clears his throat, his eyes gleaming, as he gives you a trembling grin and a laugh, before leaning your foreheads to each other, “𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭…. 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, [𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞].”

kazuha smiles wider and closes his eyes to savor the happiness enveloping his chest. his hand seeks yours to place a loving kiss on the back of your palm, and his voice is just as filled with adoration, if not a tad breathless, “𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝.”

scaramouche rolls his eyes at your cheesy words and crosses his arms in mock irritation; just as he always does whenever you show him the slightest bit of affection at first. but his tone is far too soft and quiet when he replies, and he makes no attempt to move away when you pout and cling to him. “𝐡𝐦𝐩𝐡. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞.” “𝐰𝐡-𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞?! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞-”

thoma gapes and embarrassingly squeaks, to which he silences by slapping a hand over his mouth. he has to avoid your eyes for a while to collect himself, but even when he finally feels brave enough to properly look at you, he’s still scratching his blushing cheek, a shy smile threatening to break to a silly grin on his lips, “𝐚-𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲? 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬…. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰…”

tighnari tilts his head and cocks one of his eyebrows upwards, tall ears twitching and fluffy tail swishing slowly behind him. somehow you’re the one who’s getting embarrassed now, and he watches in amusement as you start stumbling over your excuses, trying to escape. “𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬…,” with a chuckle, his arms wound around you and he nuzzles his face onto your neck, “… 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? 𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜 𝐟𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲.”

xiao gasps audibly and looks away, reds creeping up his neck to fully envelop his whole face. his eyes are glassy when he finds the courage to return your patiently waiting gaze, and though his voice is shaky you can feel the resolve in each and every word, “𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭.”

zhongli’s eyes droop into soft honey full of warmth and joy as he sees the sincerity in your whole being the moment those words leave your lips. as he pulls you into a passionate kiss, you think you hear him replying in a hushed voice - “𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢 𝐭𝐨𝐨, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧.”

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YOU WONT REGRET READING THIS, BABIES! 💕

Our ‘’Ordinary’’ World

Prologue 1

‘’This world is divided into two,  Humans and creatures. Humans are simple beings, driven by their passions and desires, each person has something they strive for, a wish, a want.’’

A soft voice rings through the quiet forest, the moon high up in the sky giving traces of light upon a small dirt path.

‘’Creatures, on the other hand, are more unique, every species is different in it’s own way. One might call it magical, to witness such beings with their own eyes, though others would say that they’re not much different than humans in certain ways.’’

Footsteps accompany the voice, a man walking along the path, unaware of the eyes following him from the darkness of the treeline.

‘’However, one must not get too close, for they are not what they seem. They slid in through the cracks and crept into the human society, making their home among us. Not to be fooled, they are still highly dangerous and manipulative. They will take any chance to cause harm to those weaker than them, making lives of many a living nightmare.’’

A breeze flows by, extinguishing the candlelight and thus leaving the man in complete 

Darkness. Sensing a presence near him and turning to check, he is met with a pair of eyes.

‘’Getting the creatures away from humans once again should be a priority in the world, they shouldn’t be mingling, else more catastrophes will happen and more lives will be ruined.’’

A woman stands to the side of the path, eyes locked onto the creature feasting.The way it has no remorse or thought about it’s actions. A small figure stands behind the woman, watching her.

Suddenly,the thing raises it’s bloody head, locking it’s gaze upon the poor soul who stumbled upon it, a wicked grin shows off it’s sharp teeth. A chuckle like noise escapes it’s throat as the woman backs up. Deep down she knows what that means.

A promise.

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I'm new to your account ^^ what do the hashtags with the numbers mean? Sorry if it's a stupid question.

Hello there! It was an event but this blog is not working anymore. You can go to @milastexts if you wanna read more texts. I post when I feel inspired or when my schedule lets me hehehe.

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CUTE THINGS THEY DO FOR YOU !

∿ fluff. characters; diluc, childe, ayato.

AYATO. he gets you your favorite flowers. wherever he is and he sees them, he thinks of you. those are the flowers he gave you on your very first date, and you have been telling him how many memories you connect to it. he has to pick them, absolutely loves your smile when he gives a bouquet to you. you always keep the flowers until the last minute when they are all dried up, that’s when ayato knows he has to get you new ones. warms his heart to see you get so excited about them.

DILUC. whenever you are working or studying, he’d make you your favorite drink and little snacks. always asks if you need something, and tells you to take a little break, so you don’t overwork yourself. it’s adorable how much he pays attention to your needs, and always there if you need him. it’s the little things that make it special; he has memorized what your go-to snack is, and always keeps it around. in your breaks, he’s always there to give you some hugs too.

