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there's black cat.
Or gray cat((?) or maybe striped cat?) in this case.
Scar the burglar!
(Sadly I found no funny pun this time,,,)
I want a Hermitcraft Spiderman au,
Purely for the joke of Mumbo Jumbo being MJ.
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We have Grian instead of Gwen,
And spiderman would probably be Scar... eh- no, no funny punny name there.
Ok, Spidergwen / Spidergrian it is then.
Now to decide if I write them lesbian... actually, no. No consideration- "straight" to genderbend!
I want a Hermitcraft Spiderman au,
Purely for the joke of Mumbo Jumbo being MJ.
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Awww,
My period just ended, so I can't do anything right now,
but I heard taking preventative measures is supposed to help!
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
#Can I give him my lightheadedness too?#I reaaly want to give away my dizzyness#And the stabbing pain in my chest
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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Villain!Mumbo
Dr. K. Chrysalis-
A genius scientist turned villain after having invented 'End-Crystals'. Once only known by colleagues for his fancy attire and mustache, he is now feared by the general puplic because of attacks on big companies (who are also harmfull to the enviroment).
The eco-terrorist has hardly been on the scene for long, but the stress of leading a villainous life is already showing! Just look at those gray hairs!
Mumbo Jumbo:
Of course that's a name that exists. Yes, he does have an ID, he just left it at home. No, this definitely isn't a shapeshifted form, this is his real body, and he definitely does not show gray hairs when he's too exausted to hold this form properly!
'Jumbo Mumbo's' was the sort of run down technology store that had opened when computers were still new but had somehow not gone out of business. Except, it wasn't. It had opened a year or so ago and seemingly had the highest quality tech you could immagine. The owner wasn't all technoly nerd but also a big recycling advocator, meaning you could get your old stuff up and running again there for less than buying a whole new thing.
#mumbo jumbo#au#Supervillain au#Superhero au#Powers au#Yes Chrysalis is for end-cristal#But also#Mlp reference queen Chrysalis#Shapeshifter mumbo
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I want a Hermitcraft Spiderman au,
Purely for the joke of Mumbo Jumbo being MJ.
#mumbo jumbo#mumbo#God i wish i knew how to tag this#Au#Is this correct?#It would be really funny#I've thought about Mumbo's initials being MJ for a few weeks#I petition the fake name 'Gibrey Sibrey' for whenever Mumbo needs to go undercover or somethin#GS for Gwen Stacey#And 'Gibrey' for Gibberish
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Intro page on Mumbo Jumbo for the silly little Superhero au
He is just a guy who gets rescued by Hotguy and Cuteguy 50 times a month and is on Tired
#I don’t want to be rescued!#I just want a /raise/!#mumbo jumbo#His debut is him being kidnapped (again)#And he just straight up kills the guy#The heroes arive and are just#Confused
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YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!
... litteraly.
We have the calendar for a reason.
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If there's one thing I can't stand in TTG it's how patrioticly amarican robin is.
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LEGO Batman robins
Tim: So what was your first mission as robin?
Dick: Stopping Apocalypse. (Bit exaggerated but basically)
Tim: What?!?
Dick: Oh, no, that was my second. My first was stealing from Superman!😁
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Thanks T-T
I found some more ships with saint peter in them.

I drew all of them on the same paper so i can save some space in my camera roll (the last one is on the back).
Here's the picture:

Now, my opinions-
1. Saint peter x molly-
It's a cute ship, but we all know he wants a man.
2. Saint peter x sir pentious-
They're both goofy and polite gentlemen. They could talk to each other for hours. But peter might be scared to talk to him. Pentious is quite literally the embodiment of sin (him being a snake🐍🐍🐍). But it could work out in a way...idk how tho-
3. Saint peter x alastor...-
Oh- holy hell- who- Who thought of this?! That radio demon and a twinkie?!?!!? Alastor can trick him into making a deal with him and own his soul-........NO!!!
4. Saint peter x angel dust
Surprisingly, this ship is on the fandom ship wiki.

I have......mixed feelings for this one. It looks cute. Peter could be Angel's guide to better himself. Huskerdust exists, though- I like huskerdust better than this.
5. Saint peter x azrael
@maybethegrimreaper and @heavens-gatekeeper, this is cute🥺😭❤️!!!!! I just imagine Azrael, my interpretation of him in the picture, being tired a lot but has enough energy to spend time with Peter by the gate (or take him out for a date❤️). Y'ALL BETTER MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLZZZZZ🙏🙏🙏🫵🥺
And lastly.........oh god....
SAINT PETER X VAL-

OMG THANK YOU, AZRAEL!!!!!
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alastor x st. peter was me, that was me
I don't know what to say but sorry );
I was running on choclate and 3am thoughts
I found some more ships with saint peter in them.

