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Can I just say how much I am loving Jade in this Camp Vargas event? I'd like to just dump my thoughts here for a second, before I go to bed. (Spoilers ahead, as well as a slightly excessive use of italics!)

So, Jade is completely in his element here.

I mean, my boy is absolutely delighted to be able to share his interests and knowledge and energy, and just experience the outdoors with others! like he hasn't been able to do as the sole member of his club. Seriously, people! He deserves people to hike/explore/learn/see nature alongside! he has so much PASSION. It's like during the Harveston event, when he was identifying all the native plants and fungi from Mt. Moln at the market. He gets so, so, SO excited about his interests, and I LOVE IT.

He's helping his group with the things he's learned by himself! And trying new things! (notably, successfully building and using a smoker for their fish for the first time ever, and making smoked nuts and mushrooms as well! I'm so impressed, and so proud!)

He's singing around the campfire with his schoolmates!!!

He's getting all the things he should be getting in his club on this trip (plus a few extra experiences, I'm sure! hehe)

Plus, his chosen outfit! It's so classic, sleek, and intensely practical. It suits him well. Also, just the fact that he has - and brought with him on the trip - a little cartoony moray eel keychain that has the same colouration as his brother??

I mean, just look at him!!! He's beautiful.

I have intensely squishy feelings for him. Especially when he's so happy :)

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I really love the ghost bride event, especially the part where Jade "tries to woo" the bride. pure comedy, if I was MC I would be cackling, like on the floor crying laughing. there's a reason Jade is my favorite character, and Floyd is a close second. These two weirdos make me smile way too much

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One of my favorite thoughts is wanting to join the mountain lovers club and getting lost (cause you know that jade is holed up in some random classroom and its hard to find your way as a freshman) only to happen to bump into Floyd, and when you ask him if he knows where the club is hes like "oh yeah that's my brothers club, i can show you, dunno why you wanna join his club tho" and thus you meet two of the craziest (affectionate) people in the whole school.

romance too: meeting Floyd and being like "oh no hes hot" and then meeting jade and being like "OH NO HES HOT TOO" and just being an awful flustered mess and unsure if you actually want to join the club because you don't want to look like an idiot in front of jade (the teasing bastard) like why do these bastards get to be so attractive and also charming its not fair.

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“Wait, this is supposed to be relaxing?”

alternatively: TWST cast discover ways in which animal crossing: nh should not be played

once upon a time my playstyle was the entirety of ace’s section and then i thought “what if it was Worse” and this post was born

warnings: swearing, the aggravating process of getting villagers to move out, tom nook slander

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A beautiful eel's tale: Jade Leech

Back with one of my favorite subjects to draw : Jade. As the mermay challenge is currently running, I took the opportunity to draw him in his merform and experiment new ways of painting. Funny to see that I'm never tired of drawing these Octavinelle fishes 💜

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Funny au I thought about after seeing their interactions in Harveston

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Am I the only one to realize that in azuls tsum card, tsum!floyd is clearly messing up the paper it's on and not sleeping or just knocked over?

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I wonder if Azul's stepdad is also a octopus mer or some other kind of mer... its been said they are rare after all.

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Oh lord the floyd basketball card. I want to tease flirt with him over that dorky headband, it looks so silly. honestly ive been waiting so impatiently for them to show us this dang thing im pretty excited to see the groovy

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Chocolate chip pancakes

So i was making myself some chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and got this idea, so i hammered out this disaster in an hour. set after chapter 6 but no spoilers or really any mentioning of anything. reader perspective, implied reader knows how to cook. reader isn't the air-headed PC that's in the game

A distant but sharp rapping sound alights your ears as you awake, glancing at the clock next to your bed you can barely see in the moonlight. One a.m. Grim is prodding you - what actually woke you up - and is staring at you insistently

“Hey underling, that pretty guy is at the door” he says, clearly also recently awoken.

“Which one?” you garble at him, squinting and trying not to fall back asleep

“Which one? The purple haired one” he says with a pause, clearly not remembering Vils name. How this little rascal can forget nearly everyone's name you meet - including the ones who nearly tore you to shreds - and still insist that he's the boss is beyond you. Something about the underling reminding the boss, surely.

You push yourself up and begin getting out of bed, bare feet hitting the ragged carpet under the bed. “What does he want?”

Grim looks at you in shock “how am i supposed to know that, I didn't answer the door, i just looked out the window”

You stare at the small cat-like creature for a few moments, eventually deciding to give up on asking questions you may never get a reasonable answer to and heading to the door, making sure to slide on the cheap pair of slippers as you go, no needing any splinters.

As you head down the stairs and to the front door, the Knocking continues, honestly getting a tad annoying at this point, and stops once you approach the door. as you debate just trying to ignore the impatient person at your doorstep, a voice calls from the other side. “Prefect, i know you are there, please open up” Vil says, his voice cool and collected as always.