CHILDE. whenever he travels, he makes sure to get you little souvenirs from the different countries. one of those always has to be a cookbook, filled with native dishes from that nation. you have a whole collection from them now, and always get excited to get new ones. his goal is always to cook the meals from them for you, or even cook together. he loves trying out new things, and what’s even better is to do it with you and make you happy.

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Genshin Impact

✨ Are you having problems at work?

Characters: hydro daddies Childe, Ayato.

Genre: smut, reader is teasing them with a bullet vibrator.

TW: NSFW, minors do not interact, sexual activities in public.

CHILDE

AYATO

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Twisted Wonderland

✨ Drunk "I love you"

Characters: Leona Kingscholar

TW: Alcohol consumption (Leona is +20)

Genre: Fluff

Thank you anon for your request, I'll work on Malleus next. 💕

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Twisted Wonderland

✨ Drunk "I love you"

Characters: Malleus Draconia.

Genre: Fluff

TW: Alcohol

This is not an "I love you" but old fae is trying his best... I think...

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Twisted wonderland

✨ When reader calls him daddy pt. I

Characters: Leona, Vil.

Genre: suggestive

TW: suggestive content, daddy kink.

VIL

LEONA

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Twisted wonderland

✨ Reader asks for help but the boys want something in return

Characters: Cater, Jade, Azul, Ortho.

Genre: fluff

TW: None I think.

CATER

JADE

AZUL

ORTHO

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IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHY I'M NOT POSTING ANYMORE, THIS IS THE REASON.

I don't know if someone is still here and wonders why I'm not freaking writing any text... So I'm here to say @milastexts <- I'm here now!!!

Happy holidays babes 💕

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I don't know if someone is still here and wonders why I'm not freaking writing any text... I'm here to say @milastexts <- I'm here now!!!

Happy holidays babes 💕

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THIS BLOG IS NOT POSTING ANYMORE.

I'M MOVING TO OTHER BLOG, but I won't delete this, I have lots of content here it wouldn't be fair, but if you wanna request and read new texts come to:

MILA'S TEXTS

I'll be waiting for you there to interact and have fun. Don't forget to read the rules before sending and ask 💕

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IMPORTANT INFO (!)

Well, I don't plan on doing this too long specially because you're here for the texts not for announcements but the blog will go into hiatus.

I expect this hiatus to last... The rest of this month, once I come back It's very possible I'll be moving blogs. Probably you don't know nor remember but I used to write with a dear friend, that dear friend is currently very busy and can't write anymore, because of that I, Mila, need more time to readjust, my plan is to keep doing texts so worry not.

I think that's all, I hope you can support me but if you feel like unfollow it's okay too 💕

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I through you were dead

Last week I tought the same but no, I'm in a zombie state which is completely different. This happens when you're an adult and you have to work so you barely have time to sleep.

Luckily enough I can still simp as a zombie, the relief I felt 💨

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Hi dear users, it's me again the awful programmer of this app. I wanted to apologize, I haven't been very active lately but I been busy, once the day finishes... I'm just tired and my ideas dry 😂

I'll try to post this week and next week too but I can't promise too much content until I get my much needed vacations.

Take care, please. If you wanna chit chat with me you're free to do it, though! I'd love to interact more 💕

[twistedtexts]

The matchup idea is soooo cool! I hope I’m not like creepily early, I’m just on tumblr…often. Can I request a twst one? Can be spicy or not, just whatever you feel like doin!

Let’s see

1. My friends describe me as ‘the littlest, angriest chihuahua that would bite at a moments notice but give her a scritch and some positive attention and you suddenly have an obedient lil airhead’

2. I feel I’m not good talking or interacting, so I tend to take the place of ‘the funny friend’ who doesn’t talk much and on the small times I do it’s with the goal of making SOMEONE laugh

3, I like exploring at night, going on walks and collecting things. Anything really, cute rocks, seaglass if I’m near water, pretty bugs that have died

4. I guess I should mention my anxiety, ADD, and depression making my mood VERY touchy. I can be ok one moment, happy another, immediately drop to upset, bubble up to angry, and so on

I think that’s about it? Hope it’s informant enough! Love your work, keep it up, but take care of yourself!

Well, well you see? The only thing you need in your life is a distinguished gentleman. One that can handle your emotions and not being overwhelmed and... Guess who has a lot of experience in that matter? —🌞

Will you accept this butler of a eel?

[twistedtexts]

LASNALSN THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! FOR THE MATCH UP!!! Floyd is my favorite!!!! I'm crying I love you guys so much,,,,<3

Awww, I'm really happy you enjoyed the match up, sweetheart. Take care 💕