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No easy way to say this but I'm done with this Tumblr account, Osora has no updated so I don't think there is a need for me to anymore. I'm not clinging onto something she has so easily thrown away. It's not like I have many followers anyway, so bye guys! I'll still probably be able to contact most of you somehow anyway.

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How do I block 11 different people

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Zakuro: Did you find Narnia in the closet Anya?

Anya: No I found a picture of you.

Zakuro:

Zakuro: Violence.

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Anya: If I was gay

Akatsuki: What do you mean "if" Anya you are gay aren't you?

Anya: Yeah but in a what if scenario-

Yuzu: But you're like really gay dude

Anya: LISTEN TO ME, WHAT IF-

Makino: Gay

Anya:

Anya: why are you all like this

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Akatsuki: Hey what did we learn about yesterday again....Texas?

Anya: The place? No we didn't.

Akatsuki: No! Texas is when you pay money! It's not a place!

Anya:

Anya: Do you

Anya: Do you fucking mean "Taxes"?

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Makino as a beauty blogger: Lipstick. *gestures to the Maybelline print on the box*

Karin as a beauty blogger: Hello all of you! This is a Maybelline lipstick I have here with me today

Zakuro: Hey so this is Maybelline or whatever. So what you're going to do is-

*slides the top part of the lipstick into his mouth*

Zakuro: You know the flavour in this one is kinda off. It's also softer than normal. Anyway moving onto the eyeshadow.

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Anya: Stop being nice to everyone Baktsuki. Grow a backbone. Stand up for yourself you idiot.

Akatsuki: I'll do my best Anya!

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Akatsuki: Hello Kai do you know where I could buy a backbone

Kaikoku:

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Akatsuki: Hey Anya?

Anya: What is it bakatsuki?

Akatsuki: Well I've been playing Pokemon, the game you recommend and I have something to say about it.

Anya: What.

Akatsuki: I want you to hit-mon-top-me in bed

Anya:

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My favourite dynamic is chaotic redhead and his calm boyfriend

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Anya: I wonder..

Akatsuki: Wonder what?

Anya: I wonder what it's like being as stupid as you

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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High gaurdian spice creators: So you modelled a character? Go ahead tell me what stands out about them.

Writer: They're gay, they like-

Creators: Stop. Repeat that

Writer: They're gay?

Creator: THAT'S AMAZING THANK YOU!

Writer: Wait but-

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Anya: Hey, Hey hey I have to tell you something and we might never have the time again.

Zakuro: What is it?

Anya: F*** you.

Zakuro:

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They just aggressively hug often that's all

Reporter: Professor, what are your thoughts on our two newest champions?

Professor Oak: I think it’s marvelous! Yes, my grandson and Red have been best friends since they were born! They have a very strong platonic bond!

Reporter: …

*camera cuts over and zooms in on Red and Green in the background, making out*

Professor Oak, obliviously: Very good friends!

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Is it just me or is Osora still in the disco???

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Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

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Well ouch

Pukicho

I like your style, I love this.