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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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They're the greatest treasure he's never had to steal.

An older kanej and a what if 💕

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Sometimes I just kinda wanna cry because in the MCU, Steven Grant Rogers:

Was violently bullied throughout his childhood and into adulthood.

Watched his mother waste away and die.

Was an orphan by his mid-to-late teens.

Grew up in poverty, during the Great Depression, as the child of immigrants .

Grew up color-blind, partially-deaf, malnourished/stunted, and chronically-ill, in a culture that was so big on eugenics that Nazis took their cues from the US systems.

Signed up for the army and then dove on what he believed to be a live grenade because he believed the best use of his life was to exchange it for the lives of others.

Fought on the front lines of the bloodiest and most horrific war in human history, where he undoubtedly witnessed terrible violence and atrocities.

Watched his best friend die and lived with the guilt of believing he was responsible.

Crashed a plane into the ocean, fully believing he was going to die.

Was frozen alive.

Woke up to find that nearly everyone he’d ever known was dead and gone, and his home was changed nearly beyond recognition; he could never truly go home from the war. Ever.

Lost his shot at happiness with the one woman who ever actually looked at him when he was small and frail, and had to watch her mind come apart, and later carry her coffin.

Found out his sacrifice – the thing he gave up his life, his friends, his whole world for – was in vain, and that HYDRA had corrupted the legacy of the people he loved.

Found out his best friend survived, and that he’d abandoned him to a fate worse than death, and got to then live with THAT fresh guilt.

Is seen by most people as Captain America; almost no one sees Steve Rogers.

Was only 26 years old, biologically, during the Battle of New York. 

Has not had the time or resources to cope with any of this.

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Queen of Nothing - Letters from Cardan

**** Spoilers ****

The letters from Cardan to Jude.

Instead of delivering the letters… Lady Asha burned them.

Only available in the B&N copies of Queen of Nothing by Holly Black.

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THRONE OF GLASS by Sarah J Maas montage complete 

Prints, blankets, tapestries, etc: 

https://www.redbubble.com/people/monicaaborg/works/34063160-throne-of-glass-montage?asc=u&p=art-print

https://society6.com/monicaborg

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Well it took a while… but here they are, them sweeties

SpeedPaint

RedBubble (though unfortunately can’t sell this piece)

This is for an art trade with @raconteurwitch btw

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Imagine your fav finding out you’ve been taken and them planning how they’re going to save you. (pt.2)

Ok, so, I was way late to The Bodyguard series and watching it inspired me to make my pt. 2. Reckon I’ll do a part 3 but dedicate it to my ladies - they do deserve a whole post to be fair.  Feel free to comment your favs and make sure you stay at home!!

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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“You choose favourite characters because they remind you of yourself...”

I need a doctor.

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Imagine your fav finding out you’ve been taken and them planning how they’re going to save you.

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The hair. The tattoos. The hair. The job. The hair. The scars. The hair. The shirt. The hair. The shouting. THE FUCKING HAIR.

Easily top 5 movie material. Maybe even top two.

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He can literally do anything Part. 2

I cannot tell people how excited I am for the upcoming Tom Hardy production- Dunkirk, Taboo, Mad Max: The Wasteland and most of all PEAKY BLINDERS SEASON 4.  Which Tom Hardy movie/tv show do you like the most? 

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Why are they all so beautiful?

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He can literally do everything 

Part 2...

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Sebastian || Glee by firsttobeimmune featuring a lime crime lipstick

Club L white bralet top / Wildfox wrap front skirt, £110 / Lanvin red leather shoulder bag, £805 / Set necklace, £2.82 / Lime crime lipstick, £14