I drew all of them on the same paper so i can save some space in my camera roll (the last one is on the back).
Here's the picture:

Now, my opinions-
1. Saint peter x molly-
It's a cute ship, but we all know he wants a man.
2. Saint peter x sir pentious-
They're both goofy and polite gentlemen. They could talk to each other for hours. But peter might be scared to talk to him. Pentious is quite literally the embodiment of sin (him being a snake🐍🐍🐍). But it could work out in a way...idk how tho-
3. Saint peter x alastor...-
Oh- holy hell- who- Who thought of this?! That radio demon and a twinkie?!?!!? Alastor can trick him into making a deal with him and own his soul-........NO!!!
4. Saint peter x angel dust
Surprisingly, this ship is on the fandom ship wiki.

I have......mixed feelings for this one. It looks cute. Peter could be Angel's guide to better himself. Huskerdust exists, though- I like huskerdust better than this.
5. Saint peter x azrael
@maybethegrimreaper and @heavens-gatekeeper, this is cute🥺😭❤️!!!!! I just imagine Azrael, my interpretation of him in the picture, being tired a lot but has enough energy to spend time with Peter by the gate (or take him out for a date❤️). Y'ALL BETTER MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLZZZZZ🙏🙏🙏🫵🥺
And lastly.........oh god....
SAINT PETER X VAL-

OMG THANK YOU, AZRAEL!!!!!
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It also could be called radiogate.
Alastor x st. Peter
They're both in my top three characters, so I smushed them together.
But Alastor's aroace- I'm convinced Peter was in a qpr with Jesus and all the other apostles (why else would Judas kiss Jesus?). Second, he's in heaven, I feel like there would be a lot of queer platonic relationships there.
We all remember the line in "welcome to heaven" where st. Peter sings about everyone in heaven being hot, and guessing by his "moan" he liked that. We know Alastor definitely has something going for him. So yeah.
Now, where or when does this happen?
There are two options here:
Alastor gets redeemed - far into the future, really soft and fluffy
Peter falls - he and Emily and others get struck down by Sera becouse they want to show Sir Pentious around heaven/ want to support Charlie in redemption or something. This is far more angsty, Peter probably lost his wings, and the relationship started out really manipulative on alastors end and also canibally. I don't know how it would move past that, but Peter pulled fucking god, he must have some good qualities.
The ship could get called "gatekeep". Alastor has massive GatkeepGaslightGirlboss vibes and st. Peter keeps the gate to heaven, so...
This is my first post for this fandom and it's a 3am thought, great.
Also I have something else:

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Alastor x st. Peter
They're both in my top three characters, so I smushed them together.
But Alastor's aroace- I'm convinced Peter was in a qpr with Jesus and all the other apostles (why else would Judas kiss Jesus?). Second, he's in heaven, I feel like there would be a lot of queer platonic relationships there.
We all remember the line in "welcome to heaven" where st. Peter sings about everyone in heaven being hot, and guessing by his "moan" he liked that. We know Alastor definitely has something going for him. So yeah.
Now, where or when does this happen?
There are two options here:
Alastor gets redeemed - far into the future, really soft and fluffy
Peter falls - he and Emily and others get struck down by Sera becouse they want to show Sir Pentious around heaven/ want to support Charlie in redemption or something. This is far more angsty, Peter probably lost his wings, and the relationship started out really manipulative on alastors end and also canibally. I don't know how it would move past that, but Peter pulled fucking god, he must have some good qualities.
The ship could get called "gatekeep". Alastor has massive GatkeepGaslightGirlboss vibes and st. Peter keeps the gate to heaven, so...
This is my first post for this fandom and it's a 3am thought, great.
Also I have something else:

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Japan : Sir, there was an attack on the eastern front."
Germany : "Defend the border and restore everything after we won the battle."
Italy : "Doitsu, Doitsu! France is invaiding! Help!"
Germany : "Don't worry, we'll launch a counterattack. Tell your troops to prepare for a relocation in case of 5606."
All the other countries on R/place : "You're taking this entirely too seriously."
#hetalia#r/place#I know nothing is going on with r/place right now#But I had an#Idea#That I couldn't get out of my head
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