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Sirius Black is left handed

Remus first learns this when they are sitting with their hands interlocked doing work and Sirius just casually writes his essay with his left hand because his right is holding Remus’

And Remus is shocked because how has he never noticed??

And he’s not writing in his perfect Black cursive, his handwriting with his left hand is a lot messier, a lot more ‘him’

But the next day he is taking notes in class with his right hand and the perfect handwriting is back and Remus is so confused

So he finally asks Sirius about it and he tells him about how he was born a leftie

But his parents couldn’t have a defected heir, so they forced him to learn with his right hand

So now he can write pretty well with both but just defaults to the right because that’s what he’s always done

And Remus just decides at every opportunity to sit on Sirius’ right and hold his hand so he has to write with his left

Because it’s so beautiful and true and him

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Marauders Incorrect Quotes

James: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Peter: Put spaghetti in it.  James: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you.  Sirius: Put spaghetti in it.  James: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Remus: Put spaghetti in it.  James: I’m no longer taking suggestions.

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Marauders Incorrect Quotes  

James: *Screams* Regulus: *Screams louder to assert dominance*  Sirius: Should we do something?! Remus, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. 

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I need a fic where Nico attempts to explain his sexuality to Hazel without realising that she's even more bewildered by modern-day terminology than he is

Nico: Hazel... I'm gay. Hazel: Are you sure? Because you seem kind of depressed, actually. Nico: Nico: Hazel–

some similar conversations would include:

Percy: There's no excuse for homophobia! Hazel: Why would you be afraid of homo sapiens? Percy: ??? Piper: Hey, Hazel, are you queer? Hazel: Well, I'm a demigod. Of course I'm queer. Piper: *meant lgbtq* ...what? Hazel: *meant weird/peculiar* What? Frank: Hazel, you're an ally, right? Hazel: *offended* Did you think I might be a Nazi? Frank: What? No, I– Hazel: Are you a Nazi?! Frank: No! No, of– Hazel: *dramatically swoons*

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something came over me and I had to see it through

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My favorite part of the Song of Achilles:

Achilles: How could Heracles not recognize his wife?

Chiron: That is the nature of madness.

Patroclus’ inner monologue: Sounds like a skill issue. Couldn’t be me. Truly pathetic to be honest. Personally, I would recognize Achilles in the dark, or in disguise. I would know him even in madness. But that’s just me I guess.

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i just finished dead poet society. Safe to say im not the same

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Marauders Incorrect Quotes 

James, Peter, and Sirius are sitting on a bench Remus: Why do you guys look so sad?  James: Sit down so we can tell you.  *Remus sits down* Peter: The bench was freshly painted. 

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Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?

Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.

Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.

Sirius: What about his favorite animal?

Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.

Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Regulus:

Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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I CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET I FEEL POWERFUL RAHHHHHHH🗣🔥💯💯🔥🗣🗣💯🔥

Tutorial drop at 20 notes

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My au is everyone is happy and thriving

Voldemort and Death Eaters? Don't exist. Tom Riddle is a very nice professor who was adopted when he was young by Dumbledore.

The Black cousins? They all ran away and lived together with their estranged uncle Alpharad before they grew and moved out. They all get together for a weekly brunch.

Everyone who died? No they didn't, the First War didn't happen. Everyone is alive and thriving, little families and overall happy.

Relationships ruined? No they weren't. Sev never called Lily a slur and they are besties. Prank never happened, Sirius and Regulus ran away together. See, everyone happy.

If I gaslight myself enough, this is canon and nothing can hurt me.

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I love how every time likeafunerall drops new art we collectively freak out, it’s in such good taste and I’m so proud of us

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“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

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Marauders Incorrect Quotes #8

Peter: I just ended a four year relationship James: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you ok? Peter: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship *Sirius and Remus fighting from across the room*

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Sirius “Remus is an enigma, a genius, a mystery” Black and Remus “I put laundry detergent in the fridge once” Lupin.

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