You finally open up. “Is there something I can help you with, Vil? It's kinda late.” You sleepily say as the door finally reveals his face, the door only slightly open so he doesn't get the idea to push his way in like others are so fond of doing.

“Can you make pancakes?” he spurts out, making you pause once again, unsure you really heard what you just did coming from the mouth of The Vil Schoenheit.

“Pan… pancakes?” you sputter out in confusion, and Vil repeats himself, this time with a bit of urgency in his voice.

“Yes, pancakes, preferably with chocolate in them, though at this point i will take what i can get”

Stopping yet again - tonight is getting so weird - you think about what you have in the kitchen. Random pancake mix for breakfasts, check, it's cheap enough to keep on hand. Chocolate chips? Actually also check, since you intended to make some chocolate cookies for ADeuce and the Scarabia boys as thanks for the VDC Fiasco, but haven't gotten around to it quite yet. “Uh, yes, I could probably do that… but uh, why?” you look at him in the eyes for a moment, his eyes pleading at this point.

“Oh, please, I will do anything for you if need be, do you want some skincare products? A recommendation for a hairstylist?” he quickly says before you can get the idea to start closing the door on him. “Please, you are the only one that could help me right now” if he was any other person, his hair would be out of place right now.

You startle a bit before putting your hands up in reluctant acceptance. “Okay, okay, I’ll make some for you, just come in” you pull the door open to let him in before heading to the kitchen, wondering where grim might have gone, but thankful for the quiet. “Do you want something to drink? Water? Milk?”

“Oh, water, please, I don't need to indulge too much,” he says as he settles down at the kitchen table, frowning at the table with one leg shorter than the other, making it wobble. He looks up at you again, at this point looking a bit embarrassed. “Thank you for doing this for me, almost no one in Pomefiore can cook and I can't ask Rook to cook me something like this.”

At this point you've gotten the ingredients out of the cupboards and have wrangled a bowl from the mess of cheap dollar-store kitchen wares. “Ah, it's not too much of a problem, I'm kinda surprised Grim hasn't begged for pancakes or something in the middle of the night lately, he's been pretty tired after everything that's happened” you say as you bring him a glass of water, that he gently sips at.

Both of you go quiet for a bit as you mix up the batter and pour the first scoop into the hot pan, which like clockwork manages to somehow become a sloppy but also partially burnt mess, you scoop it onto an extra plate and look back at him apologetically. “The first one always turns out bad, I'll have a better one in a couple minutes” he cocks a single, perfectly manicured, eyebrow at you incredulously.

“That's fine, honestly I'll take it at this point” he says, a bit on edge at this point. You put the plate on the table with a fork and watch in surprise as he takes a - slightly hesitant - bite, and sighs. “You know it's bad when even this is good to me” before taking another bite of the mess, you shrug before turning back to the pan, pouring in one more scoop.

This pancake turns out just right, and so does the third, quietly stacking them on the other plate before you finally ask “so, pancakes?” bringing the plate over and settling down while the next pancake begins cooking. Vil looks much happier with the new, proper pancakes, sliding one more onto his plate and taking a quick bite, looking much happier than before.

“Yes, dear, even I get cravings sometimes, although usually I ignore them, tonight is a bit different” he sighs again, looking out the window with a distant expression, but doesn’t elaborate until you cock your head at him inquisitively

“I lost another main character role to Neige.”

“Oh… I'm uh, sorry to hear that.” you say, going back to making pancakes. Vil looks at you a little disdainfully

“You don’t get it do you?” he says, clearly a bit too tired to even have too much of an attitude

“Well,” you start, flipping over the pancake you are currently tending to. “I'm not a world famous model and actor who has been training since they were able to talk…” you flop the pancake onto the plate “I'm afraid I don’t get it”

Vil sighs at you yet again, rolling his eyes a bit. “Have you ever wanted something that you try so hard to achieve and yet there's someone in the way?”

You plate another pancake, half way now, and sit down across from him again. “As a normal person, Vil, that tends to happen, well, constantly, so we learn pretty quickly that we have to just do our best to work to our strengths.” setting your chin in your hand you look at him for a moment, him looking back with a rather sour look on his face.

“But I could achieve it, if only they would give me the chance,” he says, stabbing another piece of pancake forcefully.

Now it's your turn to sigh. “And that's what you don't get, Vil. you clearly don’t see what you already have, and what you have the ability to achieve.” He looks at you with a rather shocked expression on his face now, before quickly wiping the corner of his mouth with a napkin.

“But of course I realize what i have, and what i could achieve, I’ve done all the things i have, haven’t I? But I want just this one thing more, Just a chance” sadness and frustration is creeping into his eyes. You suppress another sigh.

