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Your headcannons are cute

Woahhhh I never saw this but bless thank you

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Sasuke: When are you coming home?

Itachi: I won't be, I'm under arrest for double homicide.

Sasuke: Mum and dad aren't home yet.

Itachi: Yeah, about that...

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i mean he does live in the desert 

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He’s very pretty

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how can you say perfect men don’t exist when sasuke uchiha is right there

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naruto: you're the moon because you're pale as fuck and dark deep down

sasuke: ....

naruto: im the sun because im bright and happy

sasuke: you're the sun because no one wants to fucking look at you directly

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sasuke’s worried reaction when sakura punched naruto 

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Naruto & Sasuke throughout the years

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Do you have a name in mind?

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✧____✧

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LOOK AT HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER

LOOOOOOOOK

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gruruto 

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Naruto manga canon: Sasuke's most important bonds are Itachi and Naruto

SS fandom: Sasuke's most important bond is Sakura

Naruto manga canon: Naruto saved Sasuke

SS Fandom: Sakura saved Sasuke

Naruto manga canon: Sasuke's one and only is Naruto

SS Fandom: Sasuke's one and only is Sakura

Naruto manga canon: The Sharingan reflects the user's feelings, he awakened it's powers for Itachi, Naruto, and Karin

SS Fandom: Sasuke didn't kill someone after Sakura hugged him, but only after he already ripped a kid's arms out of their sockets. He didn't push her away when she hugged him after he woke up dazed from an extremely traumatizing coma.

Naruto manga canon: "You're annoying because you're selfish and only think of yourself and not what other people need, what or are feeling, you only care about getting with me"

SS Fandom: "You're annoying because I'm tsundere and am secretly in love with you, me insulting you is just "our thing""

Sasuke Novel: Sasuke came back to see Naruto

SS Fandom: Sasuke came back to see Sakura

Naruto Gaiden: Sasuke hasn't been home in years, his own daughter has never even met him, but he sees Naruto all the time

SS Fandom: Sasuke totally comes back a lot to fuck Sakura in secret and he's been erasing Sarada's memories to protect her because reasons, and it wasn't 12 years it was more like 11 years, 3 months, 9 days 18 hours and 4 seconds, HUGE difference here

Kishimoto: Yeah I don't think Sasuke and Sakura are happy together, they might break up, and I can't think of any reason for why they love each other

SS Fandom: This is the most healthy and realistic relationship in all of manga and anime history, it's true love because Sarada is proof they had sex, if you don't see it you're just a salty butthurt hater :)

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Naruto: I've been living a lie!

Sasuke: Just one? I've been living at least twenty.

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⎿For @sasukkee ♥︎!⏋

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Naruto - Gifsets per episode Ep 75  Sasuke’s Decision, Pushed To The Edge!             “Why.. do you flee?!”