“And you know what? Most people will not have a fraction, not even a fraction of a fraction of the talent and resources that you have at your disposal. You are incredibly talented and lucky to have all that you have, because most of us will never be able to even imagine having it” at this point you can feel yourself becoming a bit heated, dealing with these talented but ungrateful people over and over can be quite grating.

Vil scoffs at you, rolling his eyes at you. “Well if people would just try a bit harder-”

“It's not about trying harder, Vil, it's just not. Look at me. I will never have magic, ever, there's just no way for that to happen. Some people get lucky, like Neige, and trying hard works for them, but ninety nine percent of the time, that’s just not how it works. I mean sometimes even with resources people can’t accomplish what they want, look at the majority of people in your own dorm, there are a lot of high class, rich people there, but sometimes if you can’t do something, you just can’t, and you should use what you do have.” Vil is fully in shock at this point, his eyebrows raising a bit more with each point you make.

“I mean look at you Vil, you are so good at being emotionally diverse, at acting out these hard to reach feelings, and that's such an asset. You are an incredibly good actor, and honestly putting you in a main role would do nothing but suppress the very talents that you have. Main characters are, frankly, boring, and I would personally kill me to see you in such a shallow role." By the time you finish your rant, you are breathing rather heavily, and before Vil can retort, you quickly stand up to get yourself a drink and to get Vil to think about the things you’ve said.

After a few moments at the sink, you quickly go to save the pancake that you forgot in the pan before it burns. Vil is quiet the whole time, staring deeply into the glass of water you gave him with a distant but intense expression.

“Do you really mean all of that?” he finally asks, after you set down another batch of pancakes and take a seat. Still staring into his glass of water.

You sigh and put your head in your hands “yes I meant it, I wouldn’t have said it if i didn’t mean it”

“You seemed pretty upset” he finally looks up at you again

“Just because I’m a bit upset doesn’t mean that I’m not thinking straight” you say, looking at him as well

There's a quiet moment of introspection between the both of you, before you hear the pitter patter of feet on wood and cringe as the loud voice fills the kitchen

“Underling! Why didn't you tell me you were having something to eat! I want some too!” Grim says in his usual loud voice, breaking the almost pleasant silence that had come over Vil and yourself.

“Of course, there's enough for everyone. I have a fresh plate for you right here, Grim.” you say while you roll your eyes so only Vil can see, earning you a muffled chuckle.

Vil finally stands up and begins to put on his jacket. “Thank you for humoring me prefect, the pancakes were delicious.” he heads to the doorway “no need to see me out, I know the way”

“Ah, yeah, no problem, see you later” you stumble over your words at his sudden departure.

After stuffing his face full of pancakes for a few minutes while Vil says goodbye, Grim finally pipes up with “So what did he want anyway?”

“Not much, don’t worry about it Grim” you say, shaking your head at the Cat, who just shrugs and goes back to chowing down on his pancakes.

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Idia isn't even my favorite but i really feel for him being pinned between 2 flaming extroverts in the 3rd year anniversary groovy. sucks man.

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I'm imagining Idia listening to the logs of when the overblotters were being brought in and talking about how hes the son from a super important organization. Probably with both relief because at least no one actually knows who he is, and disbelief that his classmates are so dumb and couldn't figure it out sooner, especially Azul of all people i mean come on man.

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hello and welcome to my headcanon dump :)

•Malleus (and most of diasomnia) are constantly cold so if they find a warm spot (or person) they tend to stay there for quite a bit until they find something warmer or they have to go do something

•Malleus has a very warm mouth(?) his breath is very warm seeing as he can breath fire so if you are his friend and ask nicely he might be your personal heater for a bit (while also clinging to you for body heat)

•Cater, Ace, Floyd, and Sebek have braces (Floyd got into a bad fight that really messed up his teeth)

•Sebek gets free dental work from his dad

•Ace, Floyd, and Jade wear inappropriate/ embarrassing shirts while out with their dorm leaders

•Cater has a video of all 3 of them getting yelled at but he was laughing so hard the camera couldn’t focus and it’s really just colored smudges with Riddle yelling, Jade and Floyd laughing, Ace yelling back at Riddle, and Azul sighing

•Jade and Floyd have a lot of cuts, bruises, and scars everywhere

•Floyd like bright, cheerful, and cartoon themed bandages while Jade likes plain one thought he will borrow Floyd’s from time to time

•Epel got caught “sneaking away” with Rooks bow (Rook was watching him the whole time) Epel ended up learning how to shoot it because Rook insisted on teaching him

•The angriest Rook has ever gotten is when someone insult Vil, Neige, and Pomefiore all in one sentence, they couldn’t move for a month

•Diasomnia has this thing where they all listen to each others dreams at breakfast

•Fae have a thing for dreams so if you mention dreams around any one who’s in diasomnia expect a lot of attention from them while listening (you should go to them about the future prediction dreams)

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You would kill a man for this bedroom

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floyd doodle